050609

Sacramento, CA

Wednesday May 6, 2009
                  
                   I never mentioned when I woke up, but I woke up around six thirty or so. Rene hasn't been here. Man, I have fallen in love with this Manna Bread this dude in Fair Oaks gave me last night. I had an awesome presentation with Tyler, I think his name is. He listened to me great and in the end hooked me up. He eats healthy and had some groceries. Manna Organic High Fiber Yeast Free. It's damn good. It's like meat. It's really good and filling.

                   I am reading this Mark Twain book Peg gave me. It's called Coffee With Mark Twain by Fred Kaplan. On page 51 Mark Twain talks about a book he authored A Connecticut Yankee in King Authur's Court. He's quoted saying, "Perhaps that's why the novel didn't sell too well. People don't like to hear these truths. Anyway - never tell the truth to people who aren't worthy of it. It will always get you in trouble."

                   Page 54. "To be good is noble, but to show others how to be good is nobler - and no trouble."

                   Page 55. "For satirical purposes he(Twain) treated God as incompetent or as a fiction created by religious to manipulate believers."

                   I have been having some great sexual experiences with Peg. I don't have to use a condom either. She says she hasn't had her period in two years. That means she's already been through menopause. I love Peg so much.
                  
     6:58am  I am leaving the house. I am bored. I'm hungry. It's not raining, so I'm going to go to the corner and spread the word and maybe get some breakfast change.

     7:30am  I have donned my clown wig.

     7:45am  Sweet, this nice lady in a white Tahoe just told me that she was going to come back and give me a donation.

     8:04am  Lulu was the name of that girl in the white Suburban who told me was going to come back. She sure did. Without her word a woman is nothing! I'm telling her my story in the parking lot right next to the spot where I spread my word. Oh yeah, she gave me a dollar too. I appreciate, Lulu. Everybody gets credit.

                   Awesome presentation with Lulu.

                   Sweet, some guy just kicked down a five dollar bill. I've got like seven bucks so far.

                   I'm not too hungry yet. I'm going to walk to Rene's and see if he'll give me a ride somewhere to get something to eat.

     8:54am  Ha, what a cool thing just happened. This guy handed me three bucks and then asked me if the money was going towards some political thing. I told him no, that it was for breakfast. He asked me what does support the cause mean. I told him I just wanted people to want world peace too. He got mad and said he felt ripped off and kept yelling. So I hold out the three dollars and tell him, "Do you want this back then?" He said no and said, "That's a good move." I had handed him my website at the start and he was all, "Don't bullshit a bullshitter." I told him, "I am not bullshitting. I have been documenting my life honestly for the past seven years. I refuse to compromise my mission. It's all right there. I am an open book."

     9:20am  I am done on the corner. I got like seven bucks total and spent six at the food market. I got a burrito and a Hot Pocket thing. I'm hungry. I'm going to eat now.

     1:19pm  I have been doing Mexican work for a while in the backyard. I broke up all the panels in the backyard, the walls they stripped off the house. It was tough because they didn't have any gloves for me. I devised an ingenious way to move those torn up walls. The seven foot length of quality rope that serves as a handle for my pack, I used that to drag all the pieces to the front for disposal. When I was done taking all the torn up pieces of wall to the front one Mexican tells me, "Alright, now roll it up and put it in the trailer." I laughed at him and told him, "No, you do it. It's heavy and you have gloves." When I work for free I do what I want. I'm bored. I'm going to go spread the word on the corner again.

                   I just saw Eugene drive by, the guy I met the other morning[5-4-09 : 10:07am]. He honked at me. I am taking a long lunch break from the labor at the house, sorry Rene. I'm a bit hungry. I need five dollars for cigarettes.

     3:32pm  The greedy ass at the KFC won't give me a free biscuit. I've waited like half an hour for my food.

     3:35pm  The greedy ass driving the bus won't give me a ride. Oh well. I'll walk it if I have to.

                   The other greedy ass driver won't give me a ride.

                   I almost got hit by a car right now. This guy was waving a dollar at me and I spun around and a car almost ran into me.

     6:22pm  I'm taking a smokebreak. Today has been a pretty uneventful day. I helped in the back yard and then I helped Rene tear down the ceiling in the garage too. Around rush hour I went outside to spread the word on the corner again. 24th and Meadowview. Not one single cop has fucked with me there. They just drive by. To get my ice refilled I walked all the way to the Valero on Amherst. I had to walk all the way back too. The greedy ass bus drivers wouldn't give me a courtesy ride. I told Rene that I was just going to go on a lunch break but I stayed out for like three of four hours. I think Rene saw me. He drove by, I think. I was making so many people smile.

                   Note Peg wrote for me with her number, wallet

     9:00pm  At long last. It was like a forty five minute wait at the KFC. See, this girl had given me this printed out coupon for free food at KFC, while I was spreading my word on the corner. So KFC was jam-packed with people wanting their free grilled chicken. They told people it was a half an hour wait when they ordered and the line was filling up the restaurant. Anyway, I am heading back home. Rene let me take his van to KFC. I hope he doesn't mind it took me so long. Alright, later on.

Next day..