Berkeley, CA
Wednesday February 18, 2009
Shamus
9:10am I just had a great presentation right now with this beautiful Asian girl in the park in Downtown Berkeley. Right in front of the M.A.S.C. I went in and got on the shower list and then came back outside to smoke a cigarette. She listened to me great. She loved my stories. Beautiful girl. She let me take her picture in the end.
11:02am I forgot to tell you, I scored a shower at the M.A.S.C. place. I took a good, hot shower. Oh yeah, I met this girl Brianna last night. She's this tall black homeless girl. She started flirting with me and we even talked about having sex. I told her that I was already married to my mission, but on occasion in my travels I would sometimes find a girl who would do me for the cause. She was all, "That's me." She's 6'2" and I'm going to have sex with her, hehe. I wish she would've taken a shower too. Ahh, I saw her scratching her crotch a couple times, so I don't know. Maybe I won't have sex with her. Ahh, I can always wear my boxer briefs and use a condom to minimize skin-to-skin contact. I'm going to get laid. Next time I see her I'll tell her, "I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Anyway, I made my way over to the laundromat close to the dollar store on Shattuck. It's almost done washing and I'm going to put it to dry soon.
Homebum
12:00pm I am done with my laundry. I'm walking back to that park over by MASC. I left Brianna there sleeping with my sleeping bag on top of my military rain poncho. She was tired.
12:48pm Coming up on Berkeley Screenprinting. Closed for lunch, 1-2. Wait, he hasn't closed yet. Cool, he's there.
12:57pm Monday I shall have my shirts. I have to wait until Monday, oh well. 3 black ones with white letters, 2 forest green ones with white letters and then 2 white ones with black letters.
1:09pm The greedy asses at Somebrero taqueria on University and Shattuck won't give me any food. It's because they weren't Mexican. They greedy ass told me, "We sell food."
1:25pm Victor, en La Fiesta Mario's Mexican en Telegraph me esta dando comida. Todo el mundo recibe credito, gracias.
Support the cause
2:04pm I just ran into Elijah!(2-12-08) What a small world.
5:02pm Lucy and Griffin hooked me up with some change for a donut.
5:17pm Tiva hooked me up with a dollar for donuts. I appreciate it, sister. Everybody gets credit.
5:29pm I killed some time at the bench across the street from the BayKing donut place holding my Support the Cause sign. I'm going to walk down to the 7-11 and refill my bag with ice. I'm out of water. Oh yeah, on Haste this dude has all these books on the sidewalk for a quarter each. I grabbed one called At Home in your Pack from 1965. An old hiking book. I stole it. I should probably put a quarter in the jar, but screw it. Knowledge is free.
6:00pm Man, I haven't been documenting nearly all of the cool shit that's happened today. I am all ashamed of myself for my lack of describing. I am having a blast in Berkeley this time around. It's cool how I got word about my tee shirts. I'm going to have all seven of them Monday. Right now I'm bored so I assumed my post here in front of Ameoba. I've got my pack standing here. Some guy just took a picture of it. I want a cigarette.
7:00pm I walked all the way to University and Grant Street where I crashed last night in front of the door. Right now I thought I'd crash there again, but there were new signs posted up saying no trespassing and that violators would be taken to jail. I'll go find another place to squat.
7:15pm I'm squatting in this little alcove across the way from two black homeless people. There's power in numbers!
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