050908

 

Gulfport, FL

Friday May 9, 2008

     6:52am  I haven't been updating that much lately since I've been hanging out with Laura. I've been hiding with the mermaid. I'm undercover. I haven't been walking that much either. I was able to get the update for my website all finished up and typed up and updated until April 29. I should probably add the update right before we leave today. Yeah, that's what I'll do. I'm going to go back to sleep. This morning I woke like at four thirty for some strange reason. I got up and I took a shit and I played Tetrinet. Laura woke up and she gave me a surprise. We made love this morning. I love Laura to death, man. I don't care if she's fifty five. She's ageless to me. We're going to go to Virginia soon. She's going to take me to Virginia and to Washington D.C. I'm going to miss her so much when we part. I have to keep going. I've already made a friend Jayme from West Virginia. Alright, later on. I'm supposed to go get my tee shirts today. Laura's going to let me borrow her truck.

     11:39am  I went back to sleep. I took yet another nap. I got a couple more hours. Oh yeah, and I called Aaron and he told me he wasn't going to be able to get my shirts until Monday. Dude, he could've emailed me. So we're going to go to the beach again. I'm still in hiding. I need to get some exercise.

     12:05pm  Leaving from Laura's to Tyrone Mall. She's going to buy me some cargo shorts. Awesome. Thank you Laura. I love you.

     4:16pm  It's almost the magic time. We get to celebrate right on time. Laura and I drove to Tyrone Mall here in Babylon. First we saw the same exact Levi shorts that I have that I got for ten bucks in San Antonio. They were forty four dollars at JC Pennys. Then the next store had a twenty nine, the size I need for thirty bucks. Afterwards we went to the army surplus store and I walked in there, put a belt on and walked out. Fuck the system.

     4:53pm  We're driving to the beach. Sunset Cove, I think. St. Petersburg Public Beach.

                    Piangipams, what the make Lei's out of in Hawaii, Laura says. We're just about done. We did a little quick dip at the beach. I don't know what time it is. I left my watch in the car. 5:20pm We are leaving from St. Pete Beach. In and out.

     5:46pm  I forgot to tell you. When we went inside the mall earlier to look for cargo shorts. I asked this guy directions who works at the mall. This cop was standing nearby and he told me, "Hey, I know you." I got recognized by a policeman, hell yeah. From that other day when I was out flying my sign in front of the mall. I'm sure all the cops are talking about me. I am totally out of uniform today. I am wearing my Blueberry Patch tie-dye and my swim trunks with no underwear. I'm glad I did because we went to the beach afterwards. I went and Laura bought me the cargo shorts and I wore them out. We went to the beach and I changed in the bathroom. We are just now getting back home. My new Gulfport headquarters, with my mermaid.

     6:34pm  I've got my uniform back on and I'm off. I'm out of hiding. I've got my camouflage cargo shorts. This town is dead as hell right now. I'm going to walk the Pinellas Trail to SPC and go collect some tennis balls. That's my project for the night.

     6:59pm  I walked 49th Street to The Pinellas Trail. I contemplated going back home to my lovely Laura. I said screw it. I need to get my exercise. I've been in hiding a long time. Laura and I have the most beautiful relationship, even though it's temporary. She's so young at heart. She's beautiful. I don't care that she's fifty five at all. She's hot as hell, too, hehe. She'd be hot even if she never got a facelift. See, she got like a million dollars or something in inheritance from her dad. She's helping me out. She believes in me. She said that I have taught her so much. She told me thanks for helping her see the evil in this world. That's music to my ears.

     7:10pm  I just crossed 58th Street.

                   Man, I was totally blowing the whole Herpes thing out of proportion. It's been about eight months since the questionable incident with Clea in Missouri. The only time my crotch itched was when I was wearing those compression shorts my sister Laura bought me that one day at Walmart in San Antonio. I stopped wearing them and my crotch hasn't itched at all. It's because of the constant pressure on my pubic hair, I'm guessing. See, because I regularly trim my pubes so it was probably the hair poking into my skin making it itch. I never got any sores or blisters or nothing. I am glad that's dealt with. I still want to get tested though.

     7:19pm  I walked by two black guys on the trail. They listened for a little and then I gave them my website.

     7:28pm  One guy just walked by and asked me, "Hey, where can I get one of those shirts?" I gave him my website and told him to email me about the shirts. I told them I would have them available for sale pretty soon. These old dudes just walked by and said, "Nobody would fight." The guy at first said, "My grandson would eat it up. Actually, he'd smoke it up."

     7:33pm  I just crossed over Pasadena. I'm going over this footbridge now. Hopefully I'll get to SPC before dark so I can look for tennis balls.

     7:41pm  I stopped underneath the St. Petersburg sign on The Pinellas Trail. I'm going to take a picture.

     7:42pm  I'm getting closer to the college. SPC to the left. I see the college down there. I'm surprised there's still light. I didn't think I would get here that quick.

     8:12pm  I walked all the way around SPC and there are no tennis courts anywhere. I'll come home empty-handed, but I'm going to walk all the way back on The Pinellas Trail. It's still a little light outside. The sign says that the trail closes at dark. I had eaten like 390 calories of peanuts I got at the Scratch and Dent and some Power Bar energy drink.

     8:20pm  Back on The Pinellas Trail.

                   Hmm, I am really thinking about selling my tee shirts for a really expensive price, like a hundred dollars. They're priceless. Support the cause. I'll talk to Laura about this. If I should ask for an exorbitant amount of money. Support the cause. Help me grease the evolution machine. It's stuck. Then watch me evolve.

     8:50pm  Crossing 58th Street.

     8:54pm  Crossing underneath the Gulfport marker on The Pinellas Trail.

     9:03pm  Just crossed 49th Street, turning right. I am almost there. Hell yeah, I've been power-walking.

     9:40pm  I have arrived. I am back home, back at Laura's house.

Next day..
 

`