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joke-jokes

1.  I was going to post a joke about pizza, but it was cheesy.


2.  Do you know how often I post element jokes? 

Periodically.


3. Does anyone here remember the chiropractor joke I posted about a weak back?


4. The other day I told a joke over a Zoom meeting.  It wasn’t even remotely funny.


5. Poop jokes aren't my favorite, but they're a solid number two.


6.  I can't find any jokes about cutting down trees.  I’m completely stumped.


7.  Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.'


8.  My wife doesn't like vomit jokes but I do nausea a problem with it.


9.  I have this awful affliction where I can't stop telling airport jokes. I think it's terminal.


10.  These giant squid jokes are kraken me up!


11.  I hate it when people make jokes about body parts. Eyelash out when I hear them.


12.  I told a carbon monoxide joke to my friend.  He said it was tasteless.


13.  I hate jokes about proms. 

The punch line is always too long 


14.  Every time I tell a funny cow joke I butcher it. 


15.  I used to tell dad jokes.  He's dead now, though.


16.  Want to hear a joke about a bed?

Sorry, it hasn't been made yet.


17.  My wife is fed up with my constant wordplay jokes, so I asked her, "How can I stop my addiction?"

"Whatever means necessary," she replied.

"No it doesn't," I said. 

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