BiGmiCkEy415: ok
BiGmiCkEy415: what the hell are you on?
GO TO HELL PUTO: cool, give me a minute
BiGmiCkEy415: an acid trip?
BiGmiCkEy415: that was a pretty random IM you know
GO TO HELL PUTO: i imed the whole room
BiGmiCkEy415: lol
BiGmiCkEy415: why don't you go tell people this in person?
BiGmiCkEy415: people online only care about themselves numbnuts
BiGmiCkEy415: and in general
GO TO HELL PUTO: i answer that question in my story..
GO TO HELL PUTO: all questions
BiGmiCkEy415: ok einstein
GO TO HELL PUTO: there you go, if you like, email me at: writeprotect@hotmail.com..this sn could die any day for
bulk mailing..i got plenty more good, free non-fiction..
BiGmiCkEy415: ok
BiGmiCkEy415: nice screen name by the way nutcase...
GO TO HELL PUTO: thanks
GO TO HELL PUTO: wacka wacka wacka
BiGmiCkEy415: hey get take some of your medication before you start foaming at the mouth
GO TO HELL PUTO: i say no to drugs...
GO TO HELL PUTO: hey
GO TO HELL PUTO: ever notice how the words "sane" and "same" are so similar?
BiGmiCkEy415: yes
GO TO HELL PUTO: why does everyone want to be the same?
GO TO HELL PUTO: when we are all different
BiGmiCkEy415: i agree
BiGmiCkEy415: nobody is the same
BiGmiCkEy415: it's all an act most of the time
GO TO HELL PUTO: how can a society of different people all follow the same rules?
BiGmiCkEy415: because they know the severe consequences
GO TO HELL PUTO: such as?
GO TO HELL PUTO: what? jail?
GO TO HELL PUTO: ha jail is a joke..
BiGmiCkEy415: it depends on what rule you break
BiGmiCkEy415: have you been in there before to make such an assumption?
GO TO HELL PUTO: in jail, you have a roof over your head, food in your stomach and somebody else is paying for it..
BiGmiCkEy415: yeah while your cell mate is borrowing your ass hole
GO TO HELL PUTO: thats what criminals get..a life free of responsibility..
GO TO HELL PUTO: here, lemme send you another story of mine..
BiGmiCkEy415: why the hell are you IM me with this garbage?
BiGmiCkEy415: let me read this first
GO TO HELL PUTO: ok, take your time
BiGmiCkEy415: everything you send is based on true events that you have experienced?
GO TO HELL PUTO: yes, nothing but the truth..
GO TO HELL PUTO: all my stuff is like that..i just document my life
BiGmiCkEy415: so your whole life you have been roaming the world like a god damn nomad?
GO TO HELL PUTO: no, i had to go through all the experiences that made all the problems obvious to me..
BiGmiCkEy415: why don't you just write a book then instead of going on here?
BiGmiCkEy415: make money
GO TO HELL PUTO: read my mail dude..
GO TO HELL PUTO: i got it all figured out
BiGmiCkEy415: i am as we speak
GO TO HELL PUTO: ok
BiGmiCkEy415: (I had been sending all my ideas to the SF chatroom on AOL, they were kind of expecting me). They told me it was $42. Shit, I only had $37. I needed 5 bucks.
BiGmiCkEy415: i don't understand that
BiGmiCkEy415: clarify that for me please
GO TO HELL PUTO: what dont you understand about it?
BiGmiCkEy415: aol was expecting you?
BiGmiCkEy415: they were giving you ideas?
BiGmiCkEy415: how the hell did you go on if you were on your journey?
GO TO HELL PUTO: no, i had been bombarding the SF chat rooms with my stuff..
GO TO HELL PUTO: before
GO TO HELL PUTO: i left
BiGmiCkEy415: oh i see
GO TO HELL PUTO: i had, past tense
BiGmiCkEy415: hey this is very funny...
BiGmiCkEy415: i was just starting to motivate myself in life, thanks for the e-mail
BiGmiCkEy415: makes me appreciate life more and work harder for things i need
BiGmiCkEy415: you there?
GO TO HELL PUTO: im sorry
GO TO HELL PUTO: i was sending out my stuff
GO TO HELL PUTO: my email makes you appreciate life more?
BiGmiCkEy415: yes
GO TO HELL PUTO: wow kickass
BiGmiCkEy415: and i was thinking about the same thing when you sent it to me
BiGmiCkEy415: just a coincidence
BiGmiCkEy415: i was another junk mail
GO TO HELL PUTO: weird wacky stuff
BiGmiCkEy415: yes
BiGmiCkEy415: i wouldn't mind taking a voyage like this though
BiGmiCkEy415: but it takes brass balls
GO TO HELL PUTO: whats stopping you?
BiGmiCkEy415: my mind
GO TO HELL PUTO: smoke some weed, hehe
BiGmiCkEy415: i wasted 1 1/2 years after i finished high school
GO TO HELL PUTO: open your mind
BiGmiCkEy415: i wasn't ambitious at all
GO TO HELL PUTO: do you a wife/kids/car/girlfriend?
BiGmiCkEy415: car
BiGmiCkEy415: i turned 20 last month
GO TO HELL PUTO: cool, you can always come back for that..
BiGmiCkEy415: i used to walk everywhere like crazy
BiGmiCkEy415: i want to the mountains for a week
GO TO HELL PUTO: perfect
BiGmiCkEy415: it was insane
GO TO HELL PUTO: go back
GO TO HELL PUTO: go somewhere else
GO TO HELL PUTO: learn
BiGmiCkEy415: walking is healthy and gets your mind off of things
GO TO HELL PUTO: right on
BiGmiCkEy415: but i don't know
GO TO HELL PUTO: hey, im gonna go get some gasoline for my stomach, brb
BiGmiCkEy415: i want to start college in june though
BiGmiCkEy415: i don't wanna be real old getting a degree you know
GO TO HELL PUTO: traditional schools only teach you how to be like everybody else..
GO TO HELL PUTO: not only do you remember the stuff out of the books(if youre lucky because the shit stays in the books)
BiGmiCkEy415: yeah but without a degree, will i work for $5 an hour my whole life?
BiGmiCkEy415: i know
GO TO HELL PUTO: you are also programmed with the professor's bias' and opinions.
GO TO HELL PUTO: which arent necessarily right
BiGmiCkEy415: but i need an education to make more money
GO TO HELL PUTO: if theres anything i need/want to know..i learn it on my own..
GO TO HELL PUTO: isnt that what the internet is for?
BiGmiCkEy415: i don't give a shit about the education itself
BiGmiCkEy415: yes
GO TO HELL PUTO: dude..money doesnt mean jack shit
BiGmiCkEy415: it does when you are trying to have a roof over your hrad
BiGmiCkEy415: head*
BiGmiCkEy415: i don't want to be like a gypsy
GO TO HELL PUTO: if you find yourself without a home..go traveling..
GO TO HELL PUTO: go let shit happen
BiGmiCkEy415: yeah i will try
GO TO HELL PUTO: well dude, im gonna go eat
GO TO HELL PUTO: peace brother
GO TO HELL PUTO: drive carefully
BiGmiCkEy415: how old are you anyways?
GO TO HELL PUTO: 25
BiGmiCkEy415: oh i see
BiGmiCkEy415: still young
BiGmiCkEy415: where do you live now?
GO TO HELL PUTO: at my mothers temporarily
GO TO HELL PUTO: she thinks im crazy too
BiGmiCkEy415: lol
GO TO HELL PUTO: but the guilt would never let her kick me out..
GO TO HELL PUTO: im gonna plan for my sequel-trip..
BiGmiCkEy415: so you will keep travelling until the end of time?
GO TO HELL PUTO: east
GO TO HELL PUTO: no, i might find somewhere i like and settle down for a year or two
BiGmiCkEy415: ok
GO TO HELL PUTO: i want to find me a traveling partner/girlfriend
BiGmiCkEy415: well those are hard to find
GO TO HELL PUTO: then i'll really be the happiest man in the world..
BiGmiCkEy415: have you had many gf's?
GO TO HELL PUTO: when i get my global-voice...ill put out the word on the web
GO TO HELL PUTO: describe my ideal girl
GO TO HELL PUTO: nah..ive usually stuck to myself
GO TO HELL PUTO: ive only had one real girlfriend..i was with her for 4 years
GO TO HELL PUTO: but she thinks im crazy too...
BiGmiCkEy415: that's cool
BiGmiCkEy415: when did that end with her?
GO TO HELL PUTO: just after i wanted to break up with her though..
GO TO HELL PUTO: a little over a year ago..
GO TO HELL PUTO: her loss, totally
BiGmiCkEy415: oh i see
BiGmiCkEy415: like me
BiGmiCkEy415: late bloomer right?
GO TO HELL PUTO: right on
GO TO HELL PUTO: hungry late bloomer
GO TO HELL PUTO: brb
BiGmiCkEy415: i see you like water
BiGmiCkEy415: well i drink 1-2 gallons a day
BiGmiCkEy415: not tap though
GO TO HELL PUTO: dude, youre more ready for a good trip than most people i know..
BiGmiCkEy415: excellent story
GO TO HELL PUTO: thank you
BiGmiCkEy415: yeah i love adventure
GO TO HELL PUTO: and thats just the summary i tell people from memory..
BiGmiCkEy415: and i am open minded
BiGmiCkEy415: so where is part 2?
GO TO HELL PUTO: i have 12 cassettes full of details
GO TO HELL PUTO: you didnt get it?
BiGmiCkEy415: i have been having visions the past few years bro
BiGmiCkEy415: ok it's here
BiGmiCkEy415: brb
BiGmiCkEy415: aol sucks
GO TO HELL PUTO: ive never had a vision..
GO TO HELL PUTO: yeah, thats why i dont pay for it..
GO TO HELL PUTO: and when you dont pay for it, you can have screen names like this one
BiGmiCkEy415: good
GO TO HELL PUTO: blatent sn violations..but i dont give a shit
GO TO HELL PUTO: hehe
BiGmiCkEy415: how do you not pay for it?
BiGmiCkEy415: well i am very big on saving money also
GO TO HELL PUTO: i crack peoples passwords..
BiGmiCkEy415: especially with the gas prices now
GO TO HELL PUTO: dumb people who have easy to guess pw's like aol123 and password
BiGmiCkEy415: oh and under their account you create a screen name for yourself?
GO TO HELL PUTO: ride the bus
GO TO HELL PUTO: yeah
BiGmiCkEy415: i see
BiGmiCkEy415: yeah fuck the gas prices now
GO TO HELL PUTO: fuck cars
BiGmiCkEy415: i pay so much insurance for a shitty old car
BiGmiCkEy415: i have to bust my balls to pay just for the gas
GO TO HELL PUTO: if you get hurt in a bus accident, which wouldnt be too likely, your hospital bills would be paid for by the bus company
GO TO HELL PUTO: insurance is one big scam
BiGmiCkEy415: i have blown so much money on shit these past few years
BiGmiCkEy415: yes
BiGmiCkEy415: and buses are more safe
GO TO HELL PUTO: and they keep you active..
BiGmiCkEy415: yes
GO TO HELL PUTO: mentally too..
BiGmiCkEy415: i have taken them all my life
BiGmiCkEy415: they also help you learn the city good as hell
BiGmiCkEy415: cheape
GO TO HELL PUTO: right on
BiGmiCkEy415: cheaper*
GO TO HELL PUTO: sell your car
BiGmiCkEy415: save a shitload of money
GO TO HELL PUTO: with that money, prepare for your trip
BiGmiCkEy415: if i had a career i can make that money quick but i'm young
BiGmiCkEy415: yeah i know
GO TO HELL PUTO: umm..theres always telemarketing
BiGmiCkEy415: i bet you know all the tricks to saving every penny huh?
BiGmiCkEy415: maybe
GO TO HELL PUTO: even though its an evil business..its serves its purpose
BiGmiCkEy415: i want to cancel my cell phone this month when the contract expires also
GO TO HELL PUTO: good
BiGmiCkEy415: yes
GO TO HELL PUTO: cell phones are for the lazy
BiGmiCkEy415: well if you think about it, it's only good for emergencies
BiGmiCkEy415: but they have knew ones out
BiGmiCkEy415: where you only pay for the minute you use it
GO TO HELL PUTO: thatd be cool, id hardly ever use it
BiGmiCkEy415: same here
BiGmiCkEy415: i fucking never use a minute
BiGmiCkEy415: stupid mistale
BiGmiCkEy415: mistake*
GO TO HELL PUTO: well dude..i am delighted to hear i had a positive effect on somebody today..i'm gonna go get all stoned in the back yard and come back and type up some chapters
GO TO HELL PUTO: good luck dude
BiGmiCkEy415: lol
BiGmiCkEy415: hey are you back yet?
GO TO HELL PUTO: yeah, im listening to my cassettes and typing it up
GO TO HELL PUTO: wishing i had a cigarette
BiGmiCkEy415: i really enjoyed it bro
GO TO HELL PUTO: thats awesome
GO TO HELL PUTO: :]
GO TO HELL PUTO: ive got some other stories if you want me to send
BiGmiCkEy415: i have to go now but i will see you later
BiGmiCkEy415: go ahead and send
GO TO HELL PUTO: ok
BiGmiCkEy415: you better not fuck with my account though
BiGmiCkEy415: because i know where you live
BiGmiCkEy415: ok good
GO TO HELL PUTO: lol
BiGmiCkEy415: Hey
GO TO HELL PUTO: yeah?
BiGmiCkEy415: Nice stories
GO TO HELL PUTO: thanks, you read em all?
BiGmiCkEy415: yes
GO TO HELL PUTO: cool
BiGmiCkEy415: very interesting
GO TO HELL PUTO: here, ill send you a couple days out of my journal
BiGmiCkEy415: wait
GO TO HELL PUTO: ok
BiGmiCkEy415: i am busy doing something else
BiGmiCkEy415: hey are you german by the way?
GO TO HELL PUTO: you can read them whenever
GO TO HELL PUTO: part
GO TO HELL PUTO: last name is gruber
BiGmiCkEy415: yes
BiGmiCkEy415: i know
BiGmiCkEy415: it's a german last name
BiGmiCkEy415: what's the other half?
GO TO HELL PUTO: puertorican/german/panamanian/italian
BiGmiCkEy415: oh i see
BiGmiCkEy415: cool
GO TO HELL PUTO: i was born in puerto rico, moved to san antonio when i was 3
BiGmiCkEy415: i'm italian/puerto rican/spanish
BiGmiCkEy415: and russian
GO TO HELL PUTO: cool
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