Saturday July 8, 2023
7:53pm My mom is finally telling me about Franklin. Well, I am sure she's told me this story before, but I forgot it. Sorry, I've had two head injuries(universal excuse). :P
Ada: "Ya no lo soportaba mas. El lo pasaba acostado todo el tiempo! El no queria trabajar. Nisiqueira queria ir a buscarnos foodstamps. Yo era la que tenia que hacer todo por ustedes. Se pasaba horas durmiendo, se pasaba horas haciendo unos calculos, de mathematica en un papel. Entonces no habia comida para ustedes. Fueron cosas que yo me las trage.
Yo le dije, "I am sorry. I don't love you anymore." Y yo hasta vendi mi caro, mi volkswagen....."
Victor: "Y que te dijo despues que le dijeste eso?"
Ada: Me decia, "Aye, dejate de tonterias. Tu sabes que creo que eres mi princesa." que este y lo otro. "¿Como me vas a dejar solo?" Yo le dije, "I am sorry, but you are leaving this house."
Ada: "Porque no teniamos dinero I sold my Volkswagen, y le compre el pasaje para que el volviera a Panama. Despues, como seies meses o algo asi, regreso para casarse con migo otra ves!"
Victor: "How much did you sell the VW for?"
Ada: "I don't know. It was enough to buy him a plane ticket."
Victor: "Ok, just wondering. ¿Y que paso despues de eso?"
Ada: "Se vino a San Antonio para casarse conmigo."
Victor: "How long after you sent him back did he return to try and reconcile?"
Ada: "I'm not sure, maybe six months, o algo asi."
Victor: "Did he call you and let you know he was coming back? Or did he just surprise you?"
Ada: "No, he surprised me."
Victor: "He just showed up one day?"
Ada: "Si, y cuando lo conociste tu empesaste a brincar para bajo y para arriba. Estabas afuera jugando con un amigito, que se llamaba Travis."
Victor: "En donde?"
Ada: "Un Americanito. Halla cuando viviamos en Windsor Park. Estudes jugaban solos afuerita. Entonces cuando el llego tu estabas afuera con Travis.(Maybe it was a year after, no se.) Y entonces te dijo, "I am Franklin Gruber. I am your dad." Y tu empesaste a brincar con alegria y aplaudir, diciendole a Travis, "I have a dad! I have a dad!" Le decias al nene. Porque Travis tenia un papa que era bien lindo con el y siempre quisiste tener una papa como el."
Victor: "Wow, I kind of remember that. Tell me more, please. Dime mas!"
Ada: "Y entonces..un momento. Pero lo vas a poner todo en tu blog."
Victor: "Ese es el punto. Por favor, dime mas."
Ada: "He came a comerme el cerebro. Entiendes? Diciendo me, "Pues no, me vine a casarme con tigo otro ves."
Victor: "You had already gotten divorced?"
Ada: "Of course."
Victor: "How long did that take?"
Ada: "Mira, yo los llevaba a ustedes a la misa del Mariachi en Saint Margaret Mary's. Yo ya llevaba las sanaorias cortaditas. Los paseos no los pasamos llendo al "Quadrangle" en Fort Sam Houston, donde le dabamos sanaorias a los venados."
Victor: "Yes, I remember feeding the deer."
Ada: "Me acuerdo que una ves un venado attacko a Diana. Diana tenia la bolsita con las sanaorias y el venado se tiro ensima a quitarselo."
Entonces vino a casarse con migo. Yo le dije, "No, no, no! Embustero! Te quieres casar con el dinero de mis padres, bago!" ::chuckles:: El abogado mio era bien guapo. Una ves se llego a ruinir con el abogado y despues me dice, "Seguramente, te vas a juntar con tu abogado."
Victor: "HAHAHA!"
Ada: "Y entonces despues de eso yo le dije que no, que no, que no. Mira, Victor. Yo digo, Dios Mio, gracias a dios que me salvo! Entonces el me dijo que teniamos que hablar y nos fuimos guiando por alla como por Universal City. El guiando mi caro. Y yo diciendole no, no, no. Si el hubiera sido un criminal ustedes se huvieron qudedado sin mama. Le hubiera dado una rabieta, no sabes. Y entonces yo le dije que no, que no, que no, que no. Y entonces regresamos a la casa."
Victor: "¿Que no, que no, que no, que?"
Ada: "Que no lo queria, que no me hiba a casar con el. Que ya mi vida estaba sin el.
"En eso Judith, mi hermana estaba visitando de Puerto Rico. Vino para pasar un tiempo conmigo, una semana, o algo asi. Entonces Judith se lo comio vivo! Lo insulto. Le dijo, "Tu eres un vividor! Tu lo que has hecho es sacarle dinero a Don Tono Torres, a mi padre! Y hacer a sufrir a Adita y sus hijos que TU no cuidas! Poco hombre, eres!" El le dijo a Judith, "Callate! Que esto no es con usted." Judith le dijo, "Yo no me callo, sangre-gordo! Hay que ver el dinero que Papi te dio que tu nunca le devolviste!" Un monton de cosas le dijo Judith.
De momento se le mete como un demonio y me dice, "Quiero llevar a los nenes a comer un helado." Ensegida tu y Lauar brincaron donde el! Diana le dijo, "Yo no voy contigo a ningun sitio! Yo me quedo con mi mama." El le grito a Diana, "Pues quedate con ella! Al cabo tu eres igual que ella!"
Victor: "Wow, what an asshole."
Ada: "Se los llevo y cuando estaba saliendo por la puerta me dijo, "Hamas en la vida vas a ver los dos jemelos otra ves porque yo me los voy a llevar." Y en ingles me dice, "There is no treaty of extradition between Panama and the United States. Have fun with your one daughter. You will never find them." Then he told me, "Yo me los puedo llevar a Argentina o donde yo quiera, pero tu no los vas a ver otra ves. Hamas en la vida vas a ver estos dos ninos." y se fue y cerro la puerta fuerte.
Victor: "What a dick."
Ada: "Mmmhmm,
Ustedes dos hestaban, "Mama! Mantecado! Barquilla! Pero Diana, Diana siempre fue bien madura. Diana, a los seies anitos, me dijo llorando, "Mamita, por favor, divorciarte de mi papa. El nos esta haciendo sufrir mucho. "
Victor: "Wow!"
Ada: "¿Que sabia una nena de seis anos de eso? De divorcio?" Pues cuando le dijo, "Vente, Diana-Maria," ella le dijo, "No, yo no voy contigo a ningun sitio. Yo me quedo con mi mama."
Victor: "Wow."
Ada: "Y el se los llevo y yo estaba, "Mis hijos! Mis hijos! Mis hijos! ¿Que va a pasar?" Porque me dijo, "There's no treaty of extaditon so there's no way you will ever find them!" Hay, Dios-mio!"
Yo tenia un amigo, yo no se si te acuerdas, que se llamaba Ken. Un Americano bueno. Entonces ahi mismo yo llamo a Ken llorando y soyosando. Ken me dice, "Don't you worry at all. Right after we hang up I'm going to call the airport and all the departures will be screened for him. There is no way he's going to take your kids anywhere, because the police will be waiting for him at the airport."
Imaginate, yo era llora, y llora y llora. Judith diciendome, "No te preocupes, Ada. Esto se va a solucionar." Llorando le dije, "Imaginate, Judith, que yo no vuelve a ver mis hijos." Ese a sido el dolor de corazon mas grande de mi vida."
Victor: "OMG, I bet."
Ada: "Entonces, al ratito, se presenta el con ustedes dos, cado uno chupando una barquilla. Y me dice, "No, los lleve a McDonalds y aqui te los traigo."
Victor: "Wow."
Ada: "Lo hico a proposito. Lo hico para ver me sufrir. Porque yo lo rechase y le dije que no me hiba a unir con el otra ves."
Victor: "Let me continue on what I've written about him."
Ada: "Okay."
Victor: "You assumed we were better off without you. That's probably the only thing you have been right about in your whole pathetic existence." ::chuckles:: ¿Te gusta eso, mamita? I even told him, "I will only agree to such a conference if we can smoke cannabis during it, both of us." And I also added, "And you better inhale."
And check out that screen shot of what I tried posting on his youtube video. I say, "THIS MAN IS A FRAUD. MASTER OF NOTHING," and it has a link to my blog, haha."
Ada: "Si, yo lei eso."
Victor: "Well, I added, well that's where I am at and I want to proofread the rest with you. So I added an excerpt from an email from 2002:
From: "FRANK GRUBER"
To: lmgrubertorres@hotmail.com
CC: writeprotect@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: Apology/Disclaimer for my brother's e-mail....
Date: Wed, 10 Jul 2002 03:06:59 +0000
"The content of this
letter is being shared with Victor. He may not necessarily like
everything I say but I have no reason to say anything behind his
back. Although we do not know each other very well, I have a lot of
confidence in his future. In life everything happens for a reason
and there maybe a positive side to negative events. Victor is
looking for the positive side trying to add his own grain of sand to
make a better World. That I respect. It could be that his
contribution will be more than a grain of sand. We both have very
dominant characters. If he cannot respect me as his father, well
let us respect each other as human beings if we are going to relate.
There is onething that is certain. I am now giving Victor the
benefit of the doubt as he may be giving me. But if there is no
respect as human beings, it would be best for us then not to
communicate. If he ever is disrespectful to me personally, I will
whip his butt! I do love him as a son but I tolerate disrespect
absolutely from no one. There where people in high positions which
disrespected me here in panama,Ministers of government. In four
days they lost their jobs, one of them was the minister of
government, the other of health. If you ever cdisome to Panama ask
what happened to these ministers of the Andara government. They
persecuted the Botanicos. Although it has not happened yet some
day, soon, I hope, my fortunes will change. That I am aware of I
have now the only really viable medication for arthritis in the
World, the World will come to me after it. The herbs I use to make
it with grow wild, there will be little problem with supply. This
current government of Panama is allowing me to practice medicine.
Victor hope you do not take offense to my words of whipping your
butt. Just know its in your hands to be respectful to me as simply
I willbe with you. From now on either we make it as friends or we
do not at all. I am of a very drastic character when you rub my
wrong side. If you are going to have anything at all to do with me,
please be respectful. Its the starting point. If I get any more
fowel language in your letters you surely will never hear from me
again. Nevertheless, I wish you the best in everyway, in your
future. You see with me subtle tricks do´nt work. You will either
be with me or against me, I make it a policy never to relate to
insincere people. These are the people who will sneak up on you
make you believe they are your friends, learn everything about you
which is possible, then undermine you, especially where it hurts.
In all of Panama I only have two friends. I am not looking for
friends. I am busy trying to realize my mission in life. The
rewards of those accomplishments will be shared with those which are
worthy. After that I shall simply disappear, vanish...people
everywhere will hear of me but not know me. I will be in the
jungles enjoying the environment I love. There I shall die to this
World. You may then write me via my satelite computer. However, I
may never answer. You have made contact with your father. Like it
or not, its a priviledge, I do not relate to just anyone...now you
are getting to know me. Your inheritence can be the knowledge in my
brain. It is priceless but to obtain it you just need to have
enough respect for the transfer to be possible. Your mother gave
you what you needed when your where young, possibly I can give you
what you need today if I see you are truly worthy. From what I
already know of you, either you will not write back, or simply you
will send another letter full of fowel language telling me where to
go. My advice is think before you act. Laura believes your quite
harmless. She only sees part of you we are all capable of harming
each other. But that is not what we want to do, is it son? Lets
all make an effort and walk on the positive side of each other, from
now on, alright! Franklin"
I told my mom about the addendums I added in between parenthesis.
Ada: "Pero Victor, eso de decirle motherfucker no me gusta y tu lo sabes."
Victor: "But mom, that's EXACTLY what he is. In all senses of that phrase. But please, let me finish. If you didn't like that, you are going to hate this, lol.
Then he says, "I do love him as a son." In parenthesis after that I say, "Bullshit! You are no father of mine!" He says, "I do love him as a son, but I tolerate disprespect from no one." Then I say, "Do something, you big pussy. I dare you to." I even tell him, "I wish your mother was still alive so I could fuck her like you did mine."
Ada: "Hay, Dios-Mio! Victor! No pongas eso!"
Victor: "No, that' EXACTLY what he needs to hear."
Ada: "Pero borra eso! Borra eso!"
That is exactly what I deserve to say and exactly what he deserves to read. The simple fact that I am finally free to yell at this deadbeat good-for-absolutely-nothing poor excuse of a man named Franklin Gruber Chiari, is going to SCREAM justice!
If he were in jail he most defintely would be wearing orange scrubs and be on suicide-watch, lol.
Franklin Pussy Chiari, you're going to wish you were dead soon YOU MOTHERFUCKING TITTY SUCKING NO BALLS BITCH, mark my words!
Just think, mother, of all the bastard kids in this world who's fathers have abandoned them, do you think they'd approve of my 100% factual smear campaign I am assaulting my absent "parent" with?
I will become their hero! Don't you think they'd want that kind of justice for me? For you? For Laura? For Diana?
My shit's going to be everywhere soon. The kids are taking over soon!
Systemically-Viral is the phrase I am coining. Franklin can lick my balls! LOL :]
He deserves respect from NOBODY. I'm telling the entire world how big of a fraud he is. I am GUARANTEEING his departure from a comfortable rest of his life.
Doesn't this sound right to you? For him to feel what it's like finally?"
Ada: "No me gusta que uses esas palabras."
Victor: "Don't you see, mom? That is yet another angle I am trying to educate people about. Like I ask on my blog, wouldn't you rather they normalize profanity than transgenderism?"
Ada: "No."
Victor: "You would rather them try and make it seem like being gay, bi, or trans is okay than to allow harmless cusswords? Profanity is only words. And words can only offend people if they let them. Sticks and stones, mom.
I want to INFURIATE Franklin. Because I am aware of his aversion to profanity that is one way I plan to achieve my goal. One of many I have planned. I will have him nervous all the time wondering what else his bastard son might be capable of, lol.
I want him to be man enough to come and face me. I challenge him. I will snap him lick a twig, like I said. He's an old man.
Hey pussy. Yeah, I'm talking to you. I challenge you to a blog war deathmatch. Come play on the cyber court with me if you have the balls(which I know you don't).
The only way you have any chance whatsoever of even making even a speck of difference in how I am about to make you feel my wrath...is if you were to make your own blog with content more cleverly organized than mine in your defense.
If I am wrong, prove it. Back your shit up. That's all you have do to. Easy, right? Blogs are free.
Aren't you glad you went to college in Florida now? HAHAHAHAHAH.
So get to work, you lame fuck. I am taking you downtown.
:P
And you have to do it ALL on your own because everyone thinks you're crazy! HAHAHAHA.
Maybe you should go back in the jungle and learn how to make a soothing natural burn ointment. You're going to need a massive amount for the heat I'm about to bring on you.
Feel the burn, you shall.
I will personally see that you are shitting bricks until the day you die, which will be soon. You're old and expired. You've never been able to succeed in life AT ALL. If you leave shit unfinished and you don't atone and learn your lessons, the remainder of your life is damned, as yours has turned out to be, I'm sure.
How yours is about to become, I'M POSITIVE.
I have absolutely nothing to worry about by sealing your fate for you. I've never had more fun in my whole life! You've done it to yourself, but I am at the helm.
May you rot in hell, you worthless piece of shit.
You're such a done deal for me. Negocio terminado.
I will squash you like a bug and then all the bugs that your bullshit worse-than-DEET bug repellent killed will have their vengeance too, lol.
I doubt they were very many in number, though. Nothing you do has ever worked.
You are a born loser.
Don't you ever forget who I am and what you named me, motherfucker.
Ada: "¿Oh sea, en tu corazon no hay nada de perdon para el?
Victor: "There had been! I reached out an olive branch back then, gave him a second chance, and he fudged it up by failing me yet again. So, when I talked to Laura and she had nothing nice to say about him, she showed me how he was exactly the same person and still deserved every ounce of my accumulated spite. Yeah! I am having fun again! I am back on the scene! He thought he got off the hook with me. Let me keep going, please.
Anyway, he says, "There where people in high positions which
disrespected me here in panama,Ministers of government. In four
days they lost their jobs, one of them was the minister of
government, the other of health. If you ever come to Panama ask
what happened to these ministers of the Andara government."
So in parenthesis I put, "Oh no! I am shivering in fear! HAHA!" LOL, him and his threats.
Ada: "No lo entendi lo ultimo. ¿Tuvo que cer, con la ley?"
Victor: "He's trying to tell Lauar that if I ever disrespected him personally he would whip my butt. I repeated what I just quoted."
Ada: "¿Ohhhh, oh sea, que el causo que ellos perdieran sus trabajos?"
Victor: "Yes, that's what he's trying to imply."
He said, "Although it has not happened yet some
day, soon, I hope, my fortunes will change. That I am aware of I
have now the only really viable medication for arthritis in the
World, the World will come to me after it. The herbs I use to make
it with grow wild, there will be little problem with supply. This
current government of Panama is allowing me to practice medicine."
Ada: "Mira, el esta diciendo una mentira alli, que el governio le deja practicar medicina. Que el govierno de Panama lo considera un medico. Que embustero."
Victor: "Let me keep going.
"Victor hope you do not take offense to my words of whipping your
butt. Just know its in your hands to be respectful to me as simply
I willbe with you. From now on either we make it as friends or we
do not at all. I am of a very drastic character when you rub my
wrong side. If you are going to have anything at all to do with me,
please be respectful. Its the starting point. If I get any more
fowel language in your letters you surely will never hear from me
again. Nevertheless, I wish you the best in everyway, in your
future. You see with me subtle tricks do´nt work. You will either
be with me or against me, I make it a policy never to relate to
insincere people. These are the people who will sneak up on you
make you believe they are your friends, learn everything about you
which is possible, then undermine you, especially where it hurts."
Victor: "Mom, you have a masters in psychotherapy. Doesn't that sound a little like projection to you?"
Ada: "¿Pues entonces, eso fue una carta larga que Franklin te mando?"
Victor: "Yes, he sent this to Laura and I back in 2002. Let me keep going, please."
"In all of Panama I only have two friends. I am not looking for
friends. I am busy trying to realize my mission in life. The
rewards of those accomplishments will be shared with those which are
worthy. After that I shall simply disappear, vanish...people
everywhere will hear of me but not know me. I will be in the
jungles enjoying the environment I love. There I shall die to this
World. You may then write me via my satelite computer. However, I
may never answer."
Ada: "Yo me acuerdo oir de una historia que lo encontraron perdido en la jungla. Si, se fue missing. No lo encontraban y cuando aparecio estaba muy disoriented. I'm not sure but I think he was taken to a mental health hospital, oh que."
Victor: "Anyway. let me keep going, please."
You have made contact with your father. Like it
or not, its a priviledge(bullshit), I do not relate to just anyone...now you
are getting to know me. Your inheritence can be the knowledge in my
brain(like I need any of that). It is priceless but to obtain it you just need to have
enough respect for the transfer to be possible. Your mother gave
you what you needed when your where young, possibly I can give you
what you need today if I see you are truly worthy(OMG)."
Ada: "¿Como dijo? No, teniamos cosas porque Papi nos mandaba dinero."
Victor: "Right, he should've said, "Your grandfather gave you what you needed when you were young."
Ada: "I worked y yo ganaba a thousand dollars a month, para mantener una familia de cuatro."
Victor: "Anyway."
From what I
already know of you, either you will not write back, or simply you
will send another letter full of fowel language telling me where to
go. My advice is think before you act. Laura believes your quite
harmless. She only sees part of you. we are all capable of harming
each other."
Victor: "In parenthesis I say, "Just because you are doesn't mean I am. You are bltantly projecting, fool." LOL You know what projection is, right, mom?"
Ada: "En ese sentido, no."
Victor: "No, the psychological term projection. When one blames others for what they are guilty of themselves."
Ada: "Si, si,si."
Victor: "Wouldn't you say that that's what he's doing right here?
Ada: "Yo se que Lauri ya lo mando a freir papas."
Victor: "Yes, I can't wait to come home and have her let me read her recent emails with him."
Mom: "Lauri lo bloquio tambien."
Victor: "Yeah, that's what she told me."
Ada: "He has no access to Laura."
Victor: "Then he goes:
My advice is think before you act. Laura believes your quite
harmless. She only sees part of you we are all capable of harming
each other.
Victor: "After that I say, "Just because you are doesn't mean I am. You are blatantly projecting. Harm only comes when one deserves it, fool."
"But that is not what we want to do, is it son?"
Victor: "How dare he call me son."
Ada: "Hay, Victor. Me da miedo que ese hombre es loco y te venga a buscar y hacerte dano."
Victor: "He can bring it on. I am ready for him. Finally he closes with:
"Lets all make an effort and walk on the positive side of each other, from
now on, alright! Franklin"
After that I comically put, HAHAHAHA, you lose! Good day, sir! Do you remember Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, mom?"
Ada: "Aha."
Victor: "Let's see if you recognize this sound clip. "It's all there! Black and white! Clear as crystal! You stole Fizzy Lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!" I have a link to that video clip, lol,
Do you remember that, mom?"
Ada: "No, tendria que ver la pelicula otra ves. Oye, y que dice Julieta de todo esto?"
Victor: "She loves it! She thinks it's funny AF. She thinks I am right in doing it. Anyway, let me keep going.
"Oh yes, before I forget. I am nowhere near done having this poor excuse for a man ruin himself.
Way back then, after my actions evoked many reactions in his life remotely, Frank even said that some of his enemies found him because of me(Great! Bullseye! Take that home to your mom, motherfucker!). I felt he had had enough and begrudgingly removed the FAILURE FRANKLIN section from my site, because I'm such a nice guy.
I didn't pay him any attention after that and ignored, deleted any emails he sent me.
Well, after all this time has passed and I have finally come back to my mission full-force, I called Laura the other day and asked her about our "father." She had still kept in contact all this time, but he recently pissed her off(great!). She had absolutely nothing good to say about him and stated she had blocked him a long time ago. I pressed her, "Why?" I don't remember exactly what she told me, but it was clear that Franklin was still a deadbeat and had learned nothing.
A huge grin came over my face. "He probably thought he was off the hook with me, ha. I'm going to follow through on something I started two decades ago. Justice will be done finally." I told Laura.
I bet Franklin was greatly relieved when he thought the secrets he divulged in emails to me were safe again, after I removed the section from my website. He was probably double-relieved when I took my entire site down in 2009. But guess what, motherfucker.
EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET IS PERMAMANENT AND ALWAYS WILL BE!
And I have a link to my old FAILURE FRANKLIN section, but not from my blog, hehe. It's a link to my old havethisbook.com website that is conveniently archived on the WayBackMachine. I AM BACK AND IT'S ON! LIKE DONKEY KONG!
Victor: "Mom, let me tell you about the Wayback Machine. It's a stored, a big database, an online archive of every website that's ever existed since the birth of the internet, essentially. With this machine I was able to see my old website again with my own two eyes! I got so much stuff back that I thought I had lost forever! Well, without all of the pictures, which I still need."
Ada: "Vic-vic. Todo eso, tu se lo vas a mandar a el?"
Victor: "Not at all, I won't have to for him to read it. It's on my blog for the whole world to see. He'll see it when he's meant to. I am going to go to every single Youtube video of his I can find and leave a link to my damning blog on the comments section of each and every single video of his. Hell, even on random videos that have nothing to do with him, teehee. On a daily basis, as much as I possibly can.
Infamous due to being so abominable, he shall become. :]
Victor: Rest assured, dear mother, he will find out about it. The whole world will find out about it. Justice for Frank Goober is coming.
You better run for cover, pencil-dick. Sleep with one eye open. Here's your cue to go into hiding with your tail between your legs. Even with the new asshole I am ripping you, you'll still be full of shit until the day you die. Expect that soon. You might as well end it yourself and save the universe the trouble. Your karma is fucked. Ten-fold, prick. You are soooooo screwed. Let's dance.
SINCE YOU NEVER LOVED ME NOW YOU GET TO FEAR ME! I AM COMING FOR YOU!
YOU CHOSE POORLY!
"It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both."
- Mark Twain
I FUCKING DARE YOU TO EMAIL ME, PUSSY. HAVETHESEJOKES@GMAIL.COM
Victor: "Lol, I am having so much fun with this, mom."
Ada: "Tu vas a poner todo eso en Youtube?"
Victor: "No, it's already on my blog, permanently."
Ada: "Oh, yo pense que mencionaste a YouTube."
Victor: "No, see, he has a handful of YouTube vidoes online trying to hawk his bullshit tintcures. So I am going to go to each one of his videos and post a comment on them with a link to my blog."
Ada: "Oh, okay, like that he's a fraud and stuff like that."
Victor: "Right, to my website where I have this big defaming exposé that will surely ruin him. Just like he deserves."
Ada: "Oh, y como se llaman los YouTubes de el? Master Franklin, o algo asi."
Victor: "Master Herbalist he calls himself. He's more a Master Baiter, lol. Look at how he baited you and victimized you for his jollies. Just Google Franklin Gruber Chiari. It's that easy. The truth about the biggest motherfucker in the world is coming out, mom.
Victor: "If anything, I had hoped you'd be proud of your head-injured son."
Ada: "Wow. Pero, es que no me gustan las malas palabras."
Victor: "I know and I apologize, but that's one of the angles I am working with. Profanity is one of the most effective stones I have for my sling, if you understand, which I am sure you do.'
Victor: "Just please wish me luck. Mamita, I know I am aggressive in my tactics but just try to consider me as Jesus with cohones."
Ada: "Aye, dios Mio, no digas eso."
Victor: "In the end, mine is an aggressive peaceful protest. It's totally possible. I am only communicating harmless words, simple text. I think I would make Jesus proud for standing up for my rights and everybody elses'. Don't you think so?
I think Jesus would want to smoke a bowl with me, lol."
Ada: "I don't think so, because Jesus was all about forgiveness. He preached about forgiveness and love."
Victor: "I preach about forgiveness and love too. But I also preach about the need to earn forgiveness before it is just handed to you. I forgave Franklin already and he didn't change. In fact, he got worse. He's not getting a second chance unless he deserves it.
When the time comes(I'm going to have heaps of fun doing things to him like..ahh, don't feel like finishing the sentence), I'll have a checklist of demands that will illustrate EXACTLY what he needs to DO to earn my forgiveness, but I doubt he'll ever comply. He doesn't seem to know much of anything, let alone when to do what's right and wrong and how to tell the difference between the two.
He's going to commit suicide, most likely. That's what people do when they have a shitty life and can never get their shit together. I would've a long time ago, if I were him(which I am glad I am not).
Remember Frank, always be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.
You are so below me. Face me and I'll prove to you evolution exists. You are no match for the new and improved version of you. The smart version of you which you will never even come close to. Thanks for showing me how not to treat others. You have the devil in you.
You need to take after your son or always stay wayyyyy behind him. Your son has lessons for you, not the other way around. You suck and I rule. You are destined to suck.
You can't FIGHT FATE!
I have half the mind to make you beg. Bark like a dog, bitch! Squeal like a pig! Louder, boy! I can't hear you! REEEEEEE!!! REEEEEEEE!!!!
You've got absolutely nothing on me! Not even room to talk or defend your stance in ANY way. You're going to pay. This I decree.
Note to Franklin's enemies who read this. I am positive he has made many more, since he's such a con-man:
Will you do me a huge solid? Fuck with Frank for me. Steal from him. Slash the tires on his motorcycle. Fuck him in the A for me. Rape his asshole! Just play with him and make him suffer.
Hurt him for me, please, but don't kill him. Just tease the hell out of him. Laugh heartily at him while you point and sneer, lol. "Your son told us all about you, little man!" I want him to feel like the total shit he is.
Bloody nose and black eyes(both eyes, please) would be just fine(send me pics, please! Film it!), but I want him to die when he's meant to, not at your hands. Please respect my wishes.
Actually, now that I think about it, I could really care less if he were to expire, so have at it if you want, just make sure it's as painful and humiliating as humanly possible. Film it, please!
I'm just kidding, Frank. I don't really want you to die. That's just a joke. Try your hardest not to fall for it. I want you to live for decades more(because your nerve endings would stop working if you died). :P
HAHAHAHAHA, you are so fucked,
After the hell he put my mother through, I want Franklin the BIG FAT PUSSY to never, ever have a good night's sleep ever again.
Here's an idea. Confront him in a back alley or something and force him however you want, to smoke marijuana! HAHAHA, suck it down, bitch!
Be sure to tell him Victor sent you, hahaha!
I promise you will feel the wrath of your begotten son, who in only his spare time will easily fuck your life up. You've made it so easy for me by being such a stupid motherfucker, thank you.
I didn't pay him any attention after that and ignored, deleted any emails he sent me.
Well, after all this time has passed and I have finally come back to my mission full-force, I called Laura the other day and asked her about our "father." She had still kept in contact all this time, but he recently pissed her off(great!). She had absolutely nothing good to say about him and stated she had blocked him a long time ago. I pressed her, "Why?" I don't remember exactly what she told me, but it was clear that Franklin was still a deadbeat and had learned nothing.
A huge grin came over my face. "He probably thought he was off the hook with me, ha. I'm going to follow through on something I started two decades ago. Justice will be done." I told Laura.
I bet Franklin was greatly relieved when he thought the secrets he divulged in emails to me were safe again, after I removed the section from my website. But guess what, motherfucker.
EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET IS PERMAMANENT! I AM BACK AND YOU CAN GO STRAIGHT TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG. YOU MUST'VE THOUGHT YOU CLIMBED OUT OF THAT GRAVE YOU DUG FOR YOURSELF DECADES AGO, I'M PUSHING YOUR WEAK ASS BACK IN IT.
FAILURE FRANKLIN
Me and the Way Back Machine, we go wayyyyy back, lol.
Victor: "Oye mama, when I get rough with people and yell at them when they ignore me, ask them if they've always been that ignorant, yell, NOBODY wants world peace! Poor Kids! When I call them good little slaves, I am implanting myself in their minds that way when my stuff circles the globe they will remember me. I've been memorable for twenty years now, mother. I am being an actual meme.
See, there's this whole concept, this whole dream that was talked about in the dawn of computers. They referred to it as an internet worm or something and postulated it would work along the same lines as a computer virus, but in reverse, sort of.
An idea so great that it would spread by itself! With the internet word-of-mouth can reach the whole world! They theorized that if there was an idea so good and interesting and beneficial to humanity, that just the mention of it would spread it via "word-of-mouth," which became "word-of-keyboard" when computers came around. An unstoppable idea that had the potential to reach more souls than ever before.
Talk about it fizzled out, forcedly, I presume, but I've recently realized that I might be able to make this concept a reality, and defintely in my lifetme. Sooner than anyone could possibly imagine.
So I started having all these crazy ideas around the year 2000 and started vocalizing them to strangers. LOVE, the primal force of our world saw what my intentions were, quickly picked up on my level of surrender to just letting things happen and leaving things up to chance, and LOVE wrote out a fruitful path for me, that to stay on, I just have to keep spreading my words, which I do every single moment I can.
I hope you are following me, mom. Love had me meet the right people, tell the right people my story, instill hope in the right people, get the right people to change their minds about suicide, and all I have to do is simply keep track of it all with my little recorder and type it up eventually."
Ada: "Yo me imagino que en la mente de Franklin se dice, "Well, I've tried to call, I did my best, I went back to see if she would marry me again." En su mente almojor penso que toda la culpa lo tuvo Ada. Ada me quito mis hijos."
Victor: "Poco-hombre!"
Ada: La misma terapista me dijo, "Tu no puedes quedarte con ese hombre. Si tu te quedas con ese hombre le vas a hacer dano a tus hijos."
Victor: "You both went to couple's therapy? How did that go? Did you find out about it first? Did you two go together?"
Ada: "Yo los llevava a ustedes a la misa del mariachi a la iglesia Catolica. Y entonces da la causalida que en el church bulletin anunciaron que la archdiossisce tenia una terapista, una marriage counselor. Yo me acuerdo que yo agarre un papelito y ese lunes llame y ella me contesto. Y yo le digo, "Do you speak Spanish?" Me dice, "No dear, but your English is fine."
Entonces, ese dia, me imagino que era martes, ella me dijo que me queria ver. Bueno, yo fui y le conte de lo que estaba pasando. Me dijo, "I would like to do a joint session with Frankin." Se lo dije a Franklin en casa y enotonces, ves, ya le dije a Franklin que nos hibamos a divorciar y que ya no queria nada con el. Cuando decidio venir le dijo a la terapista, "No, la loca es ella."
Despues, tuvimmos otro joint session, y cuando yo finalmente pude hablar con ella sola me dijo, ella se puso en la esquinita de la silla y me aggaro las dos manos y me dice, "You must get a divorce."
Yo le grite, "No! Yo no puedo hacer eso!" I told her, "No, the lord doesn't want me to get a divorce. He's going to be mad at me." Y me aggara las manos y me dice, "The lord is going to be angry at you if you subject your kids to that kind of situation and don't get away."
¡Fue como me quitaron no se cuantas libras de mis hombros! Y yo veni en el caro por el camino bien contenta! Cuando llego a la casa el no estaba. Entonces llame a papi y a mami."
Victor: "Where were we? Where were the kids?"
Ada: "At the daycare. Alla con los negritos."
Victor: "Do you remember when I told you like a black kid, "I ain't fo no mo, I five!" LOL
Ada: "Llegue a casa y llame a papi y mami. Les dige, "Me voy a divorciar." Ellos dijeron, "¡No, mija! No! No! No! Recuerda que tu estas casada para toda la vida." Me dijo Mami, "Nosotros llorabamos por ti, nosotros sabiamos de tu sufrimiento, pero en la iglesia nos ensenan que el matrimonio es sagrado y es para toda la vida. Sigue aguantandolo y alomejor las cosas se mejoran."
Y yo les dije, "No, es que la iglesia Catolica me estan mandando a divorciarme."
Immediatamente que dije eso Papi me dice, "Mija! Cuanto necesitas para el abogado?"
Victor: "Wow! Hahahahah! That's all it took! ::clapping:: Oh mom, what a joy to hear that story!"
Ada: "Me imagino como mis dos padres se habran abrazados llorando. Entonces, my marriage was annulled. Ves, yo ya estaba estudiando por mi master's. That counselor was my inspiration to get a master's in marriage and family therapy."
Victor: Wow.
Ada: "Entonces, cuando yo se lo dije a ella. Ella se llamaba Doctor Maria Liddy. Le dije, "Maria, I am going back to graduate school." She said, "Oh! That's great!" Yo le dije, "I am planning to get a masters in marriage and family therapy." She said, "I knew that." Yo le pregunte como y me dijo, "Because of the kinds of questions you have been asking me." Yo le dije, "Yes, you have been my inspiration."
Entonces cuando yo le dije a Franklin que se iba annular el matrimonio me dice, "Does that mean my kids are bastards?" Le dije yo, "No, they're not because we were married legally at the time, but the thing is you never honored what you promised on the altar, so our marriage is going to be anulled by the Catholic church.
Entonces, en la clase mia de Marriage and Family I befriended a priest. One of my classmates was a priest Gene Hanky. He did EVERYTHING for me! An annulment cost like a thousand dollars. He told me not to worry about it, that he would do everything for me. He did all of the paperwork. I went to the Ecclesial Tribunal."
Victor: "What's that?"
Ada: "Una corte de la iglesia Catolica. It was just three of us. El sasardote Juez y el saserdote abogado. Cuando yo les conte de todo lo que ho habia pasado con Franklin, el juez le dice al abogado, "Do you think she has grounds for anullment?" El abogado dice, "¡Si! Que tiene!"
En esa epocha, la reina de Monaco Grace Kelly she was trying to get an annulment for her daughter and she never could. Los annulments pasaban anos en que la iglesia lo aceptaban. I went to the tribunal en Octubre. Para Febrero ya yo tenia mi annulment. En cuatro meses."
Victor: "Wow! How insulting that must've been to him. Failed once again! Failure is the story of his life. He lied to God!"
Ada: "Y no trabajaba por nada."
Victor: "So he never had a job in San Antonio?"
Ada: "No!"
Victor: "How many years was her here?"
Ada: "Bueno, como vendimos la casa en Puerto Rico, con eso vinimos para haca."
Victor: "Okay, so you came to San Antonio in 1980, right? July?"
Ada: "43 years ago."
Victor: "And when did he go back to Panama?"
Ada: "Yo deria que yo so lo mande a la mama, we were not evenhere two years here. Yo lo heche para alla. Si, porque cuando llegamis vivimos en el South Side."
Victor: "I have no memory of the South Side home."
Ada: "Un apartamento. Dios-mio, eso fue horible. Yo tengo las fotos y todo."
Victor: "I would love for you to send them to me."
Ada: "Papi y Mami despues vinieron y le compraron camitas nuevas para los ninos. I didn't even have a chest of drawers for ustedes. La ropita era en cajas de carton. Despues de eso decidimos vivir en un vecindario lo mas bonito, y entonces yo pude celebrarles la primera navidad a uestedes. Con regalitos, porque Papi siempre me daba suficiente para comprarles regalos. Despues de eso ya nos mudamos al Northeast, por Walzem, creo. Me acuerdo que cuando no mudamos, el todavia no habia hecho los arreglos de la luz, y tuvimos que, estaba como dies grados la temperatura y nosotros todos en el bano. Los cinco dormidos en el bano, calentandolos uno con el otro."
Victor: "Wow, that's pathetic."
Ada: "Aye, no, no, no. Esa fue una cosa horible. Etonces de ahi no quiso trabajar y ese fue el tiempo cuando le dije que se tenia que ir.
Victor: "He never even put in one application?"
Ada: "Not one. He thought he was too good to earn little money, and wouldn't even consider working for minimun wage."
Victor: "What kinds of promises did he make to you before you moved to San Antonio? What kinds of dreams was he planning?"
Ada: "Nothing he told me about."
Victor: "Did he help decide to move to San Antonio?"
Ada: "No, he had nothing to do with that decision."
Victor: "Where did he suggest you'd move to?"
Ada: "No se, pero a el no le gustaba Vega Baja, he thought I was a spoiled brat. Haveces me hablaba mal de Papi y Mami. Yo le dije, "Esta bien, vamonos alli con los gringos tullo."
Entonces ahi fue donde yo conoci el maestro, yo trabajaba en Vega Baja como maestra de home econmics. Ahi yo conoci me supervisor de salud. Despues me lo encontre en el supermercado y el me dijo que vivia en San Antonio.
Aye, lo que yo le dije a Franklin cuando estabamos decidiendo para donde criarlos, yo le dije, "Vamos con los gringos tuyos, pero no a Nueva York, no a Denver, no a Chicago, yo quiero ir a un sitio donde mis hijos esten buen conectados con la cultura latina."
Entonces da la causalidad que me encuentro con ese maestro que se habian mudado para haca para los estados unidos y vivian en San Antonio. Y el me dio su dirreccion.
This nice man opened the door to San Antonio for us. Cuando llegamos ya tenia un cuarto separado en se hogar para nosotros. En el South Side.
Victor: "How lucky we had such a soft landing. It definitely seems like we came where we needed to be, the right, perfect place. What an angel, this man."
Ada: "El nos fue a buscar del aeropuerto, nos llevo a un HEB. Yo le pregunte, "¿Que es eso?" Me dijo, "Es HEB, un supermercado bien grande en San Antonio."
Victor: "Wow, que bienvenidos amaroso nos dieron."
Ada: "Ni quice ir a Nebraska, donde Franklin paso un tiempo antes. No quise ningun otro sitio. Nadamas San Antonio."
Victor: "Wow, that was an awesome story. What was that story about the big box of food, again?"
Ada: "Una ves estaban viendo los munequitos, la television y de momento empiezan ustedes a gritar, "Mama! Mama! Se dano el televisor! Se dano el televisor!" Ya yo sabia lo que era. Nos habian cortado la luz.
Entonces, unas cuantos dias despues, resulto que no habia comida en la casa. Nisiqueira un gallon de leche. Se habia acabado todo la comida. Yo siempre le estaba diciendo a Franklin que se vaya a solicitar food stamps. No hiva."
Victor: "Why wouldn't he go? ¿Que te decia?"
Ada: "Yo ni me acuerdo, pero la cosa es que llegamos ahi."
Victor: "But what would he do all day then? Just lay in the hammock all day?"
Ada: "I don't know. Que pasa es que ese dia el habia salido. Yo no se para donde. Yo no se porque yo no le preguntaba. El salio. ¿Y que pasa? Ustedes tenian hambre, y yo no tenia niciquiera cereal para darles. Empiezo yo a buscar en la cosina para ver que les daba. Estaban gritando que tenian hambre.
Los deje viendo television en la sala y me fui para la cocina sola. Me da un ataque de llantos. Yo calli en rodilla, en la cocina. Extendo los brazos y empiezo a horar. "Senor, mis hijos no teinen comida. Senor, yo no se que voy hacer." Empeze a llorar y llorar y llorar, arollidada y llorando con las manos arriba. Cuando al momento, tuktuktuk, me tocan en la puerta.
Ahi me seco yo las lagrimas para que no me vieran llorar. Entonces, cuando habro la puerta era el cartero con una caja ENORME!
Para que tu veas como Dios nos a protegido. Para mi, eso fue un milagro.
Tanbien, Mami sentia cada ves que Franklin me alsaba la voz. Cada ves Mami me llamaba."
Victor: "A que hora llego el paquete?"
Ada: "Llegaria a las once a algo."
Victor: "What did we have for dinner that night?"
Ada: "Perdoname, dejame decirte todo que vino en la caja. Leche en polvo, leche evaporada, carned beef, latas de comida. me hecharon llautia, calabasa, arroz, ceraal, ciento en bocas para ti. En aquel tiempo Papi almomejor gasta mas de cien dolares para enviarla. Ahi mismo los siento en el comedor, les doy cereal, les doy de todo de lo ellos mandaron. Ciento En Bocas para ti. Entonces me puse yo a cocinar. ¿Que cosine? Yo no me acuerdo. Arroz? Habichuela? Carne de la que ellos no mandaron.
Mira, cuando Franklon entro a la casa olia la casa a comida y el dice, "¡Whooo !! Que rico!"
Victor: "¿A donde se fue? Where had he been?"
Ada: "Yo no se, porque a mi no me imprortaba, lo bueno era que se fuera!"
Victor: "HAHAHAHA!"
Ada: "Entra y dice que rico, y destapa ollas. Y se sirvio antes de que les pude a servir a ustedes."
Victor: "OMG! What a dick! What an entitled motherfucker!
Ada: "Y dijo, "Pues, de donde vino la comida?" Y yo le grite, "Pues, tu suegros, mis padres, que tienen que tragarse el orgullo para que sus nietos coman." Dijo, "Ai, bueno," y se servio y se sento."
Victor: "Gosh, the fucking nerve of that "man." You should have kicked him out right then and there."
Ada: "Fueron muchas las cosas."
Victor: "Okay mom, thank you for yet anotehr great chapter. I have this nifty little recorder that the USB thing sticks out of it and I can transer voice foils easily. I usually just type everything up. Do you mind if I have this call as a voice recording on my blog?"
Ada: "No, not my voice, please."
Victor: "I can type it up still though, right?"
Ada: "Mmmhmm."
Victor: "Great! Thanks for helping me educate the masses, mom. I love you! I want to make you proud, mother. I am doing this for you!
Ada: "It's eleven a clock almost over here."
Victor: "Sweet dreams, mamita linda. I love you!"
Ada: "Ok, bye bye."
Victor: "Bye mom, muah."
Ada: "Te amo, los amo!"
Victor: "Ok, bye mom, I love you!"
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