1. I was going to post a joke about pizza, but it was cheesy.
2. Do you know how often I post element jokes?
Periodically.
3. Does anyone here remember the chiropractor joke I posted about a weak back?
4. The other day I told a joke over a Zoom meeting. It wasn’t even remotely funny.
5. Poop jokes aren't my favorite, but they're a solid number two.
6. I can't find any jokes about cutting down trees. I’m completely stumped.
7. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.'
8. My wife doesn't like vomit jokes but I do nausea a problem with it.
9. I have this awful affliction where I can't stop telling airport jokes. I think it's terminal.
10. These giant squid jokes are kraken me up!
11. I hate it when people make jokes about body parts. Eyelash out when I hear them.
12. I told a carbon monoxide joke to my friend. He said it was tasteless.
13. I hate jokes about proms.
The punch line is always too long
14. Every time I tell a funny cow joke I butcher it.
15. I used to tell dad jokes. He's dead now, though.
16. Want to hear a joke about a bed?
Sorry, it hasn't been made yet.
17. My wife is fed up with my constant wordplay jokes, so I asked her, "How can I stop my addiction?"
"Whatever means necessary," she replied.
"No it doesn't," I said.
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