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                                                                                                             San Luis Obispo, CA

Monday March 23, 2009

     6:05am  I woke up around five thirty. I got tons of sleep. I went to bed like at around nine thirty. Like nine hours, I think. I'm going to do a lot of typing today.

                   Brr, it's colder than a witches tit.

                   Field

     7:00am  Up and at 'em. I'm walking to Prado. It's a longass walk. Last night I didn't have any dinner. I ate lunch at Prado. I didn't do much typing because I was trying to take a nap. Last night at Triple X's studio, where they're getting kicked out today, his friend came over and said, "I'm going to the store. Anyone need anything?" I meekly said, "A snack would be really cool." When he got back he gave me a big muffin and a Clif bar. I had the bar before I went to bed last night, so I'm alright. I'm walking to Prado now.

     7:10am  I walked to in front of the DOT office on South Higuera. I'm going to sit at the bus stop here and smoke. Maybe the bus will come. I have a bus token if it does.

     7:17am  Fuck, Prado Day Center doesn't open until ten thirty today. I forgot they told me that yesterday. Damn, I'm hungry. I'll walk to Higuera Street then.

     7:47am  I should make an update. I didn't know what I was going to do to kill time until ten thirty. I walked back up Higuera and over by the Circle K I saw this homeless dude who smoked me out yesterday. He told me that he knew there were some donuts in the Circle K dumpster. I scored me like four packages of out-of-date chocolate and powdered and a honey bun. There were more in there, but they got wet at the bottom of the dumpster. I got breakfast, so that's cool. Oh yeah, last night they let me get ice at the Circle K. Their ice thing fits the hole of my CamelBak perfectly.

     8:05am  I just had an awesome presentation with Johnny. He walked up to the Circle K and I offered him my website. I'm eating donuts.

     8:21am  I just finished writing out yet another HOOK A BROTHER UP/SMOKE A BROTHER OUT sign. I had grabbed a piece of cardboard and sat down on the sidewalk and cut it out.

     9:42am  Donnie just hooked me up with a dollar at the 7-11. I appreciate it, brother. Everybody gets credit.

                   I am on the #2 bus to Prado. I had a good presentation at the bus stop with this guy. Everybody loves my shirt.

     10:44am  Prado.

                   I didn't do that much typing at Prado. It was too loud. I need headphones. I charged the batteries on my camera. They didn't have breakfast because they opened at ten thirty today. For lunch it was shitty. Undercooked beans. Oh yeah, this homeless guy hooked me up with a dollar this morning. I am really surprised they haven't told me shit about my shirt. About two months ago they would make me take it off. Alright, I'm going to go to the bus stop now and wait for the bus.

                   Okay, at Prado Day Center I met this fifty one year old lady with huge tits, Andria. She seemed to be flirting with me, so I flirted back. You know me, I never, uh rarely get laid. After the day center closed we caught the bus and hung out at the transfer center. For some reason we decided to walk Broad to the shelter.

                   I let this dude borrow my WPTMJ shirt.  He had to go see his parole officer today.  Classic.

     6:22am  Andria and I are at the bus stop waiting for the bus. A bus passed but it said Out of Service. All of a sudden beautiful Andrea pulls up to the stop sign and asks us if we needed a ride somewhere. How perfect. We appreciate it. Everybody gets credit.

     8:30pm  I gotta make an update. I've been hanging out with Andria all day. I saw her on the bus yesterday too. She's fifty one. They told me they didn't have any room at the shelter tonight, but oh well. I'm a camper. It's not supposed to rain for like a whole week. Andria and I, we followed all the other drunk punks that were going to camp after dinner at the shelter. There's woods right across the street from the shelter. Andria had a different way to go, so we didn't enter the woods right away. We were going the long way, around the trees. All of a sudden two cops cars pull up and the cops get out. I reflexively pulled out my wallet to get my ID, but the cops walked right past us. Then I heard drunk shouting in the woods and I knew why the cops had shown up. Andria and I just walked our merry way past them and around the field. I told Andria to wait and I would be right back and I scouted the perfect spot. I went back and helped her with her bags. Andria is camping with me tonight. I get a cuddle buddy tonight. She's got a great rack for her age. Enchanting.

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