lovely

I had randomly texted her with "Did you know that pigeons die after they have sex?"

[07:38.52] <Lovely_Tina> Really why?

[07:39.28] <wptmj> At least the one I fucked did.

[07:39.31] <wptmj> :P

[07:39.49] <wptmj> i'm a raunchy joke collector

[07:39.56] <wptmj> need some good laughs?

[07:40.18] <Lovely_Tina> I read some of your 'dad' jokes yesterday... I had to run out or I was going to say good job

[07:40.30] <Lovely_Tina> Everyone needs some good laughs 

[07:42.59] <wptmj> aww, thank you for the appreciation

[07:43.08] <wptmj> you truly are lovely :]

[07:44.14] <wptmj> if you have time please look at my ad-free non-religious blog, containing my entire joke collection and so much more

[07:44.28] <Lovely_Tina> I will do that.. thanks

[07:44.40] <wptmj> http://havethesejokes.blog

[07:44.45] <wptmj> tysm!

[07:45.44] <Lovely_Tina> Did you see me in the channel?

[07:46.06] <wptmj> its funny, i love telling my jokes in all the "backwards" channels like the one you were in but i got banned recently

[07:46.22] <Lovely_Tina> oops

[07:46.42] <wptmj> and since i thought i had a little noteriety in there. i got online on my droid just to see the member list

[07:46.58] <wptmj> i'm such a cheater :P

[07:46.58] <Lovely_Tina> gotcha

[07:47.25] <wptmj> thank you so much for hearing me out

[07:47.26] <Lovely_Tina> Dont know what a droid is, is that just a quick in and out thing? 

[07:47.30] <wptmj> android

[07:47.34] <wptmj> my phone

[07:47.40] <wptmj> free obama phone :]

[07:47.55] <wptmj> they have irc apps for em

[07:48.27] <Lovely_Tina> ok

[07:48.27] <wptmj> have you heard any of my cute jokes? g rated

[07:48.43] <Lovely_Tina> I remember you on yesterday telling them

[07:48.48] <wptmj> My pet rock leaves pebbles all over the house.

[07:48.53] <wptmj> :P

[07:49.09] <wptmj> oh ok, dont want to repeat, feel lame

[07:49.27] <Lovely_Tina> I am 64, I tend to forget things at times

[07:49.49] <wptmj> lol, you should start recording your life on a voice recorder and typing it up

[07:50.00] <wptmj> never forget a thing as long as you live like that

[07:50.32] <wptmj> like dis 

[07:50.35] <wptmj> https://laughdispenser.blogspot.com/p/memory.html

[07:51.30] <Lovely_Tina> That's cool

[07:52.41] <wptmj> i shouldve made a wise crack when you said " is that just a quick in and out thing? "

[07:52.45] <wptmj> lol :P

[07:53.17] <Lovely_Tina> I knew I left you and opening but you just went soft on it

[07:53.36] <wptmj> haha, yes!  atta girl!

[07:53.55] <Lovely_Tina> Coffee helps

[07:55.40] <wptmj> where are you from Tina?  please don't confuse my attraction.  i am happily married with two adorablechihuahuas.  i'm just on irc to showcase freedom of text AND I LOVE COFFEE!  3 and a half cup morning brew every morning, DOUBLE BREWED!

[07:55.58] <wptmj> :P

[07:57.19] <wptmj> kahlua is da bomb

[07:58.12] <Lovely_Tina> SF Bay Area in California

[07:58.24] <Lovely_Tina> Very cool

[07:59.39] <wptmj> i might have been through your town

[08:00.12] <wptmj> youve been to telegraph avenue, right?

[08:00.34] <Lovely_Tina> In Oakland or Berkeley 

[08:01.27] <wptmj> berkeley

[08:01.29] <wptmj> uc 

[08:01.52] <wptmj> check me out on telegraph and haste in 2003

[08:01.58] <wptmj> https://web.archive.org/web/20160424123905/http://havethisbook.com/pix/22mysign.jpg

[08:02.03] <Lovely_Tina> I will take a look at that

[08:02.17] <wptmj> thats from my old site, havethisbook.com which is a bookseller site now

[08:02.45] <wptmj> you can't say i am thinking small :]

[08:02.59] <wptmj> i live in 

[08:03.35] <Lovely_Tina> Oh yes, I know about that area, down to like Bakersfield and Fresno.. hubby bowled alot all over the state

[08:04.09] <wptmj> the armpit of america

[08:04.20] <wptmj> the town which needs the most light!

[08:05.02] <Lovely_Tina> Rough down there

[08:05.32] <wptmj> do you like punk rock?

[08:05.58] <wptmj> when you said bowling you reminded me of this song

[08:06.01] <wptmj> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsWNUaKJV0o

[08:06.08] <Lovely_Tina> Not really I am a gal of the 60s-70s

[08:06.30] <wptmj> oooh, ever heard of choir choir choir?

[08:07.06] <Lovely_Tina> No sorry I am listening not to bad...

[08:07.44] <wptmj> youre going to LOVE this.  let me pick a good song

[08:08.21] <Lovely_Tina> ok

[08:08.39] <wptmj> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSLwKLHKgrY

[08:08.57] <wptmj> they do choir versions of ALL the great hits

[08:09.13] <wptmj> itll give you chills sometimes

[08:09.29] <Lovely_Tina> I just love it... thanks, something new

[08:09.35] <wptmj> they do CCR's LODI!

[08:09.39] <wptmj> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2ZOfnfakhg

[08:10.58] <wptmj> music is just one of my angles

[08:11.03] <wptmj> https://laughdispenser.blogspot.com/p/kvids.html

[08:12.30] <Lovely_Tina> This is really good

[08:15.06] <Lovely_Tina> Lodi Is so freaking good

[08:15.19] <wptmj> tysm i have fun with it :]

[08:15.56] <Lovely_Tina> Very cool, I will show hubby... he is out hitting little white balls

[08:17.34] <wptmj> mister mister!

[08:17.37] <wptmj> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3SSxZxr6CY

[08:21.04] <Lovely_Tina> Wow, very cool

[08:21.15] <wptmj> yeah, i think thats my fave

[08:21.24] <wptmj> almost makes you cry :[

[08:21.36] <Lovely_Tina> Very moving just I love that you dont see the singers

[08:22.49] <wptmj> take a load off, fanny :]

[08:22.53] <wptmj> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgSihx_z6Fo

[08:23.23] <Lovely_Tina> The Band

[08:23.44] <wptmj> these guys are such a blessing

[08:24.37] <Lovely_Tina> Thanks for sharing it

[08:26.03] <wptmj> Thanks for trusting my links, way to live a little!  your gut isn't wro isn't wrong with me.

[08:26.08] <wptmj> i get what i give!

[08:26.13] <wptmj> :]

[08:27.03] <wptmj> and my blog is for EVERYONE, even people who chill out in your channel!

[08:27.08] <Lovely_Tina> Growing up in the Bay Area we went to a lot of concerts

[08:27.18] <Lovely_Tina> It was fun... lol

[08:30.41] <wptmj> lol

[08:31.53] <wptmj> if you really wanna laugh at some shocking wordplay, please look at how i roast the poor excuse for a man who thinks he is my biological father

[08:32.10] <wptmj> abandoned the family when i was five, no contact, ran off back home to panama

[08:32.37] <wptmj> i found him, have pictures of him and everything and an exacting justice, blog style

[08:32.40] <wptmj> :P

[08:32.51] <wptmj> enacting mightve been the right word

[08:33.17] <wptmj> actually, i'm sure youll stumble onto it eventually, i dont want to overload you

[08:33.25] <wptmj> dont want you to die from laughing

[08:33.39] <wptmj> all in due time :]

[08:33.43] <Lovely_Tina> Since I am home alone there is no one to save me

[08:33.54] <wptmj> whoa, even better!

[08:34.12] <Lovely_Tina> lol

[08:35.24] <wptmj> since i love everything and back it up on my blog so i dont have to remember it, do you mind our converstation being in my loggings?

[08:35.35] <wptmj> if you would prefer i can exclude it altogether

[08:35.47] <wptmj> since i log everything*

[08:38.42] <Lovely_Tina> Can you please not add me, sorry

[08:39.13] <wptmj> as you wish :]

[08:40.34] <wptmj> it might give the wife something to complain about anyway :P

[08:41.06] <wptmj> "what are you doing hanging out in that channel?!?!"

[08:41.08] <wptmj> :P

[08:41.20] <Lovely_Tina> Nothing really chatting with you... I like hearing what others have done

[08:42.04] <wptmj> in the end it's ALL logged regardless, by somebody

[08:43.42] <Lovely_Tina> Most likelly

[08:43.48] <wptmj> privacy online is a total illusion

[08:44.06] <Lovely_Tina> I agree

[08:49.49] <Lovely_Tina> I was just a kid when that song came out

[08:49.59] <wptmj> thats probably what reminded me, maybe

[08:50.02] <wptmj> :P

[08:50.50] <Lovely_Tina> The ending is so funny

[08:51.37] <wptmj> lol yeah its great

[08:51.51] <wptmj> "I didn't see any Tina"

[08:52.34] <Lovely_Tina> So good, be back in a few

[08:52.41] <wptmj> me2

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