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Morgantown, WV

Wednesday May 28, 2008

     9:49am  I got to sleep with Jayme last night again. I had my cuddle-buddy. Oh yeah, Bryce is all happy with me. It was awesome how we were walking he saw my everywhereness. He witnessed it himself. Some guys drove by and yelled San Antonio. Dude, I didn't even have my stick and I got recognized. It's probably the shirt. I got eight hours of sleep last night. Last night we went to Steve's house and I got to tell his girlfriend my stories. She loved them. She was so reactive to it. Steve wanted to help wake her up.

     10:58am  I am walking into town to go look for some tennis balls. Jayme has seemed a little down lately, like she's scared. Praying and stuff.
                    
                     I should really talk about this. Jayme's got HPV, genital warts. We've made passionate love. The first time it was great. I made her come three times. I could love this girl so much. She's helping me out so much for the mission. I feel like I should just keep going with the flow and accept all the blessings I am given. We only have four years left anyway. But, now I'm wondering if I can get Herpes and HPV at the same time.

     11:08am  I stopped and I talked to this beautiful African girl named Veronica. I gave her my website. She's a really pretty girl who seems to be aware.

     11:23am  I walked all the way to High Street from Bryce's house and I asked directions to any tennis courts. I have to double back a bit on Brockway all the way to Marilla Park. It sucks not having a camera. I'm going to go look for the tennis courts.

     11:53am  I found the tennis courts and I scored like ten tennis balls altogether. I saw they had a payphone there and I only had forty five cents. I asked these two girls who were painting if they had a nickel I could have. What was your name? Laura, just like my twin sister, told me I could use her cellphone and walked to her car to get it. I gladly put on my presentation for them while they were painting. Right before the They Didn't Call Them Peace Pipes For Nothing part, I called Jayme on the phone and she said she might be coming to get me. I went to go get tennis balls and on my way back Laura pulled up in her car. She was on her lunchbreak and asked me if I needed a ride. She offered me a brand new CamelBak! We're going to go get it now and she's going to give me a ride back to Bryce's house. Alright, cool.

     12:02pm  We just came to Laura's house. It's awesome. She gave me a brand new camoflauge CamelBak!

     1:17pm  We all came to Cooper's Rock. Steve, Casey, this beautiful girl from Brazil named Liz, Bryce(Azteca), and me and we're all going to go on a friendly hike.

     3:38pm  We came inside these caves at Cooper's Rock. We crawled under this tiny space and smoked weed inside.

                    Did I tell you we have decided to go camping tonight?

     8:49pm  We just drove back to spot near Cooper's Rock where we're going to camp. We've got a tent to setup and a fire to build. It's beautiful out here. Almost heaven(I mean Open For Business). I wish I had a camera.

     10:03pm  I should make an update. I've been in a funk all day. Not making that many entries at all. I don't think I want a traveling partner. Jayme's not obsessing herself with my mission as much as I'd like her to. At first she was, but now she's not. Now she's needing her free time and alone time. And she's got a fucking kid. That dog Sid. I should have never thought it would work. Maybe it's because I'm not high. I'm out of weed too.

                    Today we had formed a consensus that we were going to go camping tonight. Jayme didn't go to set up the camp. I went up there with the other guys. We set up the camp and collected firewood. We hauled these rocks over to the firepit to sit on. When we came back to Morgantown lo and behold, Jayme's going to hang out with some other guy. It's not that I'm jealous or nothing. I don't even care. But umm, she was supposed to be my new traveling partner. I was hoping she would be my girlfriend too. I don't know. So, I asked for a ride back to Bryce's and I got all my gear. Except for my shirts, which I'm going to get tomorrow. I'm bored, so I'm going to walk around High Street and tell my story. Jayme's MySpace

     12:19am  I was lost, trying to find Steve's house again. I'm over by the cemetery, over by the softball field, I saw these two guys. What was the other guy's name? Brian: "I don't know. He's the umpire." The umpire looked up the directions to Wellen Street on his GPS and Brian is being nice enough to give me a ride there.

     12:24am  I am back at Steve's house. It was awesome how I magically scored that ride. I was totally delivered to Steve's house. Oh yeah, when I pulled up Steve and Swann were just about to leave to get something to eat. I yelled out hey! They let me in the house and said they'd be right back.

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