Leaving Black Bear Ranch
Monday May 14, 2007
7:44am Aaron is going to be nice enough to make an entry for me. I haven't been making too many entries. I really should be, but, ahh, people can imagine what's happening. Aaron: "Monday the fourteenth, May. Victor's leaving on his travels. He's going on to spread the message. He is leaving Hank and I behind at the Black Bear Ranch. There's a lot of work we can do, a lot of good we can do for this place. And a lot of good it can do for us. So we thank Victor very much. I wish him the best of luck. I love you."
He said I had to say goodbye to Hank before I left.
I am so touched. Aaron told me I Love You. I love you too, brother.
12:16pm When I first left I didn't bring any extra water. I assumed there would be mountain streams to tap, like there were when I was here in the winter. Stupid me, all the streams are dry except for the river and I can't find a quick way to get down there yet. Oh yeah, I'm going to walk back to the ranch because I forgot to eat some mushrooms like I said I was going to do on this walk. So, I am going to leave my pack here so I can travel light, I'll walk back to the ranch, eat my fungus and tell everybody goodbye again.
12:29pm I just scaled down this big tree trunk down to the river and got some water. I'm going to take a break. I have been walking non-stop. Hehe, I'm going to walk back to the ranch without my pack and eat a mushroom cap and walk back tripping.
12:40pm I had a smoke break and I'm walking back to the farm. The ranch.
1:42pm I just got back to Black Bear. I hot-footed it, man. I walked a long ass way. I think I did four miles already. I'm going to go back and tell them, "Hey look, I'm back. I told you that you would see me again."
2:33pm Ate some fungus. On my walk back to my bag now.
2:48pm I am leaving again. I went to the main house and got some water. I got some weed too. A little bit of shake for my travels.
3:43pm Made it back to my bag. Damn, I am far already. I'm going to sit down and have a lunchbreak/smokebreak/shroombreak. I'm going to eat the last of that shrooms I got.
4:19pm I am about to celebrate. Man, I got all freaked out. I thought I lost my pipe and it was in my back pocket all along. Oh yeah, I found all these ticks on me. Like for our five on my legs. I caught them trying to burrow in, halfway inside me and I yanked them out. I am going to check myself at the end of the trail for sure. I'm a stupid ass for wearing shorts without my rainpants. I checked my balls and everything.
4:22pm I'm up walking, stoned, tripping. I hope I don't have that much left. I don't recognize this trail at all since it's not covered in snow.
4:52pm I just got to the road. Salmon River Road, I think. Umm, I have to check myself for ticks.
5:11pm I sat down on top of my bag. There hadn't been any cars passing in a long time. I was totally beat from the hiking. I remembered to check myself for ticks and as I was inspecting my package I started thinking about sex. Well, stupid me, while I was "checking for ticks" this truckload of girls pulled up. I saw the truck from the distance and I stopped checking for ticks. But, by the time they pulled up I hadn't gotten my pants back on. They actually stopped, like offering me a ride, but I didn't dare stand up with my shorts at my ankles. So they just took off. Damn. There goes my ride to Forks of Salmon. I'm going to take a little smokebreak. I'm still kind of tripping on mushrooms. I'm going to smoke some more weed and smoke a cigarette. I'm going to start walking.
5:32pm I am leaving walking from the end of the trail here. Man, that sucks! I could've gotten my ride already. I was too busy checking for ticks, hehehe. I mean, hell, I didn't get laid by the ex-girlfriend. I had a huge hike this morning. I doubled back and everything. I guess I have to walk to Forks of Salmon. I can and I will. Just watch.
6:00pm I'm walking down the road. I'm going to stop and take a break. That really sucks. That truck of hot girls drove by like five minutes after I got there. Ugh.
6:14pm The Forks of Salmon school bus driver, an empty bus, just passes me up. Wouldn't give me a ride. Screw this. I'm getting up from my rest now. I smoked a lot of weed. I'm still tripping a little. The weed brought it back.
6:15pm I just started taking my boots off again when I rest. Like I used to. I'll put a link to when I used to(7-19-03-4:59am, 6-23-03-7:17am, 11-5-04-2:33pm). That helps a hell of a lot. My socks dry out and my feet feel a lot better, I wonder why I hadn't done it anymore.
Passing by that litter removal adopt a highway sign with Jim Hensher's name on it. Remember last time I walked by that sign(3-14-07-4:15pm)?
I am sitting here taking a break. I had a major brainstorming breakthrough. I am going to secure havethisweed.com and hand out little packets of weed with the website. A'la Half Baked. All I need is to pay for the domain name and just redirect it to havethisbook.com. Hehehe, they're going to assassinate me.
7:13pm The UPS guy pulled over, but he didn't give me a ride. He was all, "If I was in my personal car I would. I could get in a lot of trouble if I got caught." Thought that counts. Thanks anyway.
I am speed-walking. My feet are dry.
7:38pm I'm coming up on some Klamath National Forest campground.
8:12pm I forgot to tell you. I don't know, I walked maybe like four miles. And all of a sudden Artful was nice enough to pull over and give me a ride to The Beer Tree over in Forks of Salmon. It is Monday and nobody is out, but maybe I'll catch a ride. I appreciate it, brother. Everybody gets credit, thanks.
8:15pm Be sure to check out the Zendik Farm. I'll look it up on the Internet. Thanks for the destination.
8:21pm It's cool. That guy Art he listened to a lot of my stories. He told me, "To tell you the truth, man. I live without money. I might have a little bit for gas and beer, but I live without money too."
See, it's possible. Anybody can do it.
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