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San Antonio, TX

Tuesday August 5, 2008

     10:19am  I only got six hours of sleep.
                    
     12:48pm  I haven't made an update in a while. I walked all the way over to the EZ Mart, the Dover Ridge Citgo. Humplick is working right now. He filled up my bag with ice.

                     I just walked up to Old Tezel and Guilbeau and I see the construction workers working on my sidewalk again.

                     Presto-manifesto. I was just walking around hoping somebody would smoke me out. I had given up and was just walking home. I was walking down Old Tezel and I see this car pulling over ahead with its hazards on. The car pulls up an this girl tells me, "I see you walking around everywhere." She had a blunt in her hand and asked me if I wanted to smoke. I got in her car and she's going to drop me off over in Helotes. I appreciate it, Natalie. Everybody gets credit, thanks.

                     That was awesome! I got smoked out and she gave me the roach and a ride. I'm famous!

     4:20pm  I have an update to make. Not only did I just get randomly picked up and smoked out, I got dropped off at 1604 and Bandera. Great four twenty. I walked up and down the shopping mall hoping there would be someone to tell my story to. I walked by this TANCO tanning salon place and saw three girls inside just sitting there. I opened the door and asked if they would check out my website. They said sure so I hit them up for the story, in between customers, of course. I told these three pretty girls my story and they listened great. They have all this marijuana stuff like hemp creams and they hooked me up with this big marijuana necklace. I appreciate it.

                   I walked over to the Exxon, the Tigermart. I want to see if I can get a cigarette off somebody. Man, it sucks. This morning I was cleaning my ear out with a Q-tip and my right ear got clogged. Like, it's all congested and I can't hear out of it. It's effecting my storytelling because I can't hear myself talk and am probably yelling at people.

     4:53pm  Travis hooked me up with a cigarette at the Exxon. I appreciate it, brother. Everybody gets credit, thanks.

     5:28pm  Sweet, I was walking the shortcut through this new neighborhood over to Braun Road. I forget the name of the new neighborhood. I was walking and this dude Little Billy from my mom's neighborhood in a white truck drives by and yells Victor! I gave him the 'ol two fingers to the lips joint smoking gesture and he eventually turns around and pulls up and asks me, "Did I see you doing this? How much did you need?" I told him, "I have this MP3 player(thanks Stephen) I will trade for any amount." He told me, "I don't need an MP3 player, but I'll give you some anyway." We drove around and he hooked me up. He gave me a ride over to Bandera, not that far from where I was, but that just means I'll walk a different way home. Oh hey, I can stop and talk to that pretty girl at the Capitol One bank I met the other day when my mom took me to open my checking account. When I had gone with my mom I had a cigarette behind my ear and it fell on the ground and the girl said, "You can leave that here." Thinking it was a joint. So hopefully she'll appreciate my story. I'm going to go see if she's there. I can use the pretense of asking a question about my new bank account. Yeah, that's the ticket.

     6:30pm  You know the new recorder I just got from my little nephew? I dropped it right outside of the bank and it broke. Oh yeah, I went and followed through on that and was able to tell my story to the pretty girl at the bank, Jessica Guzman. She really loved my story. She's the most beautiful girl. I took her picture. She seemed really educated. She was agreeing with every single point I made and totally comprehending my story. She's been the greatest listener I've had in a long time. Anyway, afterwards I went outside the bank and pulled my recorder out of my pocket and dropped it on the ground. It broke. I sat down and took it apart with my Leatherman, but probably ended up breaking it even more. That really sucks. I came home a long time ago. I ate some more of that pasta I got hooked up with last night. I am back to using my old recorder, the one that's nine months old that got wet in the creek in Morgantown. My ear finally popped. My mom went and bought me some hydrogen peroxide and with a medicine dropped dropped some in my ear and had me lay there for like five minutes. My ear was fine after that.

     7:30pm  I'm walking in the neighborhood. I rolled a good joint and I'm walking over to Humplick's to smoke them out.

     9:29pm  I just had a wondrous presentation with Rene and Heather at the Pizza Hut on Tezel. Heather is the general manager of the Pizza Hut on Culebra and 1604. Heather gave me a cigarette. I appreciate it.

     10:09pm  I had a great night of storytelling at the Pizza Hut tonight.

     10:44pm  Back home.

     3:07am  I stayed up late again tonight. I watched part one and three of Zeitgeist. I am so glad I have this new addition to my arsenal. This movie will make people think. It blows the cover off a lot of shit. I'm proud to have it on my website now.

Next day..