Session Start: Sun Sep 10 10:43:25 2023
[22:43.32] <wptmj> hi shane
[22:43.45] <wptmj> turns out i do have a paypal after all
[22:43.47] <Armorall> what's your paypal
[22:43.54] <Armorall> see I am psychic
[22:44.08] <wptmj> you just need my email, right?
[22:44.49] <Armorall> yep
[22:44.56] <Armorall> that will link it
[22:45.10] <wptmj> laptopnomouse@yahoo.com, i think
[22:48.14] <Armorall> Victor Gruber?
[22:48.26] <Armorall> I hope so cause I already sent it.
[22:48.36] <wptmj> got it, bro, tysm
[22:48.38] <wptmj> :]
[22:49.18] <wptmj> my shirt will get you laid :[]
[22:49.42] <wptmj> A LOT of girls want world peace
[22:49.42] <Armorall> OH GOD I hope not around here or.....I'll be flat like a pancake and dead
[22:49.50] <wptmj> hahaha
[22:50.08] <wptmj> here, you should love this song if youve never head it
[22:50.38] <Armorall> did you see how the pic and message went?
[22:50.44] <wptmj> ＋https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v08WO4fo-pk，
[22:50.49] <Armorall> don't blow it all in one place, buy some weed....
[22:51.26] <wptmj> i am cool with my crazy check and no rent :]
[22:51.36] <Armorall> wow
[22:51.43] <Armorall> heavy petting zoo LOL
[22:51.56] <wptmj> im saving that, gonna pretend like its not there. save it for a rainy day
[22:51.56] <Armorall> sounds like our cars as teenagers
[22:52.14] <wptmj> here, want the karaoke version wtih the lyrics?
[22:52.29] <wptmj> ＋https://drive.google.com/file/d/1JoleRYpdBuvW_3mXyk1UnTwoX_BvqslJ/view，
[22:53.15] <Armorall> ok
[22:53.21] <Armorall> you want funny videos?
[22:54.53] <Armorall> ＋https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_QmvZRS85U&t，
[22:55.34] <wptmj> Did you know pigeons die after having sex?
[22:55.41] <wptmj> Well, at least the one I fucked did.
[22:55.41] <Armorall> they do not
[22:55.44] <wptmj> :P
[22:55.45] <Armorall> HAHAH
[22:55.46] <Armorall> HAHAH
[22:55.47] <Armorall> HGAHAH
[22:56.00] <Armorall> you should watch the videos I am giving
[22:56.02] <wptmj> thats my current favorite
[22:56.05] <Armorall> ＋https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LehnGZDdXeo，
[22:56.11] <wptmj> ok
[22:56.54] <Armorall> then I got one more and I am done
[22:57.00] <Armorall> ＋https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbCDpanT8OI&t，
[22:59.01] <wptmj> LOL child predator
[23:00.05] <Armorall> OH I forgot, you're a weed smoker...I have this song....it's elusive
[23:00.30] <wptmj> LOL, my mexican wifey will love that
[23:00.42] <wptmj> thanks for the content
[23:01.14] <Armorall> ＋https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErdIWyAt9MQ， for us tokers
[23:01.30] <wptmj> if youre not a week smoker prepare to say no to all the people who try to smoke you out wearing that shirt
[23:01.34] <wptmj> weed*
[23:02.01] <Armorall> dude. I smoked weed almost everyday since I was 14....riding my bicycle around the hood
[23:02.04] <wptmj> cool, us tokers
[23:02.14] <Armorall> cept when I was in the army 2 years
[23:02.24] <wptmj> didnt cheat, ever?
[23:02.48] <Armorall> Oh hell no, not in the Army. National guard yes, army no
[23:02.55] <wptmj> what did you do in the army again?
[23:03.04] <wptmj> job?
[23:03.06] <Armorall> Armor Crewman M60A3 and M1 tanks
[23:03.10] <Armorall> 19E/19K
[23:03.27] <wptmj> but you never saw a battlefield?
[23:03.40] <Armorall> do fake battlefields count?
[23:03.49] <Armorall> with laser tag
[23:03.50] <wptmj> online maybe :]
[23:03.52] <Armorall> on tanks
[23:04.07] <Armorall> we had these sensors that went on every man and vehicle
[23:04.13] <Armorall> even choppers and shit
[23:04.19] <wptmj> thats good though. this country IS NOT worth dying and killing for
[23:04.43] <Armorall> well does a line of 14 national guardsman shooting at me with 1 shot 9mm devices count?
[23:04.50] <Armorall> REAL rounds
[23:05.01] <wptmj> why were you in that position?
[23:05.07] <wptmj> training?
[23:06.02] <Armorall> Hey,,,Go down there and take the range markers down, we're done for the day (says the main safety officer), okay sure, walking there then pew pew I see dust fly, OH shit they're fucking shooting at me. I yell REAL loud, and they stop.
[23:06.22] <wptmj> ahh, just fucking with the rookie
[23:06.28] <wptmj> psyche!
[23:06.42] <Armorall> I come back, ask what happened? OH he magically forgot to tell the other saftey officers!
[23:06.52] <wptmj> geez
[23:07.11] <wptmj> you are all, fuck you guys, i am going home
[23:07.15] <wptmj> like cartman
[23:07.24] <Armorall> but trust me, underground mining was 2x worse than the army even, but I got paid 4x as much maybe 6x as much
[23:07.24] <wptmj> hehe
[23:07.50] <wptmj> nice, you found an underground loophole
[23:08.02] <Armorall> I dunno I was making 120 G a year for my last 6 years of that and it that was 13 years ago
[23:08.03] <wptmj> and you got paid!
[23:08.24] <wptmj> let the suckers fight it out at sea level
[23:08.34] <Armorall> my wife was only making 30 G a year,,,,and lazy as shit,,,I worked 17 hour days and she worked 8 and I still had to do most
[23:08.57] <wptmj> yeah, my wife is a lazy ass too
[23:09.01] <wptmj> because i spoil her so much
[23:09.09] <wptmj> she barely lifts a finger
[23:09.22] <Armorall> she'll get fat that way
[23:09.29] <wptmj> but i promised her dad i would take care of her before he died
[23:09.39] <Armorall> OH that's sweet!
[23:09.47] <Armorall> Is she at least nice to you?
[23:09.51] <wptmj> he became my dad
[23:09.55] <wptmj> i adopted him
[23:09.58] <Armorall> Ok
[23:10.22] <wptmj> downloaded over 700 mariachi songs from his youth
[23:10.26] <wptmj> he died happy
[23:10.41] <wptmj> burning him cds on a daily basis
[23:10.51] <Armorall> Note to retarded humans: Do not wake a man up 4 hours after his 17 hour shift, Let him sleep till it's time to go.
[23:11.10] <wptmj> not only is she nice, but recently i am getting her to join my in my fight
[23:11.17] <wptmj> and start documenting her own life
[23:11.19] <Armorall> what is your fight?
[23:11.37] <wptmj> so we can have another perspective
[23:11.44] <Armorall> AHHH. I did notice you have good writing skills!
[23:11.50] <wptmj> which should verify my sincerity even more
[23:12.05] <wptmj> and gain all the children's trust
[23:12.18] <Armorall> ok
[23:12.20] <wptmj> then power in numbers is going to really kick in
[23:12.21] <Armorall> what is your fight?
[23:12.32] <wptmj> trying to balance the world
[23:12.48] <Armorall> I already live that way
[23:12.57] <Armorall> brb 11 min smoke break
[23:13.04] <wptmj> ok
[23:13.42] <wptmj> please read my odyssey when you get the chance. my walk to california story.
[23:13.49] <wptmj> ＋https://laughdispenser.blogspot.com/p/ody.html，
[23:16.07] <Armorall> okay
[23:21.16] <wptmj> are people in kansas doing dabs?
[23:21.28] <wptmj> thc cocentrate?
[23:22.38] <Armorall> delta stuff, even delta concentrate, which I am using and it's strong as shit
[23:22.53] <wptmj> sweet
[23:23.09] <wptmj> i dab with a nectar collector
[23:23.20] <Armorall> You look...like les claypool
[23:23.27] <wptmj> feel like a tweaker heating it with a butane torch
[23:23.33] <Armorall> OMG
[23:23.35] <Armorall> OMH
[23:23.36] <Armorall> LOL
[23:23.41] <Armorall> LOL I am dying laughing
[23:23.46] <wptmj> :P
[23:24.06] <wptmj> great, you know me, i like being a laugh dispenser :]
[23:25.08] <Armorall> I wish I knew more about my gf's area of the world...Roi Et, Thailand
[23:25.09] <wptmj> like i cant take dabs in the neighborhood parks, lol
[23:25.30] <wptmj> googlemap it at least
[23:25.31] <Armorall> Yeah that would look bad
[23:25.37] <Armorall> she showed me
[23:26.04] <Armorall> I qualify to go there for retirement visa, except my criminal record
[23:26.05] <wptmj> oh yeah! i noticed on a zilla page for my house those couches are there!
[23:26.12] <Armorall> YES
[23:26.12] <wptmj> like you mentioned
[23:26.14] <Armorall> LOL
[23:26.15] <Armorall> LOL
[23:26.17] <Armorall> LOL
[23:26.22] <wptmj> that was a trip
[23:26.28] <Armorall> I was like wtf are couches doing at the end of the driveway
[23:26.29] <Armorall> LOL
[23:26.43] <Armorall> there was no for sale sign on them or anything
[23:26.52] <Armorall> I was like Hmm place for people to chill?
[23:26.52] <wptmj> tat was back in june after we had a yard sale
[23:27.27] <Armorall> You have a big house!
[23:27.44] <wptmj> check out my revolutionary yard sale sign
[23:28.11] <Armorall> LOL
[23:28.14] <Armorall> LOL
[23:28.49] <wptmj> in going through all the junk in the garage i found an old art project her brothers had done in high school of CHE
[23:29.23] <wptmj> i saw it and was all, "perfect!"
[23:29.31] <Armorall> LOL
[23:30.18] <Armorall> we have a sign on our fence that says trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.
[23:30.40] <wptmj> oh, and then i cleverly called a real estate guy, and fed him this bullshit about how i was so desperate to move, that i wanted to leave all the junk in the house and reduce the closing price, even by half
[23:31.00] <wptmj> he got all excited i was a sure sale, and even called to have the coming soon sign put up
[23:31.11] <Armorall> LOL
[23:31.35] <wptmj> which her brother who lives in the same neighborhood saw! and he ended up having the money to match the best offer
[23:31.40] <wptmj> and its staying in the family now
[23:31.51] <Armorall> WOW cool!
[23:32.21] <wptmj> i only involved the real estate guy to find out a good asking price....because my wife was sure her brother would lowball us.
[23:32.43] <Armorall> So how can I assist you in your journey sir?
[23:32.52] <wptmj> a bit sneaky, but fuck that real estate fucker. sheisty fucker's gonna pay
[23:32.53] <Armorall> Where are you at now in your life?
[23:32.59] <wptmj> i am ratting him out to his boss
[23:33.47] <wptmj> but plot thickens..her brother is taking too long. so we are going to the bank tomorrow and secure a loan putting the house for collateral. fixing it up, and renting it out instead!
[23:33.56] <wptmj> then get the fuck out of this hellhole town
[23:34.15] <Armorall> Where are you headed?
[23:34.21] <wptmj> back to headquarters
[23:34.24] <wptmj> texas
[23:34.30] <Armorall> AHH good plan
[23:34.38] <Armorall> People in Texas haven't changed
[23:34.42] <Armorall> not like uhmm you know
[23:34.45] <wptmj> dude, so many people are going to remember me bcak home
[23:34.52] <wptmj> i walked the fuck out of my town
[23:35.04] <wptmj> ever been to san antonio?
[23:35.16] <wptmj> i was always telloing my story to anyone who would listen
[23:35.29] <wptmj> every single bus driver has heard my world peace through marijuana story
[23:35.38] <wptmj> every pretty girl on the bus
[23:35.43] <wptmj> hell, even the ugly ones
[23:36.12] <wptmj> when they see i am back and still at it, my blog is going to soar
[23:36.36] <wptmj> you can help me by wearing my shirt
[23:37.14] <wptmj> so now i am sure you can better understand why i was so willing to give it away
[23:37.45] <wptmj> finally, good, healthy, beneficial spam
[23:39.04] <wptmj> "Seems like spam could be used to actually get a message out in a very quick and widespread way about injustice, working for peace, and other political issues. Why hasn't this happened yet? Spamming is so easy and inexpensive - seems like a perfect tool for subversion."
[23:41.25] <Armorall> I don't believe in subversion.
[23:41.39] <wptmj> call it indirectness then
[23:42.09] <Armorall> a greater entity influencing lesser beings is bad
[23:42.27] <wptmj> revealing to everyone our combined power is good
[23:43.08] <Armorall> of course it is, but the problem is it's proactive, not preactive
[23:43.19] <wptmj> lets educate the lesser beings so there are more of us
[23:43.29] <wptmj> lets raise em up
[23:43.54] <wptmj> not sure what preactive means
[23:44.06] <wptmj> laziness?
[23:44.11] <Armorall> errr
[23:44.16] <Armorall> wait bad wording
[23:44.31] <wptmj> and being proactive is part of the solution
[23:44.37] <Armorall> yes
[23:44.43] <Armorall> I meant the other way around
[23:44.50] <Armorall> Good always comes after the bad
[23:44.57] <Armorall> and it needs to happen BEFORE the bad
[23:44.58] <wptmj> people may doubt what you say..
[23:45.08] <wptmj> hold up
[23:45.17] <Armorall> OMG if you only knew what was coming to this world
[23:45.21] <wptmj> ive got a fitting quote
[23:45.51] <wptmj> "Miracles do not happen in contradiction of nature, but in contradiction with what we know about nature."
[23:45.53] <wptmj> - Augustine
[23:46.01] <Armorall> :)
[23:46.11] <wptmj> :]
[23:46.13] <Armorall> I don't like the Romans
[23:46.14] <Armorall> LOL
[23:46.28] <wptmj> ooh, just got some fresh roman jokes!
[23:46.43] <Armorall> Romans = Nazi's = how the usa police is getting
[23:47.25] <Armorall> see?
[23:47.28] <wptmj> I can't remember how to write 1,1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals.
[23:47.33] <wptmj> IM LIVID.
[23:47.40] <Armorall> VI is 6
[23:47.51] <wptmj> yeah, thought it wasnt perfect
[23:47.58] <Armorall> X something is 500
[23:48.20] <Armorall> Can you leave your body in spirit?
[23:48.59] <wptmj> Never give a roman a high five.
[23:49.03] <wptmj> He'll give you HIV.
[23:49.08] <Armorall> LOL
[23:49.09] <Armorall> LOL
[23:49.11] <Armorall> LOL
[23:49.12] <wptmj> :P
[23:50.29] <Armorall> I would really humans raise themselves.....So I guess I have to enter hell and show the assholes who I am.
[23:51.11] <Armorall> Oh and I work both ways, I don't want "angels" influencing humans either
[23:51.19] <Armorall> get it?
[23:51.49] <wptmj> goodness will influence us
[23:52.23] <Armorall> I am me. I am sent me. I want everyone to influence themselves without outside influences greater than they are that they do not even understand.
[23:52.56] <Armorall> :)
[23:54.58] <wptmj> here's my shipping receipt, btw
[23:55.01] <wptmj> ＋https://laughdispenser.blogspot.com/p/shane.html，
[23:55.39] <Armorall> eh I don't care, but thanks
[23:55.44] <Armorall> I believed you anyway
[23:56.11] <wptmj> just in case
[23:56.36] <wptmj> it means a lot you want one
[23:56.40] <Armorall> That's how me and Agothx got into it, which made me and everyone in #ufos get into it, well sort of but there's more than that
[23:57.20] <wptmj> i am with you on influence
[23:57.30] <Armorall> I sent him a phone to Norway, cost me 50.00 with insurance (I had an extra he said his was broke), it got rejected by customs, then he said I never sent it. I showed him the pic of the receipt and he said I lied
[23:57.30] <wptmj> theres way too many bullshitters online
[23:57.41] <Armorall> then I got it back 6 fucking months later
[23:57.44] <Armorall> from the mail
[23:57.50] <wptmj> crazy
[23:58.13] <Armorall> Then 5 or 6 people on #ufos all at once within 45 min told me to kill myself
[23:58.17] <Armorall> OH man that was it for me
[23:58.22] <Armorall> it was war
[23:58.25] <wptmj> reminds me of my badass crocs i ordered from ebay, they never came to i cancelled it, got my money back...
[23:58.30] <wptmj> and they eventually came
[23:58.33] <wptmj> anyway
[23:59.11] <Armorall> EWWWWW crocs...idiocracy
[23:59.24] <wptmj> theyre my walkers
[23:59.33] <Armorall> Okay, now lets get down to business, since I see what you're trying to do
[23:59.40] <wptmj> ok
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