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Ventura, CA

Monday December 25, 2006

     7:51am  I am walking to Sanjón, like I did yesterday. I just passed Peninsula Street. I am almost to the Vons. It was crazy, last night Richard couldn't get permission for his friend to to stay at River Haven. This shell-shocked Vietnam Vet. I attempted to tell him my story, but this guy just wouldn't shut up. He was all, "Just let me get a beer in me and I'll listen to your story." Alright, well, I'm walking to Sanjón.

     8:11am  I just smoked out this homebum by the McDonald's. I walked by and said, "Hey man, do you want to smoke a Christmas bowl?" Man, there better not be another bum on my spot. I'm going to kick them off if there is.

     8:26am  I have arrived at Sanjón. Hook a brother up, smoke a brother out. I have my other two signs readily available. When there's a big line of cars, I can pull out my other sign WORLD PEACE THROUGH MARIJUANA and havethisbook.com. and I have shitloads of little papers to give out.

     8:40am  Hell yeah, first donation of the day! This guy read my WPTMJ sign and gave me a five dollar bill. He told me, "Thank you, there's going to be a revolution that we are all going to enjoy." I said, "You're going to love my website, man."

     10:30am  I am giving up. I didn't make that much at all.

     11:43am  See, I gave up from flying my signs at ten thirty. Right when I walked up over by the Chevron I went inside and asked the cashier if she would run me off for asking people if I could use their cellphones. She told me as long as nobody complains. First I went to take a piss. When I go outside all of a sudden I see Carol! Carol and our new friends in the car. She was on her way to pick me up. She said they had just gone to Oxnard over by the Ralph's which is surprisingly open today. They got some food and some beer. It was cool that I ended up running into them.

     6:09pm  Armando is telling me about Assburgers. What's up with Assburgers, Armando? Armando: "It's a type of autism, where I guess their brain rates even exceeds the former autistic children's." Why is it called Assburger? Armando: "They were named after the doctor that discovered them. Doctor Assburger. [It's 6-28-07 and I am typing this up. I just looked up "Doctor Assburger" on Google and it said, Did you mean: doctor asperger. So I guess that's the right way to spell it. It sounded just like Assburger. Here's a link on Asperger's Sydrome.

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