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                                                                                                       San Antonio, TX

Friday August 3, 2007

     5:39am  I woke up at five thirty this morning. I went to bed around midnight. If it wasn't enough sleep I can always take a nap during the day. I'm going to do another typing day. Just like last week. Actually, I am thinking about cutting back on my walking because I'll get too famous and shot or something, hehe. Not to mention I really need to be typing. I am on the verge of being done. I have like three tapes until I am done. Two tapes from Ventura in 2006 alone. I need to tarry not because once my mom gets home I want to leave pretty soon afterward.
                    
     11:52am  I took a nap today. I woke up like an hour ago. My older sister Diana was here and I was talking to her and asked her if she had heard anything about the New World Order and the Masonic code in the one dollar bill. She didn't know what I was talking about, so I asked her if she'd watch a quick movie I had on the computer. She watched it and seemed amazed. It cuts off after twenty minutes but afterwards she was staring at a dollar bill in her hand.
                     After the movie I asked her if I could tell her my story. She actually listened to it great. Well, she had to be fidgeting with her cellphone at the same time. Much like when I tried telling Laura my story, she didn't give me a hundred percent of her attention. She listened a lot more than I thought she would though.  Of course she's going to say no to the fifteen minute Odyssey, but I told her the spirit's part and asked her to me the two favors.
                     A little bit afterwards Diana asks me, "Do you know where there's a Kinko's around here where I can get on a computer?" I told her, "Why don't you just use ours?" She said she didn't like the atmosphere here. Taken aback a bit I said, "What the hell? I just cleaned and everything." She was all, "This is clean?" Shit, she should've seen it before. My older sister has some real issues. She's been on this permanent ego-trip her whole life. She's always looking to belittle somebody to feel important. I asked her, "What do you need to do on a computer?" She said she needed a place to type. I told her, "Umm, you can do it here. I'm going to leave." I'm going to go downtown. I'm not going to walk all the way. I'm thinking about walking to the hospital. Ahh, I don't want to walk today. I'm going to catch the bus. I'll walk tomorrow. It's Saturday. I should be rested for Saturday. That's a big day to walk.
                     Anyway, Diana was all, "I'm not comfortable here and I don't like the keyboard." I asked her, "How much time do you need?" She said like an hour. I told her, "You don't have to pay, Diana. Go to the library." She was all, "Oh, but then you have to go through the trouble of getting a library card, etc." She was all wanting to complicate her situation unnecessarily. I told her again, "You don't need to pay!" She went, "Oh, I'm not against money."
                     Ugh, she just sat through all this evidence of how money is wrong and didn't seem to have an objection at all, up until right now when she had to make an excuse for her lazy thinking. I know what it is though. I am making it obvious to her that she's a part of the disease. She doesn't like that feeling at all. She has to justify it to herself somehow. She was all, "I like to use money. I want to pay."
                     Anyway, I want to go downtown today. It's Friday. I'm going to ride the bus. It comes in like ten minutes though so I should stop talking to you and make sure I am ready to leave. I'm not going to take a bag today. It's not raining or nothing. Let me grab my visual aids for my Odyssey story.

     12:03pm  I am leaving from home. Walking to the bus stop. I am wearing my Fuck Bush shirt today.

                     The bus is all late.

     12:12pm  There she blows.

     12:43pm  I had a good presentation with this guy Ralph. He gave me a big smile when I got on the bus so I told him my story. I'm almost to the hospital already. I'm over by Apple Creek and Evers.

                     Remember to add in my platform "Religion is division. There's only one Love."

     12:58pm  I'm at the hospital.

     1:14pm  I am finally leaving the hospital. I had gotten on the other 92 when it came. I had given this Mexican dude with a tattoo on his neck a hit of weed and I gave him my webpage. When I got on the bus I saw him and his girlfriend were sitting there. I asked them if I could tell them my story. The guy said yes but as soon as I started talking this guy grabbed his headphones and was holding them there ready to put them on. I cut it short and told him to just check the website if he wanted to. The bus hadn't taken off so I said screw it, I'm going to get on the other 92 and see if there's anybody in it I can tell my story to. The 92 takes a long time to get downtown and I wanted something good to do for the ride there. I was hungry so I went inside and bought me an apple pie at the transit center. I have seventy five cents left. That's for a hotdog downtown later.

                     Turns out that on the bus I am on now there is nobody to tell my story to either. Maybe there will be.

                     Did I mention I am totally free today? I didn't bring any bag at all. No raincoat. No nothing. I hope it doesn't rain. I'm free. All I have is my walking stick and my water bottle. My Bi-Force of Wealth. My tape recorder too. Triforce.

     2:04pm  I am downtown. I'm going to go to Travis Park real quick.

                    I got off next to the library because I don't want to wait for this guy in a wheelchair to get on the bus. I need to take a leak. I'm going to walk to the mall and use the restroom.

     2:17pm  The day center wasn't open so I walked to Blanco's Cafe and took a piss. I'm going to go to The Riverwalk now. Fuck Bush.

     2:24pm  I ended up walking the wrong way on The Riverwalk, like I always do. I asked some guy driving the river taxi and he told me which way to go. Right now I walked past this family and they looked at my shirt. They smiled and when they walked past me this young kid told me, "That's a cool shirt." I gave him my website.

     2:33pm  Haha, I walked by this restaurant The Rio Plaza and this old guy working there yelled at me, "Go live somewhere else then!" I quickly stopped and went up to him and he started bitching up a storm. I just sat there and laughed at him. I just want you to know who I am, man. Haha. Now don't forget me, punk.

                    I should've pulled out my camera and taken his picture. He all told me, "The kids will see that!" I told him, "That's who I'm wearing it for. The kids are taking over soon, grandpa. Babylon shall fall."

                    Awesome reactions today. Awesome reactions. Everybody is getting pissed off. They're never going to forget me. I'm waiting for the cops to come, hehe.

     2:45pm  Cool, this guy from Dublin just said hi to me. He accepted my webpage.

                    I stopped close to the statue of Saint Anthony and smoked some weed. All of a sudden I see a Park Policeman coming over and parking his boat on the bank real close to me. I thought for sure he was going to tell me shit, that tourists had complained about me. I don't care if I get busted with weed. Remember, I have fun when I go to jail. I just had my wallet out on my lap unfolded ready to pull out my new ID I just got. He got out of the boat and walked right by me. I gave him the peace sign.

     2:56pm  I went inside Rivercenter Mall. I noticed there was an escalator going up right after I got off The Riverwalk. I go and open the door to get on the escalator and that cop was standing there! I didn't give a shit. I walked right past him and he didn't tell me anything. I even smiled at him.

                    I left the mall at street level. I walked next to Patty O'Briens and this random guy tells me, "It's always cool when you come around. You always have an interesting shirt on." I gave him my website. Oh yeah, and I stopped at some airbrush t-shirt shop and asked them how much it would cost to make a WPTMJ shirt. He told me twenty five bucks plus the shirt that's six ninety nine. I told him to check out my website. Hopefully he'll hook it up.

     3:10pm  I was walking on some street and I saw an outlet to The Riverwalk. I went through it and ended up at the Five and Dime again. I had a great presentation right now. These two Mexican kids. I got a picture 

of one of them. I didn't get their names though.

                    I'm just walking around showing my shirt off. I'm still all kind of sketched out from all the Illuminati shit I watched at home. I don't give a damn though. I haven't been taken out yet.

                    I'm going to go to Travis Park.

                    Screw Travis Park. I'm going to Market Square. That place is packed on Saturdays.

     3:34pm  I just hit the Market Square. It's not that busy.

     3:48pm  I left the Market Square. Man, people's eyes were glued to my shirt. I've handed out my website so much. Everybody is reading it as they walk by me. These people are never going to forget me, man. I'm going to be everywhere pretty soon.

     4:01pm  Just got to Travis Park.

                    5722 hooked me up on the 92, hell yeah. I'm going home.

     5:16pm  I forgot to tell you I'm at the hospital. I've got to wait until oh-five for the bus home, the 606. That sucks.

     5:29pm  What was your name, bro? I'm talking to Daniel here. I smoked him out with my fake cigarette. What happened? Daniel: "I met you at the Oaklawn Apartments over by the tree." That tree where we used to hang out and smoke weed. He said he smoked me out.

     5:35pm  The greedy ass driving the 534 won't give me a transfer.

     5:51pm  I'm telling this pretty girl Chelsea my story at the hospital. She's all ears.
                  
                   I had a good presentation with this girl waiting for the 92. She was cute as heck. I took her picture.

 

She was a great listener.

     6:03pm  Nice Mr. Wilson is giving me a ride to the Walmart. He even hooked me up with a transfer for the cause. Awesome, awesome. Presto-manifesto.

                   Oh yeah, he gave me a ride because of my shirt. He says, "You've got the nerve."

     6:31pm  Badass, I just got off the bus at the Walmart and some dude came up to me and said, "Hey bro, I checked your website. It's dope! I told all my friends."

     6:40pm  I got a transfer off of Mr. Wilson because he's a nice guy. He was all telling me over and over, "You're alright, you're alright." That's right. I'm all right. Why do people feel like my righteousness is something to oppose? I'm stupid. I didn't need to get off at the Walmart at all. If I would've stayed on the 606 it would've taken me right to the Church's and the Citgo. But, I got off at the Walmart so that kid could see me. Oh yeah, then when the 608 came that overweight Mexican girl who I'm always asking courtesy rides from. Anyway, I got on the bus and psyched the driver out. I got on and asked her, "Could I please get a courtesy ride? You're not going to make me walk in the rain, are you(it's drizzling now)? You know I don't live that far. Please??" She got all flustered and said, "No, you're always asking for courtesy rides." I pull out my transfer and go, "Ahh, psyche!" I sat down and told her, "I'm just doing my job." She was talking to somebody on her cellphone relaying to her about me. She told the other person that she was just doing her job too.

     6:49pm  I just got off at the Citgo. I'm going to hang out in front of Church's until it stops raining. I might borrow a cellphone here and call Laura to pick me up.

     6:58pm  Oh yeah, I borrowed Chastity's phone but I couldn't remember Laura's number. When she came back and got her phone I asked her, "Hey, do you think you guy's could extend me some credit? I'll pay you back tomorrow." Chastity smiles at me and says, "You don't have to pay us." She's going to hook me up with a couple sandwiches. The rain has let up, so I'm going to walk home now. Ha, everybody's watching me. Fuck Bush!

     7:04pm  I got the hookup at the Church's again! I'm going to walk home now. I'm going to get shot, hehe. Sometimes I get a little paranoid, but they would've taken me out a long time ago. I am going to get really big though. I can't wait for when my mom comes back. I have seven days. I'm going to leave like the day after she gets here.

     7:15pm  I just got home. It's weird, the front door was unlocked and nobody is home. Crazy. I had left the backdoor unlocked for Laura. I think the roofers were here today. I don't think they would've come in the house. Everything is at it should be as far as I can tell. All my cassettes are still there and my update is almost ready to be made. I wonder when I'm going to make this update. It's been a magical adventure since 2005.

                   Time to eat. I got hooked up. I got biscuits and everything.

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