Anesthetized Fly

  Anesthetized Fly:  who are you
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  im victor
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  that crazy dude thats gonna get weed legalized with the internet
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  and bring world peace
 Anesthetized Fly:  do i know you
 
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  nope
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  wanna read my interesting true story about my walk to the west coast?
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  and get to know me
 Anesthetized Fly:  ok then why are you saying if i have bud
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  i was gonna see if someone could spare a couple hits and smoke me out..
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  its all a numbers game..
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  doesnt hurt to ask right
 Anesthetized Fly:  do you have a pic
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  no sorry, but i can describe myself
 Anesthetized Fly:  i guess
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  25/m/nw san antonio/6'6"/185lbs/puertorican/german/panamanian/italian
 Anesthetized Fly:  so how old are you
 Anesthetized Fly:  i am 18
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  actually, i was looking through my hard drive today and i found this old picture of my and my exgirlfriend
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  i dont look too much like that anymore..
 Anesthetized Fly:  ok  
 Anesthetized Fly:  then i dont want to seeit
 Anesthetized Fly:  where do you live  
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  nw
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  close to 1604/bandera
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  you?
 Anesthetized Fly:  where is at that
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  umm, a little past leon vallet
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  -t +y
 Anesthetized Fly:  do you have a car
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  tonight i do
 Anesthetized Fly:  cool
 Anesthetized Fly:  what do you look like
 Anesthetized Fly:  hello
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  25/m/nw san antonio/6'6"/185lbs/puertorican/german/panamanian/italian
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  im in great shape, im a long-distance walker
 Anesthetized Fly:  ok
 Anesthetized Fly:  ok
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  and you?
 Anesthetized Fly:  what color are your eyes
 Anesthetized Fly:  i go for the eyes and how you look
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  shit-brown
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  hehe
 Anesthetized Fly:  ugly
 Anesthetized Fly:  sorry
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  what?
 Anesthetized Fly:  i am so sexy
 Anesthetized Fly:  your eyes
 Anesthetized Fly:  long hair
 Anesthetized Fly:  a
 Anesthetized Fly:  big
 Anesthetized Fly:  ass
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  i dont believe you
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  prove it
 Anesthetized Fly:  ok
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  :P
 Anesthetized Fly:  ok i will  
 Anesthetized Fly:  and blue eyes
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  well, i got my moms car tonight..wanna go hang out somewhere?
 Anesthetized Fly:  yes
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  cool, what side of town do you live on?
 Anesthetized Fly:  east side
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  damn, closer to 410 or 1604?
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  well, i live on the nw
 Anesthetized Fly:  where all the black people are
 Anesthetized Fly:  yes
 Anesthetized Fly:  i live somewhere down town
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  well hey, youre very tempting and all, but i dont have enough gas to get to the east side and back
 Anesthetized Fly:  514 guff st
 
 Anesthetized Fly:  you suck
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  shit, if i had my own car i would be on my way to tap that ass..i havent had any in like a year
 Anesthetized Fly:  so can i talk you
 Anesthetized Fly:  will i am sorry
 Anesthetized Fly:  do you have a phone
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  not as sorry as i am
 Anesthetized Fly:  how sweet
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  great screen name, by the way
 Anesthetized Fly:  you do have it
 Anesthetized Fly:  so can we have sex
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  i have what?
 Anesthetized Fly:  notthing
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  so what about you? gotta pic?  
 Anesthetized Fly:  i dont have one to give you sorry
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  thats ok, no need to apologize
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  argh..you have no idea how frustrating this is
 Anesthetized Fly:  why
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  because i havent score in a year
 Anesthetized Fly:  ok
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  i keep telling myself im holding out for a relationship, but hey, im only human right
 Anesthetized Fly:  so do you work
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  kinda
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  im writing a book
 Anesthetized Fly:  if want
 Anesthetized Fly:  if what
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  gotmail..
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  theres the summarized story
 Anesthetized Fly:  yes
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  so youre telling me if i could get downtown i might end up scoring?
 Anesthetized Fly:  yes
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  argh
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  where?
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  in the car?
 Anesthetized Fly:  yes that is cool with me
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  wouldnt be with me, its my moms car
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  wish i had an apartment right about now
 Anesthetized Fly:  will in my bed
 Anesthetized Fly:  ok
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  you live with your parents?
 Anesthetized Fly:  yes but my mom is that work
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  how long will she be gone?
 Anesthetized Fly:  unstill 230
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  hmm
 Anesthetized Fly:  do you have kide
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  nope, do you?
 Anesthetized Fly:  kids
 Anesthetized Fly:  no
 Anesthetized Fly:  do you want one
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  sure as hell not now
 Anesthetized Fly:  why not  
 Anesthetized Fly:  i do i love kide
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  i havent stabilized myself yet
 Anesthetized Fly:  why
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  oh, so if i come over there, you want me to get your pregnant?
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  hehe
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  -r
 Anesthetized Fly:  no
 Anesthetized Fly:  yes
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  because i have lots of work to do..
 Anesthetized Fly:  maybe
 Anesthetized Fly:  what
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  read my mail and you'll see
 Anesthetized Fly:  i did
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  tell me about then..
 Anesthetized Fly:  will i cant read it becuase my sister is here
 Anesthetized Fly:  sorry
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  how old is your sister?
 Anesthetized Fly:  why
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  just wondering
 Anesthetized Fly:  you what to fuck her to  
 Anesthetized Fly:  she is gay
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  just wondering if she was a little kid you had to take care of or something
 Anesthetized Fly:  will my sister is only 17
 Anesthetized Fly:  hello
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  well hey, talking to you is just giving me a hard-on, and since i cant get out there..
 Anesthetized Fly:  will give me your number and i will try to go see you
 Anesthetized Fly:  hey
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  umm, no..i should just forget about it
 Anesthetized Fly:  ok
 Anesthetized Fly:  are you bored
 Anesthetized Fly:  will iam
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  yes, very
 Anesthetized Fly:  then do you want to go  
 Anesthetized Fly:  hello
 Anesthetized Fly:  hey you
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  i dont have any money for gas
 Anesthetized Fly:  will get some
 Anesthetized Fly:  dont you work
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  yes, i just dont get paid money
 Anesthetized Fly:  ok
 Anesthetized Fly:  will no sex for you  
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  oh well
 Anesthetized Fly:  oh well  
 Anesthetized Fly:  what
 Anesthetized Fly:  dont you want some
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  sure i do
 Anesthetized Fly:  of me
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  but see, theres the trust issue...
 Anesthetized Fly:  then  
 Anesthetized Fly:  are you sexy
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  i would say so..
 Anesthetized Fly:  what
 Anesthetized Fly:  so
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  ive had this damn condom in my pocket for weeks now..
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  maybe if you lived a little closer
 Anesthetized Fly:  ok
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  i would even ask if you can give me some gas cash, but then again..theres that trust issue again
 Anesthetized Fly:  will to by no sex
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  huh?
 Anesthetized Fly:  bad
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  oh well
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  i guess ill just put it into manual
 Anesthetized Fly:  ok
 Anesthetized Fly:  sex
 Anesthetized Fly:  sex
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  i can only wish
 Anesthetized Fly:  yes just wish
 Anesthetized Fly:  so  
 Anesthetized Fly:  i am so mad that you  
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  sorry
 Anesthetized Fly:  sorry  
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  you didnt do anything
 Anesthetized Fly:  you are not sorry
 Anesthetized Fly:  i know
 Anesthetized Fly:  you did
 Anesthetized Fly:  but so what  
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  yeah, its all my fault
 Anesthetized Fly:  yes
 Anesthetized Fly:  so are you eatting
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  no, why would you think that?
 Anesthetized Fly:  yes you are you are eatting me  
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  i wish
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  id give you a damn good tonguing
 Anesthetized Fly:  so are you palying with your self  let
 Anesthetized Fly:  ok
 Anesthetized Fly:  i will be waiting
 Anesthetized Fly:  i wish you were here  
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  i got it out
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  thinking i might watch a bang bus episode i downloaded earlier
 Anesthetized Fly:  ok play with it and thing of me  
 Anesthetized Fly:  think
 Anesthetized Fly:  of me
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  describe yourself again
 Anesthetized Fly:  long black hair  
 Anesthetized Fly:  a big ass
 Anesthetized Fly:  a sexy body
 Anesthetized Fly:  blue eyes
 Anesthetized Fly:  and i am all for you
 Anesthetized Fly:  so are you doing it let
 Anesthetized Fly:  hello
 Anesthetized Fly:  hey you sexy thing
 Anesthetized Fly:  so are you  
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  sure
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  im leaking  
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  hold on
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  hehe
 Anesthetized Fly:  are you thinking about me
 Anesthetized Fly:  when you did it
 Anesthetized Fly:  hello
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  well, the cyber thing never did much for me..
 Anesthetized Fly:  will i can do it better
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  argh
 Anesthetized Fly:  will i have to go  
 Anesthetized Fly:  now
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  hey
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  i just might go over there
 Anesthetized Fly:  ok
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  give me your number
 Anesthetized Fly:  710-7939
 Anesthetized Fly:  that is my cell
 Anesthetized Fly:  do you know my name
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  no, tell me
 Anesthetized Fly:  kristy
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  ok kristy
 Anesthetized Fly:  so are you coming over
 Anesthetized Fly:  hello
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  im calling your cell
 Anesthetized Fly:  ok
 Anesthetized Fly:  hello
 Anesthetized Fly:  are you going to call me every day
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  yeah, we're getting married and having 4 kids too
 Anesthetized Fly:  what
 Anesthetized Fly:  you want to married me
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  no, i was kidding
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  im never getting married
 Anesthetized Fly:  and why not
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  why?
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  i dont need a legal, binding contract to stay with someone forever..
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  if we love each other, whats the point?
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  marriages cost money and so do divorces
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  and its a simple fact that over time people can change and sometimes you cant, or are not willing to change with them
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  why complicate things?
 Anesthetized Fly:  then why did you say that  
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  i was kidding
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  you were all, "are you gonna call me everyday?"
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  like we were married or something
 Anesthetized Fly:  no but can we
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  nope
 Anesthetized Fly:  then you suck
 Anesthetized Fly:  hello
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  yeah i do, but do you swallow?
 Anesthetized Fly:  what
 Anesthetized Fly:  no
 Anesthetized Fly:  only if you were my man
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  you wanna be my woman?
 Anesthetized Fly:  yes
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  come be my traveling partner..
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  and hitch hike around the country with me
 Anesthetized Fly:  ok
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  now, you cant mind sleeping outside like under bridges and stuff
 Anesthetized Fly:  come get me then
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  and not taking a shower every day
 Anesthetized Fly:  no i cant do that sorry
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  man, like 3 bucks would get me over there tonight
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  >:[
 Anesthetized Fly:  ok
 Anesthetized Fly:  then come  
 Anesthetized Fly:  so are you  
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  hold on, im trying to get some gas money
 Anesthetized Fly:  ok sexy
 Anesthetized Fly:  can i say that i miss you
 Anesthetized Fly:  yes or no
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  if you want
 Anesthetized Fly:  ok sexy
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  now keep in mind if i come over there and we fuck, no strings attached or nothing
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  unless, you rock my world
 Anesthetized Fly:  and i will
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  im gonna call you
 Anesthetized Fly:  ok
 Anesthetized Fly:  you are going to talk to my sister
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  im not coming over there until i actually speak with you..
 Anesthetized Fly:  ok
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  and come to think of it, you havent answered either time ive called...so im a bit wary about the whole thing now
 Anesthetized Fly:  but  can i tell you something
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  yeah, youre probably not even a chick
 Anesthetized Fly:  yes i am  
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  tell me something then
 Anesthetized Fly:  like what
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  you said you were gonna tell me something
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  so tell me something
 Anesthetized Fly:  if i give you my number will you call me
 Anesthetized Fly:  that was my sister cell  
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  what were you gonna tell me?
 Anesthetized Fly:  she wont give the phone to me  
 Anesthetized Fly:  that is what i was going to tell you sexy and that am i going to see you  
 Anesthetized Fly:  hello
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  youre coming to see me?
 Anesthetized Fly:  no  
 Anesthetized Fly:  but you can forget me  
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  ok
 Anesthetized Fly:  if you want  
 Anesthetized Fly:  ok
 Anesthetized Fly:  so bye but call me ok  
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  i thought it was your sisters cellphone
 Anesthetized Fly:  so can i have you number and i will call you  
 Anesthetized Fly:  your
 Anesthetized Fly:  hey
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  no, my mom doesnt want me giving out her number
 Anesthetized Fly:  whatever
 GO TO HELL PUTO:  im only living here temporarily, until i prepare for my next trip
 Anesthetized Fly:  you live with your mom how dump
 Anesthetized Fly:  ok will late
 Anesthetized Fly:  bye