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Ventura, CA

Saturday December 23, 2006

     8:05am  We're having breakfast. What's happened? Carol: "We woke up this morning. I didn't feel too good. We had packed our stuff to go to the Channel Islands. We decided not to go because I wasn't feeling well. Then I slept and felt a little better, so we packed our stuff and went down there to the harbor. The trip to Anacapa was at nine. We came to Christie's and are having breakfast. Sitting here eating biscuits and gravy. There's a little tiny bird hopping around on the floor in the restaurant. I don't know. That's it.

                    Let me tell you how Carol scammed our free tickets to the islands. See, she used to work for some hotel in Ventura and she knew that they all had a contract with Island Packers, the place that takes you to the islands on their boats. The contract entitled employees to free familiarization-trips. Famtrips, for short. So they would be familiar with the tours and relay it to the customer accurately. So Carol went inside the Crown Plaza Hotel the other day right next to the pier and went inside and grabbed a random paper out of a room with the Crowne Plaza letterhead. She took that to the resource center on Market and made up a fake document giving Crowne Plaza Hotel employee Carol Cook permission to go on a familiarization-trip to Anacapa. This morning we went up to Island Packers and secured our famtrips, hehe. Employees could take one guest. So good job, Carol. FUCK THE SYSTEM!

     8:32am  Carol wants to make another entry. Carol: "I do? What do I want to say?" What's been going on. Where we are and what we're looking at. Carol: "No, you say it." Hehe, well anyway, we drove around the back of the harbor, because we were supposed to leave at nine. To Anacapa, which I can see from here. Fourteen miles away, which isn't that far. All of a sudden we saw these big huge waves. We pulled over. They weren't as big as I thought they were. That rock gives the illusion that they're huge. Damn, look at all that foam over there. Anyway, we're watching the surf. It's beautiful.

     1:22pm  Dude, we're having a blast on the Anacapa island. We have to come back to the dock at three. The boat back to the harbor leaves at three. Carol and I walked all the way up to Inspiration Point. We sat down and we made our lunch. We had sandwiches. We boned hardcore. We had badass sex at Inspiration Point. We were very inspired, hehe.

Next day..