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Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? < Barack--Obama > 2023-11-30 10:04 

John went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very

secluded rural area of Saskatchewan. After spending a great
evening chatting the night away, the next morning John's
grandfather prepared a breakfast of bacon, eggs, and toast.

However, John noticed a film-like substance on his plate. He
questioned his grandfather, "Are these plates clean?"

His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can
get 'em. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"

For lunch the old man made hamburgers.

Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared
to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried
egg. He asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"

Without looking up, the old man said, "I told you before,
Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them.
Now don't you fret. I don't want to hear another word about
it!"

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town,
and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to
growl and wouldn't let him pass.

John yelled and said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me
get to my car!"

Without diverting his attention from the football game he
was watching on TV, the old man shouted, "Coldwater, go lay
down now, yah hear me!"