090707

                                                                                                       San Antonio, TX

Friday September 7, 2007

     10:25am  I want to do a supply-run today. I woke up early with only about six hours of sleep. Man, this house looks beautiful after I cleaned it all. It sucks, I lost the green dugout my little brother gave me. It just disappeared yesterday. I had left it in the back porch on a chair and when I woke up from my nap it was gone. Good thing I had a little resin ball to smoke. Last night I called this fifteen year old kid and told them I would be walking up Point's edge. Right when I left walking my mom pulled up. She asked me to go get her something at the Church's. I got there like ten minutes before they closed. AK only charged me five dollars for a number one combo. He wants me to go over there at three thirty and smoke him out today. Oh yeah, then I booked it to the gas station and stood there with my WPTMJ shirt. Actually, I was wearing my Old School Homer shirt. I drove over to the Citgo on Dover Ridge and called the kid. He was on his way there with his bike. At the bus stop I saw this black dude who I recognized and I ended giving him a ride to Ingram. Oh yeah, and I scored my weed, hell yeah. I brought it home and chopped it up. I have my older worn out one-hitter. I've got like twenty four bucks to spend. I wanted to get a new one-hitter. If it's like ten dollars or something I want to buy another green plastic dugout like the one I lost. That thing is rad. I wanted to have that while I was traveling. I hope they sell them at Planet K. Anyway, I was considering walking all the way over there. I'm kind of sketched out. I am wearing my WPTMJ shirt. I think it's been drying enough days where I can wash it now. It's such a badass loud shirt. I need to take a picture of myself. My mom took my digital camera. She borrowed it. She's going to some funeral. Some friend of my little brother's who got killed in Iraq.

                     Man, I feel like I really need to get in gear. I am wasting time. Actually, I have been really productive on the computer at my mom's house. My mom loves me. We haven't gotten into one argument since I came back in June. She simply adores my house-soness. I keep this house spotless. I'm not even taking my walking stick today. I'm going to go to the Walmart. I should go to Planet K first. I need to buy a can of spraypaint.
                                         
     11:08am  I am at the bus stop waiting for the bus. I'm not going to walk. I even have my stick so I was really thinking about it. I'm still a little shaken and paranoid because my webpage got shut down for no reason. I am not so trustworthy of it anymore.

                     Oh yeah, yesterday my webpage evolved some more. Some guy on IRC reminded me, "Hey, you should have a zip file with all the contents of your site available for download. I told him, "Yeah, I used to have a self-extracting exe on there, but that was back when it was an offline webpage. All this time I always thought, "Man, it's going to be a bitch going through and changing all the links from c: to http:," but it does it by itself! So bam, I already made it. It's already on my webpage available for download.

                     This way I am unstoppable. Once people download my shit it's theirs to keep. You can have this book.

     11:29am  I got to the Mainland Walmart a long time ago. I smoked a cigarette and everything. All the buses are here. I think all the drivers are inside getting something to eat. I don't know. All of us are lined up. Everybody's waiting. Hopefully the 88 will go down Evers and get me to Planet K. On the way back home today I'm going to buy a can of spraypaint at Walmart.

     11:33am  I just ran into Joe I had met in jail. I'll put a link to that(4-26-04-2:30pm last paragraph). I gave him my website. Hell yeah, followed through. I'm wearing my badass WPTMJ shirt today.

                     I just got on the bus and I told the driver, "Hey, can I get a transfer for eleven cents?" He told me, "No, you know the price. You can't be doing that." I called him a greedy ass to his face and started walking back to sit down. He called me back, "Alright, here's one."

     11:52am  I just got off the bus on Bandera and Wurzbach. I'm walking to Planet K. The bus didn't go down Evers.
                  
     1:28pm  I went to Planet K and met this girl working there I hadn't met before, Andrea. I talked to her a little and she had a lot to say herself. She told me she was new to town and didn't do anything besides work. I invited her to go hiking with me and she agreed on her next day off, Tuesday. She gave me her phone number. I'm going to show this girl around.
                   At the Planet K I had a great realization. See, I had brought a marker in my pocket because I thought I might write out a WPTMJ sign and make my legendary appearance on Fredericksburg and Loop 410, like I have planned to all this time. I've always thought it was one of the things I needed to do before I left. I was all bummed out not wanting to go through the trouble of writing out a sign. I sat there for a second and then thought, "Shit, I'm already wearing my sign!" My shirt is so damn loud and legible. I'm just going to 410 and stand there at the stoplight and pass out my little papers. The cops can't tell me shit. I should stash my weed before I go. It sucks that I can't take pictures today. My mom borrowed the camera.

     2:20pm  The driver driving the 92 failed. He wouldn't give me a transfer.

     2:30pm  I didn't fly my shirt that long on Fredericksburg and 410. There wasn't that much traffic. I gave out some flyers. I rather be on The Riverwalk infecting the tourists with some peace. I wish I had my camera, dude. It sucks that my mom borrowed it.

     2:32pm  It looks like I am meant to go downtown today. I was at the bus stop in front of Crossroads Mall. I've been asking all the 92s that pull up for a transfer for the 91. Everybody's been telling me no. When the 92 pulled up again the 91 was right behind it. I asked the 92 for a transfer and when he told me no I went to the 91 to try my luck with a courtesy ride. Dude, right when I stepped on the 91 the driver was all, "Go ahead, go ahead." I didn't even have to ask him. Mr. Ramos. Hell yeah! I'm going downtown for a reason today. Awesome.

     2:54pm  I just got off downtown at Navarro and Martin. When I got off the bus and crossed the street Mr. Ramos called me over and said, "Hey, that's a cool website you've got." He told me he checked it out on his cellphone. Sweet. He hooked me up for the cause. I'm going to go to Travis Park and buy a hotdog. Then I'll go to The Riverwalk.

     3:16pm  I came to Travis Park. Be sure to look up Alex Jones show in Austin.

     3:22pm  It was hilarious. I'm just walking over by Soledad and Houston and I see all these cops arresting some guy. They saw me walk up with my walking stick and WPTMJ shirt and I gave them the peace sign. One of them waved back at me. Hell yeah.

     3:24pm  Hell yeah! This one cop called me over there and I crossed the street. I made sure to hand him my website right off. He told me, "I haven't seen you in years." I told him, "Well, I'm still at it." He said he remembered me talking to him about it. I told him, "Afer all these years my contribution is finally ready," and handed him my site. Awesome, I'm all stoned.

     3:42pm  I walked down to Market Square and I had a great presentation with Joe Olivas, I think his name is. He gave me his card. He's working at his booth selling t-shirts he makes. He listened to my story a lot.
                  
                   It's not that crowded today. I was hoping it would be. I came to Market Square first. I'll go down to The Riverwalk afterwards. I'm walking around getting great reactions though.

     3:53pm  I walked by another place that sold flashers and I bought a marijuana necklace. It doesn't work though, so she gave it to me for two bucks.

     5:31pm  MC Argis is hooking me up with a transfer. Let me give you my website.

     5:45pm  I'm riding the 91 back towards University Hospital. I had a pretty good time downtown. At the end I got hooked up with a transfer by some driver. I logged his generosity and gave him my webpage. I was telling my story like crazy at Travis Park before I left. I had a great presentation with this beautiful black girl. Ebony princess right at the end. She stood up and she had the most beautiful curves. I was shouting my story to her over the bus noise.

     6:38pm  I just landed at West Telemarketing. I'm going to go check The Rocks and see if there are any stoners back there.

                   I had originally thought I'd go to University Hospital, but screw it. This bus goes all the way to West. I'm kind of hungry so I'm going to walk Prue Road to Babcock and hit the Pizza Hut up for mistakes. I have a little fan club there.

     6:43pm  Theresa over at West at the smoking cabana hooked me up with a cigarette. I appreciate it, Theresa. Everybody gets credit.

     7:22pm  Sam at Pizza Hut is hooking me up for my walk home!

     7:48pm  I got hooked up with a whole order of breadsticks with tomato dipping sauce. The guy was all wary. He told me if his manager asked me I paid for it all. I guess he would have preferred that I take it to-go but I'm going to eat right here. I misplaced my tobacco somewhere so I went across the street to the store and bought a new pouch. Hopefully I will have enough money for a can of spraypaint at the Walmart. I'm going to cut through the woods to the Walmart.

     8:37pm  I changed my mind about taking the nature trail all the way to the Walmart. I went up the cliff and I just came out at the entrance to OP Schnabel. Bandera and Braun Road. I still need to go to the Walmart. I should've just taken the hike there but it was dark and there were water hazards, I'm sure. I'm going to walk to the Walmart from here and then I'll walk home. There's a big meeting tonight at my mom's house, I think.

     8:57pm  At long last I made it to the Walmart. I'm going to buy some spraypaint. And a chicken sandwich. I wonder if there any more buses running. If not I can just walk to the HEB and get a ride.

     9:16pm  I just walked out of Walmart. I'm going to go see if the buses are still running. No I'm not. I'm going to walk to the HEB on Guilbeau and sit down and eat and wait for somebody to recognize me and give me a ride.

     9:47pm  I had some more magic happen, dude. I walked to HEB from the Walmart with my chicken sandwich. I sat down on the little handicap scooter they have out front and ate and smoked a cigarette. Then this one kid who worked there told me I couldn't sit there and smoke. That I had to move. I got up to leave. I was going to go to the corner and stick my thumb out. I wasn't even to the street yet and the manager from Church's pulled up and asked me if I needed a ride. He gave me a ride to the Church's! AK will be surprised when he finds out I'm here. He wanted me to come by after three thirty. I bet he doesn't think he'll see me today. He had told me, "I wait for you every single day to come by. I work at three thirty tomorrow. Come by tomorrow."

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