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                                                                        Eureka to Hoopa to Black Bear Ranch, CA

Tuesday February 20, 2007
                  
     7:33am  We woke up this morning by the harbor here in Eureka and we came to the Humboldt Inn Best Western for free continental breakfast. Fuck the system! We loaded up like last time. We grabbed a newspaper and grabbed some shit for the car, some snacks, some yogurts and lots of granola bars. We came to the Welfare Office.
                   Man, Carol is still pissing me off every morning. We were at the Welfare Office and he had a long wait. Carol had to take a shit so we came back to the Best Western to use their bathrooms. The Welfare Office wasn't open yet. I am waiting for her to come back so I can go take a shit too. She had already taken a shit this morning. She had to go real bad again.

     7:37am  Carol came back to the car and I am in the restroom. I asked her if the coast was clear and she said, "Yeah, but I clogged the toilet." Aww man, that sucks. I'm going to have go to look at your shit or I'll explode. Thankfully she was nice enough to put a lot of toilet paper over it so I didn't see it. But now the toilet is clogged and I am clogging it some more, hehe.

     2:22pm  I have to make an update. After the hotel this morning we went straight back to the Welfare Office. We got everything done, but we have to return at one when lunch is over. At one we were first in line and we got everything done. We've got appointments on March first. Now we came to the Patriot gas station down the street and we are going to try and spange for gas. A couple people have already told Carol no. Maybe this guy right now told her yeah because she's coming back for the gastank. I don't know.

     4:22pm  We celebrated right on time, me and Carol. We already said fuck Babylon, fuck Arcata and Eureka. Carol got her Depo shot which was number one priority in my book, hehe. We're all signed up for food stamps. We have to go back on the first. It's all done until the first.
                    We got a full tank of gas spanging in Arcata and Eureka. And we saw Bear from River Haven from Ventura in downtown Arcata. What's up with that? Carol didn't want to stop and tell him hi or nothing. We just kept on pursuing to the next block. The block was dead, yo, so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue! Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis. Something something driving Lamborghinis. Jealous cuz I'm out gettin' mine. J with a guage and Vanilla with a nine. Ice, ice, baby too cold. I'm all stoned, hehe. Bear could not have hacked it at Black Bear at all, despite it has his name on it. Carol says he wouldn't have made it and might have gotten us kicked out. We gotta represent. Carol says he doesn't work hard. Oh well, enough shit-talking. Carol says he belongs in Babylon and that Arcata is perfect for him.

     5:37pm  About ten minutes ago we stopped at the Ray's Food Place in Hoopa. She got eight bucks from asking for gas earlier. People give her money instead of gas sometimes. So she's got eight bucks and she's going to try and steal some more liquor from here too. She already got a big bottle of whiskey somewhere else where we went earlier. Safeway or something. Dude, she even pulled that shit at the Safeway in Arcata. She made a "return" and got store credit. That's fucking tough. Carol is a genius.

     9:09pm  The eagle has landed. We have returned to Black Bear Ranch.

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