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                                                                                               Nederland to Boulder, CO

Saturday July 30, 2005

     6:02am  Just woke up. Had a good night's sleep. We crashed out at around ten last night.

     7:13am  In no time at all Angela pulled over for me. John had already taken off walking, but she stopped and picked him up too. Everybody gets credit, thanks.

     7:36am  We are back in Boulder. At Walnut and 13th.

     8:47am  Tony hooked me up with a cigarette in the mall.

     9:01am  I'm sitting on a bench smoking a cigarette. I spit on the ground and this old grandpa dude started harping at me, "You shouldn't spit!" I told him, "Don't you know complaining won't do shit, grandpa?"

     9:13am  I am talking to Steve in the mall. What's your email, brother? affleckstephen@hotmail.com

     9:14am  I am telling Steve my story in the mall and he just volunteered me two cigarettes. I appreciate it, brother.

     9:40am  I had a badass presentation with these kids sitting down not too long ago. I got passed the spirit's part in my odyssey. I showed them all of my pictures. Dead dog and everything.

     10:26am  I had a great presentation with these two girls right now. I told them all of my stories. Katie and May.

     10:49am  I walked up to John and asked him if he would let me roll a cigarette. He said sure and even gave me a hit of weed. I appreciate it.

     11:01am  I am talking to Johnny. Johnny Cat. What was your email, brother? Spell it out, just in case. cleanup999@hotmail.com

     11:56am  Kim gave me a cigarette on Pearl Street Mall. What was your email, Kim? ecsc75@aol.com
                    
                     Great presentation with this girl who works at the April Cornell.

     12:54am  I'm talking to Bradley and his friend Andrew at the mall. What was your email? karlbronson@hotmail.com

                     I'm talking to Holly, telling her my story in the mall. What was your email? jord2175@blue.unco.edu

     2:39pm  I am talking to Britney over here by this park by the river. What's the name of it? Umm, Boulder Creek. What was your email, Britney? britney_bakken@hotmail.com

     3:55pm  Oh yeah, me and what was your name again? Umm, you don't have to whisper. There's no one else here. You can make something up if you want. Hey man, you're wasting my tape. Johnny Cash? Oh, Johnny Cat. Yeah, me and him were walking by and I thought, "Man, I'm hungry." We walked by over by the library and Johnny just found a brand new jar of pickles!

     4:28pm  Man, I'm having fun out here. We're just sitting here on this bench smoking. We have some music playing in the background. Shit, we missed four twenty. Anyway, this old man who had walked by earlier and gave me a big hello, he walked by again and I hit him up for my story. He got frustrated quick and said, "You just gotta be yourself." I tried to tell him the spirit's part, but he ended up just walking off. Before he gave me a big hug and told me, "Thank you." I told him I couldn't find anything better to do. Awesome, awesome, awesome. Things are going my way. I'm going to smoke some weed soon hopefully. Just watch.

     4:34pm  Johnny Cat and I took off from our little bench by Boulder Creek. At the park I noticed this lady give me a big smile before. So when we left I approached her with my story. I told her how ignorance was the world's greatest problem and she agreed. But soon afterwards she stopped listening to me so I withdrew thanking her for proving me right. I hate wasting time. Ignorance is bliss, I guess.

     4:40pm  I came to the library. It's a really nice library.

     6:02pm  I am leaving the library. It's closing. It sucked that none of the computers had an accessible CD drive and I couldn't show Johnny Cat my creation. I checked and was able to download IRC, so I chatted a little. I just went in the #marijuana channel and started unloading my shpeel. They didn't kick me. I was surprised. I didn't get to finish before the library closed.

                     Oh yeah, this one girl I told my story to earlier, she even told me, "I've seen you around." Like I say, what more do I need to motivate me?

                     Candy me esta dando gasolina para el estomago en el New Mexico Restaurant. Te lo agradezco. Todo el mundo recibe credito, gracias.

     6:11pm  Hell yeah, called that shit. See, when we were by the creek earlier I asked Johnny Cat, "Know where there's a Mexican restaurant around here? I'm hungry." Well, we were walking at Broadway and Arapahoe and all of a sudden I see that New Mexico one. Me thinking it was a taqueria I went inside and told the girl cashier my line in Spanish. She kind of didn't understand me so I said, "I speak English better." She was relieved.

     6:24pm  I'm talking to Candy at this restaurant. What's the name? Alexander's New Mexican Food. What was your email, Candy? candice.caproon@colorado.edu

     6:46pm  "This is Johnny Cat making a special presentation for my friend San Antonio. I just really appreciate meeting this person in life. His techniques through much diligence has demonstrated to me his desire to do his mission, to believe like I do in this life. I'd like to say that I believe God is Love. That love is not a person, but I hope there is some kind of rationale for his benefiting who I think should be the top leader of the world. Victor as helped me out much with encouraging me. He is very persistent, which might be characteristic of a great leader. I enjoy listening to him give his speeches to his people, especially the beautiful women. I like to view the interaction and seeing people getting along good. But I am still preoccupied with money. I know women like money. Thank you very much. Now I would like to return you to San Antonio."

                    Johnny Cat again: "San Antonio, he seems a little bit like he could be a crook. He looks like he has a lot of knowledge and he's very smooth. I appreciate the food he obtained at the restaurant. I am still thankful to the ladies, muy elegante. It tastes better when it's free.

     7:09pm  Oh man, I can't believe I ended up with this present. I got to tell this beautiful girl my story. This girl was hot. I was blowing her mind.

                    What a great day I am having today. I got to sit down and tell this beautiful girl my story, Candy. I hope I don't fall in love with this girl, hehe. Man, when I bring world peace and I get to choose my reward, she'll be it, hehe. I do believe she was the most beautiful girl I have ever captivated with my story before. She listened to all my stories. I didn't even get to show her my traveling list.

     8:59pm  I am talking to Alex and her friend. What was your email? crazygirl8884@hotmail.com

                    Had a damn good presentation right now. Believers, believa's. I got me a revolution brewing.

                    I saw some guy walking towards the courthouse. I'm going to go hit him up for my story.

                    This guy walked up in mid-presentation and I asked him, "Do you want to hear the story, too?" He told me, "I've already heard your story."

                    I met this hippie dude with his peace train. This bicycle thing he's got hauling stuff all decorated. He's got a camera mounted facing him and he rides around town and honks his horn and gives cars the peace sign. He gives cars going the peace sign and anytime anyone waves back he honks the horn. His name is Grandpa Woodstock. He gave me a fliers.
                  
     9:27pm  I'm talking to Tommy and Gem, telling them my story on Pearl Street Mall. Emails? dmelton52@wowway.com

                   Great presentation after great presentation after great presentation. On my way to save the world.

     9:47pm  I am talking to Marisa in Pearl Street Mall. What was your email? marlehi@yahoo.com

                   How do I get a hold of you, Marisa? Do you have a cellphone? 973-229-5025

     10:45pm  I'm talking to Karly. I just told her my story. What was your email? karly13_13@yahoo.com

     10:59pm  Trailmix hooked me up with a cigarette on the mall. I appreciate it, brother. Everybody gets credit, thanks.
                    
                     Suggested by Trailmix. He told me to read a book by Victor Frankl. What's the title? The Search for MeaninG.

     11:44pm  Josh hooked me up with a cigarette on Pearl Street Mall. I appreciate it, brother. Everybody gets credit, thanks.

     11:59pm  I am retiring for the night. I'm going to walk to my squat by the Flowerama on 28th and Valmont. I had a good productive day today. I blew so many minds.

     12:42pm  I've finally made my way to my little camp. I went to the gas station across the street. Today I had a damn productive days. I told a lot of stories. I blew minds left and right in that mall. I got like a disciple dude, Johnny Cat, hehe. I got a believa. I got to tell my story to that beautiful girl Candice at the New Mexican restaurant. I was telling my story like crazy in the mall. I had seen this hippie kid with a hemp hat walk by and I threw him the peace sign. I hit him up for my story and at first he said he was willing to listen. Then all of a sudden in mid-presentation he stops me and says, "I think you're barking up the wrong tree. I'm with the family." I told him, "I'm independent, dude. I don't need a family to do my work." I asked him to elaborate on how I was barking up the wrong tree. I asked him, "Are you threatening me, or something?" In the end I told him it would just be a surprise. He told me, "Man, I've seen it all." I told him, "You haven't seen what I'm doing." Ignorant hippiecrite. I'm doing something totally new.

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