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This raggedy-assed old nun was walking home from the convent one day, when this man jumps out from the bushes and has his way. 

Then the man sayeth unto her saying, "What will you tell the Holy Father now, Sister?" 

She says, "I must tell the truth! I will say I was walking home from the convent when a man jumped out from the bushes and raped me twice, unless you're tired."