Ego

I am not an egomaniac.  I am not full of myself.  I don't think I am better than anyone else.  I can, however, pretend to be one and find these jokes funny.  Can you?

 1.  Ironically, it’s my humility that makes me so much better than everyone else.

2.  I and I alone can cure bloated egos.

3.  Hello, you've reached 1-800-NARCISSIST.

How can you help me? 

4.  I have a superiority complex. I'll wait while you look that up.

5.  You know what's really great about being a narcissist?

Me.

6.  My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.

7.  My wife said I'm full of myself.  Anyway, enough about her.

8.  People call me self centered.  But that’s enough about them.