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Ventura to Port Hueneme to Santa Barbara to Solvang to Lompoc, CA

Sunday October 15, 2006

                   We're going to try and scam biscuits and gravy from the Country Inn like we did last time.
                  
     6:49am  Scored free breakfast, hell yeah. We just got back to the car. We scored at the Country Inn and Suites in Port Hueneme. We scored a badass breakfast. I'm stuffed. I have to take another shit. Then we realized we needed some ice, so we went back to the Casa Sirena and raided their ice machines. Carol left my tobacco here last night, but I went to the hottub and it wasn't there. Anyway, I stole some ice from the ice machine on the third floor. Carol's filling up our ice chest now.

     10:21am  Carol and I are driving North on 101. We're headed towards Solvang. Oh yeah, and Carol gave me some great head on the way over here. We were all horny so we decided to go find someplace to do the nasty. We ended up on some Coral Canyon Park in Santa Barbara on Highway 192. We found a place to do it in some park. Oh yeah, and we found all this firewood and we just loaded it up in the car. All of a sudden we see a six-up pull up, A cop. Oh shit. He just waved at us as we walked by. As we were leaving he pulled up behind us and pulled us over because one brake light was dimmer than the other, just like at the Rainbow Gathering. It's because we had red tape over a broken brake light. The cop saw these hippies with Oregon plates and assumed we had drugs or something. Anyway, he had to let us go because he didn't have shit on us. We're going to continue North to Solvang. Carol: "I can't believe that bogus insurance paper worked." That rules.

     10:28am  I forgot to tell you, we're driving through Montecito. Carol said a lot of famous people live here. Steven Spielberg and Oprah Winfrey. A lot of houses on the beach. Fuck the police!

     10:41am  Carol: "We're driving the 101 to Buellton and we drove by Santa Barbara. I told Victor to pull over on Bath Street and go down Ortega so I can find my brother. We went to his house where he used to live. His phone is disconnected and his website is down. I couldn't find him. We went by there and Nate still lives there. Nate and his fiancee are here. I guess Bob's in Ventura. I got his phone number. That was about the easiest thing I have ever done. Finding my brother. I am really stoked."

     12:20pm  We have arrived in the Danish city of Solvang. We're going to go for a walk.

     12:45pm  Deanna from Romania, we helped jumpstart her car and she volunteered me ten dollars!

     5:27pm  Oh yeah, Carol and I came to Lompoc where she grew up. We went to some campground. We were bored and Carol said, "Hey, I know of a place to get in a hottub." Let's go right now! We came to this hotel. There's like three hotels right next to each other. We parked at the Motel 6 and came to to the, not the Best Western. Something Express. Holiday Inn Express next door. We went in the hottub and had a good little dip. We had stopped at Vons earlier and Carol made an "exchange" for these diapers she found the receipt for outside. We got fifteen dollars from that. Well, they let her keep the receipt and she's doing it again at a different Vons, haha. We're going to get some weed money, hell yeah.

     6:31pm  Carol: "We went to Solvang then we drove to Lompoc and hung out at State River Park. Then we went to the Holiday Inn Express and got in the hottub and took showers. We drove to the grocery store and I turned in some diapers and got a six-pack of beer. Then I got ice, meat and butter. My foodstamps only said three dollars on it. The lady behind me offered to pay the other eight dollars. So that was cool. I was blessed. Now we are chilling at River Park. It's kind of cold in Lompoc. A little windy. The fog's coming in. We got a good fire going and we're going to make some food. We're going to crash and get up really early and go to Ojai and make some phone calls and get all of our shit wrapped up so we can get the hell out of here.

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