chili

 

The waiter brings the bowls to their table but has his thumb down in the chili in one bowl.

One guy says "Hey, why is your thumb in my chili?"

The waiter says "Well I have arthritis and the warmth feels good"

The guy says "Well why don't you stick your thumb up your ass where it's warm all the time?"

The waiter says " I do, whenever I am back in the kitchen".