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      Copy this ad as-is and paste it everywhere.  Leave it all uncapitalized and unpunctuated.  Keep it simple, please.

"have these jokes dot blog free entertainment enjoy this gift peace through laughter who wants to help me spam for peace copy this entire post and paste it everywhere everything is free for everybody if everyone reads this there will be world peace lets make everything else in the world simple and harmless like this ad" 

     No quotes.  No punctuation whatsoever.

     This way only seriously interested curious people, who won't mind typing the address out themselves, will be visiting my blog and digesting its delicious healing contents. No search engine referrals.  This is the safest spam in history.  

     Other people can help spread the word for me this way.  That doesn't mean I will be trying any less.  I will have this obsession until my dream comes true soon.  The crucially important thing is that I won't be the only one spreading it this way, and they can't take us all out.  They just wish they could.

     Just imagine this phrase on every single YouTube comment section.  Make it so!  Full speed ahead!

     And it also avoids the problem of any web crawlers picking it up as a web address and flagging my blog as spam.  I think.  I hope.  Maybe.

     Here's even another inexpensive and effective way to spread the word.  This is what I did when I was on tour across the country back in my mission days.  I call it littering for peace.  

     If you don't have a printer at home, go to any Kinkos or print shop and use one of their public computer terminals.  Open up a blank Word or Notepad text file and fill it with as many "havethesejokes.blog" as you can.  Fill 'er up.  Then get a pair of scissors and cut them all out, so you are left with tons of little papers, smaller than a cookie fortune with my blog address on it.  And start littering for peace.  Leave them everywhere!  If you offer them to people personally, don't forget to tell them very clearly, "It's not religious, I promise."  That should get a good chuckle.

Also, tell them, "This blog contains 184 Chuck Norris jokes."  Who's not going to want 184 Chuck Norris jokes? Chuck Norris is a total selling point.  Thank you Chuck. 

Well, we've all got some important work to do.  

I will see you all on the other side......of the revolution.

Unstoppable together, we shall become.

The seed of peace I planted years ago is finally sprouting.  Help me water and fertilize it, I beg you.