A guy who's been drinking heavily in a bar staggers over to a woman sitting nearby. With no warning, he puts his hand up her skirt and she slaps him.
"Oh, I'm sorry," he says. "You look like my wife."
"What a worthless, fucking asshole you are !" she says scornfully.
"Wow," he says. "You even sound like her !"
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