godck

This short 3 minute vid is totally worth typing up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5xs_O6sI3c

      Do you guys think there's a god?  How many of you, by applause, believe there is a god.  How many people?  Hmm, that's about thirty out of fourteen hundred.  That's nice.  THAT SHIT'S OVER.  It's just fuckin' over.  Going to a church is like going to a roller skating rink on a Wednesday.  It's like, "This used to be something.  What happened?"  

     I don't know, I don't think there's a god.  And that's not a conviction.  I just don't suppose, I just reckon there ain't.  I RECKON THERE AIN'T NO LORD.  

     And because I don't believe in god, I FUCKING HOPE THERE'S NOT A GOD.  If you don't believe in god you better fucking hope, you better get on your knees and pray, "Please god, don't be."  Because that's a bad thing to be wrong about.  That's a BAD wrong.  You are an athiest your whole life and you die, then you're all, "Aw, FUCK you are sitting there with a beard and everything, FUCK.

     Being wrong the other way is not a big problem.  If you believe in god and you're wrong, you don't really have a problem.  It gives you a little comfort in your stupid life.  And then at the end you're just seriously dissapointed, for like a second.  It's the last feeling you get to have.  You die and you're all, "Nothing?  Seriously, nothing?"  Yeah, just get in the dumpster, sorry.  Sorry, you're just garbage now.  If you don't believe in god, thhat's what you believe.  When you die you're just garbage.  You are your family's newest garbage.