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                                                                                                              Ventura, CA

Monday January 8, 2007

     7:01am  I woke up around six thirty. I crashed out on the pier last night. My drunk friend Darrel was here. He always is. He was up all night fishing so he kept an eye on me while I crashed. Thanks a lot, Darrel. I appreciate it, man. Everybody gets credit.

     9:11am  The craziest thing. I was just walking around by Chestnut by Turning Point and guess who I run into. Hal! From last night. What's going on, Hal?

     9:20am  What was your name again? This nice lady gave me a cigarette on Main Street. I appreciate it.

     9:55am  Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you I ran into Karma on Main Street. I know Karma from Boulder back when I lived at Carol's house. It's a small world. Right now I'm waiting for the library to open.

     11:35am  I just had the most excellent presentation with this beautiful girl Malea. She was exotically beautiful. She was wearing a Ninja Turtle Cowabunga shirt.

     3:22pm  I spent a long time hanging out with this girl Amy. We walked all the way to the park at the top of the hill on Main Street. She bought me this big roll and bread and we went to the park and sat down on the grass. She was a vegetarian. She was one of the best listeners I've had in a long time. She was a beautiful girl named Amy. Thanks Amy for gracing me with your presence today. ::muah::

     3:45pm  Max hooked me up with a cigarette over by the fountain on Main Street.

     5:18pm  I came over here to Surfer's Point with my friend Natalie. We walked to Surfer's Point with some other dude who was all hitting on her. He might as well have been telling her, "Hey, do you come here often? What's your sign?" Anyway, we came and smoked a big fat joint and Natalie is going to kick me down some nuggets for my little one-hitter. I really appreciate it, Natalie.

                    She eventually signed my guestbook:

Date: 2007-01-18 13:19:23
Name: Nat-uh-lieee
Email: franglaisaywhat@hotmail.com
Number: 44
yay! we blazed it up at surfer's point. oh yes. be safe in your journey my friend!!!

     6:04pm  The bus should be here by now. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that after that Natalie girl filled my little jar up with weed I walked to the pier and checked the bus. It comes at six oh four. I am sooo happy again. Without Carol.

     6:16pm  I just got dropped off at Spinnaker close to River Haven. I have to go to River Haven and get my birth certificate from Carol. It's a pretty important document that will warrant my return to retrieve.

     9:04pm  I missed the last bus. I'm going to walk all the way to the pier. I went inside the Holiday Inn Express to get some water. I hit Amanda, the cashier up for my story and she agreed to listen. She just volunteered me all this fruit. I appreciate it, Amanda.

Next day..