Portland, OR
Sunday July 19, 2009
5:05am I woke up after only five hours of
sleep. That’s alright. I wanted a cigarette real bad. I left all my stuff at
my
camp and walked around the block to look for snipes. Right when I came back to
my camp I saw a box of Camel Wides on the ground. I doubted there would be any in the box, but
I picked it up and there’s like half a pack in there! Awesome. What a blessed
morning so far. I’m going to wake and bake now.
6:35am Up and at ‘em.
That was awesome how I found those cigarettes this morning.
Listener
7:59am I came to the big
bum feed. This
one ignorant girl. I was standing in the huge line bored wanting to tell someone
my story. I picked the prettiest girl close to me who was listening to
headphones. I walked up to her and hit her up for my story she took off her
headphones and started tripping out thinking I wanted money or something. She
was all jumping to conclusions. Damn, have you always been so quick to judge?
Listener
The nice ladies from Living Hope International are feeding breakfast to the
homeless here. Everybody gets credit. Thanks a lot.
8:44am Tyler volunteered me a dollar for
nothing. I appreciate it, brother. Everybody gets credit.
It was awesome. I saw this guy on the street smoking a cigarette and counting
out dollar bills. I asked him if he could spare a cigarette and he said, “No,
but I can spare one of these,” and handed me a dollar. I gave him my website.
I’m having fun walking around this Sunday. Today is a green shirt day. I’m going
to go to Powell today.
1:22pm I should make an update. I came to
a park and tried to take a
nap. I’m going to try and go to 82nd and Powell again
today. Even though it’s Sunday and all dead today.
I’m having fun. I gravitated to this used book store, Powell’s. I’m having a
blast passing out my website and calling people ignorant when they ignore me.
I’m flying my SUPPORT THE CAUSE sign. Hehe, they’re going to call the cops on
me. I’ve got a permit, remember. The Constitution. You believe in the
Constitution, don’t you officer? I only call people ignorant when they ignore
me.
2:30pm I am standing here calling people
ignorant on Burnside and 10th Avenue, in front of the bookstore. Giving my shit
away. I need to make a sign that says
GOOGLE IT. I have an almost out marker and
I found a lined piece of paper in my bag. The paper has some poem on it, but
it’s not so important. I’m going to write Google It on it.
3:01pm Jim was nice enough to give me a
cigarette in front of Powell’s Books. I appreciate it, brother. Everybody gets
credit. Thanks a lot.
3:30pm I just had an awesome presentation
with Keegan. He gave me a cigarette in the end. He loved my story and kept
telling me to keep going.
I just had another awesome presentation with these two dudes from Austin. I told
them how I walked around Loop 1604 in San Antonio.
3:44pm I have donned my clown wig.
I forgot to tell you. The
girl who was flying a sign to traffic across the
street from Powell’s abandoned her post and I assumed it. I’m going to fly my sign
to traffic now.
4:25pm Five minutes late. Al just hooked
me up with a cigarette right next to The Pod.
Couple
5:03pm Paul just hooked me up with a
cigarette on the corner. I appreciate it, brother.
Broth a Hooker Up, that’s my next sign. This dude walked by and suggested it.
Ha, I’m having fun calling people slaves. Nobody wants world peace!
6:02pm This dude I couldn't understand his
name on my recording, hooked me up with a nugget!
I got recognized by that one guy holding the BEER sign in Eugene not too long
ago[6-18-09 :
12:00pm].
6:37pm I went to the Carl's Jr. and bought
me three bacon ranch burgers.
Austin saw me inside with my shirt and he came
outside to talk to me. I'm telling him my story. He gave me a cigarette.
7:29pm Tom was nice enough to hook me up
with a cigarette in the Pioneer Plaza. Everybody gets credit, thanks.
8:34pm Around eight thirty I came to my
camp. I'm tired. I didn't get that much sleep last night.
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