hangupnow

 This one is worth typing up too!

Mark:  "This is Mark"

Brad: "Mark, hang up the phone."

Mark: "Hang up the phone?"

Brad: "Yeah, hang up the phone."

Mark:  "Why?"

Brad:  "Because I am telling you to hang up the phone."

Mark:  "Who is this?"

Brad:  "Don't worry about it.  Just hang up the phone."

Mark:  "Who is this?"

Brad:  "Hang up the phone!"

Mark:  "Tell me who this is."

Brad:  "Listen, god damnit.  Hang up your phone!"

Mark:  "Who is this?"  

Brad:  "Hang up the motherfucking phone, Mark."

Mark:  "You need to tell me who this is."

Brad:  "No, you need to hang up the phone!"

Mark:  "Who is this!"

Brad:  "Don't worry about it, just hang up your phone, Mark."

Mark:  "I want to know who this is."

Brad:  "Well, you're not going to find out.  Just hang up the phone.  Hang it up."

Mark hands the phone to some other dumbass.

Dumbass: "Hello, this is Dumbass.  What can I do for you?"

Brad:  "I don't know who the fuck you are.  Just hang up the phone."  

Dumbass:  "Did you call us?"

Brad:  "Yeah, and I am asking you to hang up the phone."

Dumbass:  "Oh, okay then.  Don't call back here.  

Brad:  "Just hang up the phone.  And we'll see."

Dumbass:  "Can you hang up the phone?"

Brad:  "No! You hang up the phone!"

Dumbass:  "You're not going to tell me what to do, so if you want to hang up go ahead and hang up."

Brad:  "No, you hang up the phone!  You stupid dick-face!  You better hang it up."

Dumbass:  "I don't have to do shit."

Brad:  "No, you're going to.  You better hang up that phone."

Dumbass:  "I've got unlimited minutes, asshole.  I can leave it here for hours."

Brad:  "I've got unlimited minutes too!"

Dumbass:  "Welp, I guess I'll just tie your phone up."

Brad:  "Just hang up the god-damned phone!"

Dumbass:  "Nope."

Brad:  "Yes!"

Dumbass:  "I don't know why we would be hanging up the phone.  Why don't you hang up the phone?"

Brad:  "Why don't you hang up the phone?  Why would you just sit here and listen to this?"

Dumbass:  "Because I can't understand why you're being like this.  You called us."

Brad:  "Just don't worry about it and hang up."

Dumbass talking to his dumbass wife:  "It's some sort of scam.  And he wants us to hang up, so I can just leave it."

Brad:  "You guys better hang up!"

Dumbass:  "I don't have to do anything, asshole.  Who the fuck do you think you are?"

Brad:  "Yes, you do!  You better hang up the phone!"

Dumbas:  "You called me!  Why should I better hang up the phone?"

Brad:  "Because I said to.  I told you.  Hang up the phone."

Dumnbass:  "You told me?  You don't tell me shit, Dick Tracy.  Now why are you fucking calling here?"  

Brad:  "Hey, that's none of your business.  Just hang up the phone."

Dumbass:  "What do you mean it's none of my business.  You called MY cellphone that's registered to my business and it's none of my busiess why you called?"

Brad:  "Just don't worry about it.  Just hang up the phone."

Dumbass:  "No, I am not hanging up the phone."

Brad:  "You better hang it up, you big dumb retard."

Dumbass:  "Oh yeah, and what are you going to do to me if I don't hang it up?"

Brad:  "Nothing.  Nothing at all, but you better hang it up."

Dumbass:  "Then you can just stay on the line as much as you want."

Brad:  "I want you to hang it up."

***  I'm going to stop right there.  Hopefully that will entice you enough to listen to it.  Thanks again Brad, you are a master!