Mama

1.  What's the difference between a joke and three dicks?

Your mom can't take a joke. 

2.  Your mama is so ugly she fell asleep on the beach and the tide wouldn't even take her out. 

3.  Your mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles traffic slows down. 

4.  My favorite sex position is called WOW.  It's where I flip over your MOM and she has her legs in the air.

5.  What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef. 

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? 

Your mom.

6.   Every “your mama” joke has been done thousands of times by thousands of different people. 

Just like your mama.