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                                                                                                                                      Arcata, CA

Thursday May 24, 2007

     5:33am  I woke up like half an hour ago, at about five. I got some good sleep. I was able to treat and let dry the ShoeGoo on my boots. I get to wear them today.

     6:00am  I came to the Safeway to take a shit.

     6:15am  I just left Safeway. I had a good shit.

     7:07am  I'm sitting here talking to Reverend Tom Brown. I had just finished taking a shit at the Safeway and I was walking through the parking lot. I saw this bumper sticker that said, "Ask me how I know Jesus used marijuana." I saw him walking towards the car, so I asked him. Tom, "No, no, I saw you looking at the sticker and asked you if you wanted to know about that." Anyway, I hit him up for my story and he gave me this Holy Anointing Oil. It's got marijuana in it. Be sure to check out the webpage. It's firstchurchmagi.org

                  What were you talking about, Tom? Ibogaine. Look at the up on the internet for sure. Tom: "Then you're going to get to Dana Beel, who was Abbie Hoffman's best friend, who is still in New York City doing the numbers and he has written a book on Ibogaine and how it was discovered. How the pharmaceutical industries and the government won't let it be introduced. Basically the Ibogaine will give you eighteen hours of, every time you close your eyes, your life is in review behind your eyelids. And you, instead of being in the midst of all the pain and agony that you've suffered, you are on a nice, little pink cloud. Kind of above it all. You experience yourself on a pink fluffy cloud looking down and watching your life happen. Under the influence of Ibogaine, every time I open my eyes, we're right back here. I close my eyes and I'm back to the movie review." I asked Tom, "Do you have recall?" He said total. He said that you see your whole life, for eighteen hours. And then, you're so exhausted that you sleep for another twenty four hours. There has been at least one person who had a heart attack while they were doing this. I asked Tom what was the medical utilization. He said that one of the things that happened as a result of this experience, fifteen or twenty minutes into the cycle physical addictions are cancelled. Nicotine, alcohol, barbiturates, all of them go away. You no longer experience physical cravings for about six months, maybe more. I'll be sure to look all this up. Look up the Smith Decision. Gaylan Black and peyote meetings.

     9:30am  Had a great conversation with Tom at Sacred Grounds. He bought me some coffee and oatmeal.

     12:35pm  Oh man, I am friggin' honored. This beautiful twenty year old girl named Christine. She listened to every single one of my stories. She was laying down in the sun in the plaza. I walked by and asked her if she had heard my story yet. Hehe, I have to ask that in Arcata. She loved my stories. Beautiful girl.

     1:08pm  Tom is hooking me up with some change for a donut. I appreciate it, brother. Everybody gets credit, thanks.

     1:14pm  I just needed thirty cents for a donut and he bought me one at Don's.

     1:28pm  JP let me roll a cigarette. I appreciate it, brother.

     3:11pm  I was tired, so I went to the plaza and made my bed in the grass. I'm going to read my book or take a nap.

     5:36pm  I forgot to tell you, I woke up in the plaza.

     7:52pm  Snaps just hooked me up with two cigarettes. I only asked for one. In front of the bars here in Arcata. I appreciate it, brother. Everybody gets credit, thanks.

     8:59pm  Tony, who works at Round Table Pizza, he's hooking me up with some pizza. I appreciate it.

     12:02am  Dude, Victor just got laid! Hell yeah. With this pretty eighteen year old girl Kelsey. We went for a walk. I kind of manifested it. I got tired of standing around on the bar sidewalk. I walked up to Kelsey, who I told my stories to the other day. I said, "I'm bored. Let's go for a walk and smoke some weed." This other kid invited himself too. This older dude who had been macking on Kelsey before. He asked, "Where are we gonna smoke at?" I suggested the decorated bridge by HSU, by the footbridge. We went there and smoked a lot. We were able to ditch that guy and just walked around. We ended up on the railroad tracks close to Alliance. I told her, "I'm tired. I feel like laying down, not to go to sleep, just to lay down and listen to the frogs." So I put down my rain poncho and we both lay there listening to the frogs chirp. I eventually got enough gall to ask Kelsey if we could cuddle. I told her just cuddling. Then all of a sudden she asks me, "Do you know what?" I said, "Chicken butt." She said, "I've never been laid in the woods." I gave her my line, "I've committed myself to an involuntary vow of celibacy for this mission..." She looked all disappointed and said, "Really?" I told her, "No, not really. Well, I have ended up with the girl who just does me for the cause here and there." She promptly said, "Well, I can be one of those." Bam, and I even had condoms in my wallet. Hopefully I'm walking in the right direction towards town. Hell yeah, Victor got laid tonight. Awesome.

     12:13am  Daniel hooked me up with a cigarette in front of the bars in Arcata. I appreciate it, brother. Everybody gets credit, thanks.

     12:30am  Gaylan hooked me up with some change for a donut. I appreciate it, brother.

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