SUCK A DOGS DlCK: why are you on my buddylist?
MMMohhYeahBaby: who r u?
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: victor
MMMohhYeahBaby: victor???
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: you know..the crazy fool thats gonna save the planet
MMMohhYeahBaby: hmmm....
MMMohhYeahBaby: oh shyit
MMMohhYeahBaby: ha ha i made it?
MMMohhYeahBaby: lol
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: yeah
MMMohhYeahBaby: umm i donno y i aint on ur list
MMMohhYeahBaby: lol
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: isnt this the coolest sn in the world?
MMMohhYeahBaby: how sis u IM then?
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: hehe
MMMohhYeahBaby: yeah i love it!
MMMohhYeahBaby: =oP
MMMohhYeahBaby: lmao
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: aol instant messenger..
MMMohhYeahBaby: yeah right
MMMohhYeahBaby: ahh ok
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: this isnt the best one ive made though
MMMohhYeahBaby: oh no
MMMohhYeahBaby: ?
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: the best one i ever made was JESUS SUCKS DlCK
MMMohhYeahBaby: i havnt got a chance to read all ur storys
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: that one ruled
MMMohhYeahBaby: holy dayum
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i went to all the christian rooms and tore it up on that one
MMMohhYeahBaby: gimme ur pic vic
MMMohhYeahBaby: ur a meanie
MMMohhYeahBaby: lol
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: not because im satanic or nothing..just for the mere shock-value
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: hehe
MMMohhYeahBaby: yeah .. i know what ya mean
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: hehe
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: when that one died
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i made HAHA JESUS DIED
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: then JESUS DIED HAHA
MMMohhYeahBaby: dayum boi
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i had MAY GOD DAMN YOU
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: and BIG VEINY COCK
MMMohhYeahBaby: yeah i have seen them
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: dont lie
MMMohhYeahBaby: lol
MMMohhYeahBaby: im not
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i made those ages ago
MMMohhYeahBaby: i have seen may god damn you
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: when?
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i made that like 2 years ago
MMMohhYeahBaby: like 6 months ago
MMMohhYeahBaby: oh maybe not then
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i dont have a pic, but im kinda cute i guess
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i have a cool scar over my right eye
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: that lifts my eyebrow a little
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: giving me that permanent inquisitive look
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: hmmmmmm
MMMohhYeahBaby: ahhh secksy bish
MMMohhYeahBaby: lol
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: yeah, i gotta beat em off with a stick..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: :P
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: 25/m/nw san antonio/6'6"/185lbs/puertorican/german/panamanian/italian
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i should have a pic soon, but im not getting it for aol..
MMMohhYeahBaby: oh dayum ur a mutt..lol jk
MMMohhYeahBaby:
MMMohhYeahBaby: 31/f/sw
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: when i was in san jose not too long ago, this chick took a picture of me in all my traveling gear
MMMohhYeahBaby: @@~~HERE I AM~~@@
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: and said shed send it to me
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: cool
MMMohhYeahBaby: lol
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: hey sexy mama, lets do it
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: ::wink wink::
MMMohhYeahBaby: lmao
MMMohhYeahBaby: ok
MMMohhYeahBaby: nah jk
MMMohhYeahBaby: i aint likr that
MMMohhYeahBaby:
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: hell, you couldnt afford me anyway
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: hehe
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: neither am i, just curious as to what you would say
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: im no slut or anything..i havent gotten laid in like a year
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: im holding out
MMMohhYeahBaby: oh ur holding for me
MMMohhYeahBaby: how kewl
MMMohhYeahBaby: lol
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: only if you agree to be my girlfriend
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: thats the only way
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i want a commitment damnit
MMMohhYeahBaby: i couldnt afford u? lol u dint need much money
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: >:[
MMMohhYeahBaby: oh my
MMMohhYeahBaby: u sound like a chic
MMMohhYeahBaby: lol
MMMohhYeahBaby: heheh
MMMohhYeahBaby: men wanting a commitment?
MMMohhYeahBaby: what tha hell is wrong with that?
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: everyone thinks im crazy though..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: but thats cool, im gonna prove myself right soon
MMMohhYeahBaby: yeah that is a kewl thing to do
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: im just saying for sex i would want a commitment..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: well, intercourse really
MMMohhYeahBaby: yeah i understand
MMMohhYeahBaby: but a man thinkin that ..thats new to me
MMMohhYeahBaby: lol
MMMohhYeahBaby: men think u go out with them these days and u are wanting SEX and shiyt
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i wouldnt want sex with someone i wasnt in a relationship with
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: its way too risky these days..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: im 25 years old..i can count all the girls ive had sex with on one hand..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: damn proud of that..
MMMohhYeahBaby: yeah i completley understand where ur comming from
MMMohhYeahBaby: awww....
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: then again, i was in a 4 year relationship..thats probably why
MMMohhYeahBaby: yeah ..i was with my husband since we were in high school
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: wow
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: youre not with him anymore?
MMMohhYeahBaby: and we got separated in April of last yr
MMMohhYeahBaby: nope
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: have you learned your lesson?
MMMohhYeahBaby: he said he didnt love me anymore
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: DONT GET MARRIED
MMMohhYeahBaby: yeah give some one ur heart for 15 yrs and it still dont mean shyit
MMMohhYeahBaby: lol
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: ill never get married, ever
MMMohhYeahBaby: just when u think u know someoine
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i dont need a legal, binding contract to feel bound to someone for the rest of my life
MMMohhYeahBaby: oh me neither..... not agian
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: if we love each other and the trust is there..what the hell is the point of getting married?
MMMohhYeahBaby: yeah i feel ya
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: and its a simple fact of life..that people can change over time, and sometimes you cant or are not willing to change with them
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: so why complicate things?
MMMohhYeahBaby: yeah
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: yeah my ex thinks im crazy for my ideas..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: thing is, ive been the same way all along..she only thinks im crazy now because i dont want her anymore
MMMohhYeahBaby: nah i undersatnd u
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: hey, did you read my story?
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i proofread it and revised it a bit today
MMMohhYeahBaby: the first one u sent... yes
MMMohhYeahBaby: the other ones no
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: what was the first one i sent?
MMMohhYeahBaby: chapter 1 of my true life storys
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: hmm
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