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                                                                                                             Panama City, FL

Friday February 29, 2008

     6:21am  We went to bed around ten 'o clock and made sure to get a good seven hours of sleep. Kim got up and got ready for work. Today is the first day of Spring Break. I'm going to be busy all day.

     6:26am  I had to rewind because I left it recording accidentally. I had a big breakfast this morning. I made two eggs with cheese. I made a big bowl of Ramen noodles. I even made a grilled cheese sandwich. I'm all fueled up for the day. Kim has to drive to her two gay friend's house to let their dog out and stuff. She's going to drop me off at the Chevron on Laird where I met her. I'm going to walk to the beach from there and have fun.

     7:16am  I am leaving from the Chevron. We had driven to the Chevron and I helped her clean her car out. She gave me five dollars. I appreciate it, baby.

     7:35am  I just put on my clown wig. I am walking down Thomas Drive.

     8:18am  I stopped at Scampy's Seafood and Steaks. I took a piss behind it because the septic tank at the gas station was busted. I sat down on a bench at the restaurant and took a smokebreak. I'm going to walk to the beach now.

     8:22am  I am on the beach. I'm walking the beach. I took a picture.

     8:45am  I'm going back on the street. I popped back out at public access 12A.

     8:57am  I came to the Texaco on Thomas Drive. I saw some guy planting a garage sale sign. I'm going to follow him.

                   7001 South Lagoon Drive

     9:18am  They were still setting up, so I waited a bit at the garage sale. They didn't have any good shit. I'm going to keep walking through this neighborhood here. I am on Ural Street.

                   Sweet, there's another garage sale here on Venus Street. They've got lots of clothes.

     9:37am  Ahh, they didn't have much good stuff at this garage sale. I did buy a four-pack of pop-up tops. Those little spouts that fit on any twenty ounce bottle. That will come in handy. Right now, actually. I need to find a trashcan and find a bottle.

     9:40am  I was walking down Thomas Drive and I came over by that Condom Knowledge place I stopped at the other day(2-24-08 2:35pm). I came and sat down at the bench outside and smoked. I saw they have a Plaza Mexico restaurant right here. I don't know when they're going to open. They don't have hours on the front. I took my wig off and I'm sitting at the bench. This pretty girl walks by and tells me, "Oh, it's you. You freaked out my coworker the other day." I laughed and told her, "I'll tell you what I'm doing if you get a chance. It's a free story."

     9:59am  I just had a great presentation with beautiful Savannah. She told me, "I think you are adorable, but I have to get to work. We have a new hire to train. Give me your card."

     10:07am  I stopped at the Exxon on Thomas and Ocean Street. I'm going to take a piss.

                    Coming up on Club LaVela.

     10:39am  I am just now getting to Front Beach Road. I'm going to smoke at the Shell station. The Circle K.

     10:55am  I left the Shell station. I'm hunting my prey, these two girls walking up ahead.

     11:05am  I had an awesome presentation with Beautiful Anastasia from Russia. I went in the Party Shack and hit her up for my story. She understood me, but her boss came by. I just finished up the marijuana part and gave her my website. Beautiful girl.

     11:12am  I walked a little past the Party Shack place and this guy called out to me. I ran across the street and gave him my website. I'm walking now and I see those two girls who I saw earlier up ahead. They had dipped into some store so I walked past them. They're in front of me again. I'm going to walk a little quicker.
                    
     11:15am  Those girls I guess saw me coming and they darted off through this parking lot to go get food, I guess. They wouldn't accept my website. "Oh, it's free?" They wouldn't take it. That's right, be afraid. Muhahaha. I'm going to go see if Autumn is working at the Burger King on Beckrich Road. I'll go hang out at the Chevron.

                     Cool, right when I was walking up to the Burger King I saw Autumn and Harmony walking out the door.

     12:25pm  The coolest shit happened. I thought I changed my mind and started backtracking looking for a trolly stop. I thought I'd catch the trolly to the college and go do some typing. Then I'll call Kim. She gets off at three or so. Tomorrow is her day off, so maybe she can give me a ride to Tallahassee tomorrow. Then I was thinking, man, the crowds are about to start pouring into town. I've been walking hardcore all day. I walked by this liquor store right before the Party Shack, Beach Discount Liquor store. Some guy came up to me and asked me what my shirt said. I told him and I gave him my website. I went inside the store and started telling this beautiful girl working the counter my story. The guy rode off on his bike. I'm telling this beautiful girl inside my story. I took her picture. I want to get her name before I leave. She's got a big liquor order here, so I have to wait for her to do that shit and then I'll keep going on my story.

                     Another truck pulled up with another order and I couldn't get her name. This pretty girl with braces. The other girl who was there listening, she wouldn't look straight into my eyes. She was staring at my shirt the whole time, it seemed like. They told me the nearest trolly stop was at the Walmart, so I'm going to keep walking.

     12:53pm  I'm at the bus stop at the Walmart. I've been here for about five minutes.

     1:11pm  The trolly came. While I was waiting for it I stood there letting all the cars read my shirt.

     1:35pm  I am at Gulf Coast Community College. I'm going to go to the library and use the courtesy phone and call Kim.

     1:55pm  I ate some powdered donuts I had bought earlier. Kim had given me five dollars and I bought some snacks at the Circle K/Shell. I bought some Mother's cookies for fifty nine cents and $2.59 for a bag of donuts. I've got four left which I am saving for after I type. I'm going to get like an hour of typing done and then I'll call Kim.

     4:05pm  I called Kim and she didn't answer her phone. I'm going to walk back in the library and type some more. I'll try calling her again later. I went to the bus stop and ate my last four donuts.

                   Damn, the library closed at four today. That sucks. I have to go bum somebody's cellphone now. Hopefully Kim will come and get me.

     4:14pm  Orgretta hooked me up with a dollar. I told her that I had eighty cents and only needed twenty. She gave me a whole dollar. I appreciate it, sister. Everybody gets credit, thanks.

     5:00pm  I just got off the bus at Jenks and 23rd. I can walk home from here. Oh yeah, I had this excellent presentation with this bible thumper on the bus. He was pulling out his bible and quoting scriptures left and right. I got through to him a little bit. I didn't get too far, but it was a good conversation. I'm going across the street now.

                   Los Rancheros, hell yeah. I'm going to score.

     5:06pm  Francisco en Los Rancheros en 23rd y Jenks me esta dando comida. Te lo agradezco, señor. Todo el mundo recibe credito, gracias.

     5:44pm  I walked all the way to Kim's apartment. She's not home. I need to call her somehow. I hope she didn't go look for me at the college. Damn, I need to borrow somebody's phone.

     6:00pm  I'm going to walk to the Tom Thumb and call. I've got some change in my pocket. I ate my two tacos. I took a picture of them. They were kind dinky. I'm going to go call Kim. I hope she's not out looking for me.

     6:04pm  I didn't have to go all the way to the Tom Thumb to use the phone. Right across the street from Kim's apartments is some Child Care Network place. I saw some people standing in front and I went and asked this guy to borrow his cellphone. This cool dude who works for Alexandria Cleaning Service driving a white van hooked me up with his phone. I called Kim and she didn't answer, but I left her a message telling her I was already home. That I got home at five forty five. I've got the key, so I'm going to go sit at home and watch television.

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