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[13:26.16] <wptmj> do you like raunchy jokes?
[13:26.24] <KarenAnne_> sometimes
[13:27.02] <wptmj> i've got tame and cute jokes too :]
[13:27.42] <wptmj> i also have intelligent conversation if you enjoy that
[13:28.48] <wptmj> Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?
[13:28.54] <wptmj> Or is that just one of granny's myths?
[13:28.57] <wptmj> :P
[13:29.06] <KarenAnne_> kiwi and bitter melion
[13:29.23] <wptmj> new zealand? i dated a kiwi once
[13:29.38] <wptmj> friggin psycho
[13:29.41] <wptmj> :P
[13:29.56] <KarenAnne_> yes fuji islanders are better
[13:30.21] <wptmj> where are you?
[13:30.32] <KarenAnne_> i cant quite figure it out
[13:30.51] <wptmj> right, is the world a globe? is it flat? who the hell knows
[13:31.06] <KarenAnne_> parabola
[13:31.11] <wptmj> we are being deceived
[13:31.26] <KarenAnne_> by whom
[13:31.33] <wptmj> sacred geo
[13:31.48] <wptmj> by the devil pretending to be god
[13:31.58] <KarenAnne_> ying and yang
[13:32.06] <wptmj> and the toxic suicidal ideation
[13:32.22] <KarenAnne_> flying spaghetti monster
[13:32.27] <wptmj> bad does not need to exist for there to be good!
[13:32.34] <wptmj> we can learn better and stop the bad, damnit!
[13:32.36] <KarenAnne_> 42
[13:32.43] <wptmj> 45 here
[13:33.02] <KarenAnne_> no...that is not my age...it is the meaing oflife
[13:33.23] <wptmj> figured you would explain :P
[13:33.46] <KarenAnne_> Subgenius
[13:33.58] <KarenAnne_> i am 38 div mom and jacobin
[13:33.58] <wptmj> chess player :]
[13:34.28] <wptmj> ever heard of a lancet fluke?
[13:35.12] <KarenAnne_> is that in the liver
[13:36.27] <wptmj> very good, yes, they call them liver flukes
[13:36.54] <wptmj> i came across a great ted talk the other day pertaining to dagerous memes
[13:37.00] <KarenAnne_> ok
[13:37.02] <wptmj> an old one
[13:37.16] <KarenAnne_> about flukes
[13:37.51] <wptmj> comparing them to toxic ideas in humans
[13:38.07] <wptmj> it was so good i typed up the first five minutes of it
[13:38.24] <wptmj> please read its not long
[13:38.27] <wptmj> +https://laughdispenser.blogspot.com/p/1slave.html,
[13:38.48] <wptmj> if you dont want to click i can copy and paste, if you are interested
[13:39.00] <wptmj> dont mean to bombard your attention like this
[13:39.09] <wptmj> you are free to ignore me :]
[13:39.35] <KarenAnne_> its 42
[13:40.11] <wptmj> ok i know you want me to ask now :P
[13:40.20] <wptmj> how is 42 the meaning of life?
[13:40.32] <KarenAnne_> its 6x7
[13:40.32] <wptmj> numerology?
[13:41.14] <KarenAnne_> phycology
[13:41.15] <wptmj> i once had my numerology done in San Luis Obispo. Lady told me i was a master teacher
[13:41.18] <KarenAnne_> Fudd's Law
[13:41.18] <wptmj> whatever that means
[13:41.32] <KarenAnne_> If you push something hard enough, it will fall over.
[13:41.52] <wptmj> hell, i want to obliterate it :P
[13:42.20] <KarenAnne_> push hard
[13:42.53] <wptmj> i'm not pushng the envelope
[13:43.00] <wptmj> i am shredding it :P
[13:43.17] <wptmj> Sign on meternty room door:
[13:43.25] <wptmj> "PUSH PUSH PUSH"
[13:43.31] <wptmj> :P
[13:43.47] <KarenAnne_> are you enjoying yourself
[13:44.10] <wptmj> against the assualt of laughter nothing can stand!
[13:44.26] <wptmj> hell yeah, this beats jerking off any day :]
[13:44.36] <KarenAnne_> oh i dont believe that
[13:45.14] <wptmj> Most people take sex jokes too far.
[13:45.18] <wptmj> I mean, CUM on, people!
[13:46.35] <wptmj> My pet rock leaves pebbles all over the house.
[13:46.57] <KarenAnne_> we need to renegotiate
[13:47.09] <wptmj> there needs to be a truce
[13:47.19] <wptmj> and redistribution
[13:47.26] <KarenAnne_> i am with you on this
[13:48.04] <wptmj> the children need to stand up and be counted
[13:48.13] <wptmj> theres way more kids than anyone!
[13:48.29] <wptmj> its simple evolution!
[13:48.52] <wptmj> please read my hopeful blog if you're really with me on this
[13:48.58] <wptmj> its not religious! i promise!
[13:49.01] <KarenAnne_> i will soon
[13:49.01] <wptmj> :P
[13:49.11] <KarenAnne_> i am a freelance monotheist
[13:49.54] <wptmj> i think god is the simple personification of LOVE! god pretends to be LOVE!
[13:50.17] <wptmj> thats the great deception talked about in the book!
[13:50.33] <wptmj> demiurge
[13:50.57] <KarenAnne_> coconut water
[13:51.56] <wptmj> diatomaceous earth
[13:52.11] <KarenAnne_> dortmunder lager
[13:52.58] <wptmj> umm, turnbeutel :P
[13:54.07] <KarenAnne_> Erector set
[13:55.21] <wptmj> Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?
[13:55.28] <wptmj> Because every time they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle.
[13:55.58] <KarenAnne_> pesidential erection
[13:56.03] <KarenAnne_> makes sense in the usa
[13:56.42] <wptmj> here's something else that makes sense
[13:56.45] <wptmj> +https://laughdispenser.blogspot.com/p/note.html,
[13:57.42] <wptmj> ive had that memorized for over twenty years and i orate it every chance i get
[13:57.43] <KarenAnne_> without chemicals, he points
[13:57.55] <wptmj> people LOVE it
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