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Morgantown, WV

Saturday May 31, 2008
                   
     10:30am  I had a beautiful cuddle-buddy last night. Stacie: "Yay!" I slept like a baby. I drank last night at Stacie's party. Stacie: "It happens. Everyone does it every once in a while." I just want to be cool, haha. This morning when I woke up I was actually able to manifest me one more hit of resin. What else happened? Do you remember anything? Stacie: "There was a small get-together last night. Everyone ended up getting really shitty. You were ashamed of yourself for drinking, but it didn't take you that much to get drunk, since you don't drink." I know, I'm a lightweight. Stacie: "There was a tornado watch this morning. It's actually still in effect. I guess I should be worried." The spirit's got my back. Stacie: "They've got mine, too."

     12:20pm  We just came back from the Dollar Store. We got a broom and a dustpan and Stacie bought some things for her hair.
                  
     1:17pm  Stacie and I are going to walk over to Wellen to get my pack. Surprisingly, she used to live in 105A and Steve lives in 105B. So she knows exactly where it is. I'm not too sure how to get there. We called Steve and Swann and they said they'd be home.

                   Stacie even showed me a little shortcut.

     2:19pm  I retrieved my pack and we are walking back.

     3:00pm  We are headed to Bryce's house in South Park to retrieve my towel and my toothbrush.

     3:29pm  My CamelBak was empty and I didn't want any tap water, so I came over to Pathfinder store I came to the other day and Lisa is being nice enough to fill up my bladder out of their water cooler. I appreciate it, Lisa. Everybody gets credit, thanks.

     6:04pm  I forgot to tell you, I left. Sam, Stacie's roommate isn't too cool with me being there. She wouldn't listen to my story. I am in uniform right now. I've got a clean shirt on and my CamelBak with my blue backpack.

     6:21pm  I finally got to tell Baldy my story in front of the Blue Moose. Baldy is some cool dude who lives in Stacie's building. He just gave me a cigarette too. Thanks, bro.

     7:24pm  I walked up to this walking trail by the water. I'm looking for people to tell my story to. I ran into this cool dude and girl and they're going to smoke me out! They came up to me and asked me if I knew how to roll a blunt. Why, of course, hehe.

     7:43pm  I got smoked out. I got like two or three hits off a blunt. They let me have the roach for my one-hitter for later. I'm all stoned so I'm going to go back to High Street and find people to tell my story to. I'm glad I got to tell my story to Baldy, the guy who lives in the same building as Stacie.

     8:28pm  I had a very productive presentation with these two bible thumpers right now. They had first come up to me and tried to hand me a fake million dollar bill with Jesus shit on there. I denied it quickly telling them, "Fuck that. That's the root of all evil. Haven't you heard?" They started on the love of money, blah, blah, blah. I told them, 'How can something of anything be the root of it?"

     8:45pm  I just had another great presentation with these people I didn't get their names. This couple in front of Illusions night club. Tom just walked up to me and said he'd listen to my story. He gave me a cigarette too.

     9:14pm  I had an awesome presentation with Tom. He was wearing a shirt that said West By God. Man, I really wish I had a camera. Really bad. This town is awesome. I am having the greatest presentations on High Street tonight.

     9:50pm  Now I'm just walking laps up and down High Street. I walked by this restaurant and some kid and his dad saw my shirt and they gave me the peace sign and thumbs up. I quickly took off my pack and showed them the back of my shirt.

                   Wild Wings is the restaurant they were in.

     10:17pm  I had a great presentation with these pretty girls. They were like the third people who guess ignorance when I asked what the world's greatest problem was.

     10:32pm  I had an awesome twelve-person audience on High Street, of all places. Morgantown is cool. I'd take your picture, guys, but I fell in the creek and got my camera wet.

     10:59pm  I had an awesome presentation with these pretty girls in front of Jimmy John's.

     11:27pm  I forgot to tell you. I was walking up and down High Street doing laps, trying to find people to tell my story to and I hit up this guy and a girl sitting on the steps of the church for my story. Dude, like for the second time today I got asked to roll a blunt for somebody. Always glad to be of service, hehe. We're walking over to their apartment on Willie Street.

     12:12am  See, Stacie was supposed to get off of work at midnight, and my bag is still at her house. I had a beautiful night of story telling tonight. I'm sporting my brand new CamelBak. It fits perfectly behind my backpack on my back. I love it. Oh yeah, it turns out I called up Stacie around eleven fifty. She told me that she wasn't going to go back to her apartment tonight and neither was Sam. At that moment I asked Larry and Melissa if it was cool if I crashed there and they said okay! I really didn't get a chance to tell them my story, because I was eating burritos Melissa gave me and smoking weed. I realized that how it turned out with Stacie, that there was a reason I am here tonight. Let me begin.

     1:10am  Man, my night turned out alright. I am all stoned. I can't talk right now. I am blabbering. I came to the bathroom just to record myself, because I don't feel comfortable recording myself in front of other people. It's awesome how I manifested this crashpad tonight.

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