082807

 

                                                                                                        San Antonio, TX

Tuesday August 28, 2007
                  
     3:49pm  It's about time I made an update. Let's see. I took like a two hour nap today. Around noon or something. I woke up and mopped the floor. Right now I am walking around New Territories Neighborhood looking for a bag of weed again. I walked up to Church's and I had to pay because the manager was there. I bought a chicken sandwich and I let AK borrow my pipe. I'm going to walk down Point's Edge again.

                   I called the fifteen year old kids earlier but they were in school, haha.

     4:39pm  I was walking around the neighborhood giving everyone the universal smoking weed gesture, two fingers to the lips. All of a sudden this dude drives up to me and said, "You need weed?" Or so I thought that's what he said. I told him yeah. He cleared his seat off real quick and let me in his car. I hadn't understood him. He thought I was offering to smoke with him. I told him I didn't have any but that I had twenty bucks on some. We came to his house off Weybridge and he's going to try and call around and shit and see if he can score me a sack. This guy had seen me before. I had told him my story at the hospital one time. I'm everywhere. He said, "That's why I stopped. I've seen you before."

     6:32pm  Let me tell you about the magic that happened tonight. I had decided I was going to walk to New Territories and manifest me a sack of marijuana. I scored from those fifteen year old kids last time. I have fifty bucks from moving all those shingles in front of my mom's house. I said screw it, I'm going to go get some weed in New Territories like I did the other day. Sure enough, every car that passed me. See, at first I walked all the way up Point's Edge to the Citgo on Dover Ridge. I thought maybe Humplick would be working and would know where I could score. If not, I'd ask him permission to stand in front of the gas station and ask cool-looking people for some. I was walking up and down Point's Edge thinking Bob might be home and he'd smoke me out. Every single car that passed me that had a radio bassing or looked like cool people were driving, I gave them the universal marijuana signal. This dude turned around and came back. He cleaned off his seat and I sat down in his car. He thought I was going to smoke him out. We drove over to his house on Weybridge, where Carlos used to live and he called some dude. The dude drove up in his car and we went to Grissom and scored a sack. Now I'm all stoned. He rolled a blunt. I appreciate it, brother. What was your name again? Tommy. We went to the liquor store and I bought him some Bacardi since he's not allowed in there for stealing. Fuck the system. Now I'm all high and happy and I've got me a twenty sack. I'm going to go home and break it up and I'll have plenty of fuel for my typing. I am almost ready to leave again. I'm going to the East Coast this time, dude. I like a challenge, hehe.

     7:19pm  Across the street from Tommy lives this guy Brian and his wife.

 

I had met them earlier today with Tommy. When I left Tommy's Brian called me over. I asked them if they were busy, that I had a really interesting story I wanted to share with them. They invited me into their backyard and I immediately pinched some weed to roll a joint. He says I've met him before too. When was this? Brian: "Did you ever go to the plasma place on Fredericksburg?" All the time, the NABI. We used to get high behind the plasma place before donating.

     8:22pm  Wow, I've had such a magical night. I "coincidentally" ended up at Veronica and Brian's house. Right across the street from Tommy who I magically scored weed with. That's the second time in a row that I've manifested marijuana in this neighborhood. Last time it was those fifteen year olds. Anyway, they offered me this humungous dinner. I took a picture 

of it. I'm getting some good gasoline for my stomach. I'm going to walk to Austin now, hehe. Just kidding. Everybody gets credit, guys.

     8:28pm  What a magical night tonight has turned into. I'm not going to stop at Bob's. I'm going to go straight home. I'm not going to smoke any more weed with anybody else. I was pretty generous at Veronica and Brian's. That kid Tommy and his friend who took me to get weed wouldn't listen to me at all. I asked the driver if he could take me back to Tommy's house because I left my walking stick in his car. It seemed like Tommy saw me as a novelty and insisted I go drive around with them. I told him I would rather be on the computer at home getting work done. They took me to his house and I retrieved my staff. Right then this couple I had met before we left to get the weed, across the street, this dude Brian calls me over. I went over there and shared my weed with them. I'm walking through New Territories right now. I'm going to the Citgo on Dover Ridge. I'm going to see if there's anybody there to tell my story to. I am having fun tonight. I got weed.

     8:40pm  Haha, I'm walking down the street in this neighborhood and these kids just drove by and yelled, "Hey peace man, what's up?" They asked me where the kill was. "I got some!"

     9:08pm  I forgot to tell you, I'm almost home. I stopped at the Church's and talked to my friend AK. I got my pipe back from him and  he gave me a little weed because he scored some. He even asked me if I wanted some pizza the work crew had gotten delivered and he gave me a couple slices. Hell yeah, so I have food for later. I'm walking home now. What a glorious magical day I've had today. AK's my friend. I gave him a hug.

     9:13pm  The eagle has landed. I just walked to my mom's house. What a great night tonight was. I almost don't want to leave. Oh yeah, Chastity is working at the Church's again. She came back. I should've given her a hug. Anyway, I'm back home.

     9:14pm  Hmm, that's weird. My mom's not home and the car isn't in the driveway. She left her cellphone in the kitchen. I don't know where she is. Hmm, I wonder if she got milk.

                   Yeah, she bought milk. Thanks, mom. I'm going to go to my room and break up my weed. Pick out the seeds and stems.

     10:45pm  What a glorious night I had tonight, man. I came home and my mom's being cool with me. Man, I haven't gotten in a fight one time with my mom since I got home this year. It's because she's finally accepted me. I'm going to crash out, I'm tired. I could be on the computer but I'm going to sleep. It sucks that I got banned from #wareznorth. That makes this day bitter-sweet. I loved #wareznorth.

Next day..