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                                                                                                                    San Antonio, TX

Tuesday September 23, 2008

     9:09am  I am leaving to Bob's house. I woke up early this morning with a whole eight hours of sleep. I called Bob early at seven and woke him up. I apologized for calling so early, but he didn't tell me a time yesterday. He wasn't mad, just told me to call around nine or ten. I called at 8:50am, but he didn't answer, so I'm just going to walk to his house and hope he hasn't left already.

     9:21am  Just left the Citgo after topping off my ice.

     9:25am  The craziest shit. I was walking to Bob's, not even close to his house and he drove by hauling his trailer and pulled over for me. He had already taken off without me. What luck.

     10:25am  First Bob and I went and picked up his worker Dustin who works for Bob full-time. We smoked a joint. I just love Bob's weed. He even told me he was growing a plant in his backyard. Umm, maybe I shouldn't mention that. Anyway, we came to this house in Braun Station and we're going to do a job.

     10:35am  It was a bad time for that one house so we're not going to do it. Bob's got customers and he's calling people up telling them he's going to be in the neighborhood seeing if they needed their grass cut. Bob has some pretty sharp phone skills. He'd make a great telemarketer. Right now we just came to the gas station/auto shop on Guilbeau and Tezel, right next to El Tropiko where I get hooked up by Francisco all the time. Oh yeah, I'm wearing my Make It Happen shirt today. I didn't think Bob would appreciate me wearing my WPTMJ shirt while I help him out. Maybe he wouldn't mind.

     10:45am  Nobody needs their lawn mowed today so we're going to mow Bob's backyard. We stopped at El Tropiko to get tacos and Francisco is hooking me up again! I pulled out the dollar I had and the other dude who works there told me, "You don't pay here."
                      As I was waiting for our tacos I looked outside at the traffic at Tezel and Guilbeau and thought it would be a great intersection to spread my word on. Seeing as how my presence is really well known in this area, I'm sure I would get recognized a lot. Pretty soon I'm going to fly my support the cause sign here. We took our tacos to-go and went back to Bob's. Bob even hooked me up with a third taco, for the cause. What do I always say Bob?  Everybody gets credit, that's right.

     2:00pm  I had a great time at Bob's helping him out with his yard. I did some major weed-pulling and prepped the backyard for the mower. I pulled all the weed that were taller than the grass and picked up any branches.

     2:12pm  Back home.

     9:38pm  I've been hanging out in #UFOs on Undernet and I just got told about October 14, 2008. Supposedly an alien mothership two thousand miles in diameter is supposed to make an appearance for three days starting October 14. The announcement assures that it's not a takeover, that they're here to help and finally prove their existence so we can start treating the earth how we should be. Right now I'm watching this two hour long video on the Galactic Federation of Light.  I'll be sure to put links. Hell yeah. I don't know what to think of it yet.

Next day..