Pamela3163: idiot
Giz4u: hey, it doesnt hurt to ask right..
Giz4u: its all a numbers game, just playing the odds
Pamela3163: thats horrible
Pamela3163: what are you. 18?
Giz4u: ya never know, i might run across a girl whos in the mood too and doesnt want to mess around with a complicated relationship..
Giz4u: sex feels good to all of us, we're only human
Giz4u: and im 25, by the way
Pamela3163: and you'd have sex with someone you just met over the net?
Giz4u: im usually not this desperate, its just been like a year for me...
Pamela3163: big deal
Giz4u: ive been holding out for a relationship, but hey..im only human
Pamela3163: well the net is no place to go
Giz4u: since when does it hurt to ask..
Pamela3163: its dangerous
Pamela3163: and your just asking for trouble
Giz4u: now, ive never done it before...and i would have to meet the person before i made my final decision..
Giz4u: and hey, condoms are like 99% effective at blocking stuff
Pamela3163: oh my god, are you sure you're not a teenager?
Pamela3163: you seem very naive
Giz4u: i seem very human..
Giz4u: and you seem very judgemental..
Giz4u: but hey, everyones different right
Pamela3163: i am just smart about things. plus, i work in the medical field and i've seen too much to just say "go ahead, do something stupid?"
Pamela3163: take care of yourself
Giz4u: you too, drive carefully
Pamela3163: dont go crazy because its been a year
Pamela3163: big freakin deal, you know
Giz4u: hey, dont you get urges now and then?
Pamela3163: its not something you need to live
Giz4u: i know, but whats life without a little risk?
Pamela3163: its great, dont get me wrong, but dont just jump into something crazy because its beena while
Pamela3163: that kind of risk you can do without
Giz4u: well, everyone thinks im crazy to start off with, im just doing an experiment..
Giz4u: to prove that it doesnt hurt to ask..
Pamela3163: do you realize the type of women that would actually answer yes are just the ones that you shouldnt get within ten feet of?
Giz4u: how can you be so sure?
Giz4u: i mean i was in a 4 year relationship..i know theres a big difference between having sex and making love..
Giz4u: thats why ive held out for a whole year..
Pamela3163: if a girl is going to say yes to some guy shes never met, imagine all the yes's shes dsaid before and to whom
Giz4u: yeah, thats what the condom is for..
Pamela3163: why are guys so dumb?
Giz4u: even though i hate condoms..
Giz4u: hey, its not like guys are the only ones screwing around
Pamela3163: there are sooooo many things that can go wrong. and sooo many things that a condom wont even stand a chance against
Giz4u: well it sure decreases the chances..
Pamela3163: dont be dumb. go rub one out and then go meet a nice girl somewhere
Giz4u: rub one out?
Giz4u: like i said...everybody thinks im crazy for my great ideas..
Giz4u: can i send you my true story? its pretty interesting..
Pamela3163: great ideas?
Giz4u: yeah, ive got some big plans
Giz4u: i just got back from the west coast..
Giz4u: i went on an odyssey..
Giz4u: i took off walking the day after christmas..
Giz4u: from san antonio
Pamela3163: go on
Giz4u: now, i had my mini cassette recorder with me the whole time
Giz4u: ive got the whole experience logged
Giz4u: easiest book in the world to write..i just had to let shit happen
Giz4u: i did it all for free
Giz4u: when i finish typing up my book, it should server as proof-positive, in black and white..that we dont need money to live..
Pamela3163: that i know is true
Giz4u: and that we have two legs for a reason
Giz4u: and its not to push the gas and the brake
Giz4u: and that cars are killling the world and making people lazy and impatient
Giz4u: i also plan to get marijuanan legalized and chill everybody out
Giz4u: -n
Giz4u: with the internet..
Giz4u: ive got it all figured out..
Giz4u: :]
Pamela3163: legalization should start in the medical field
Pamela3163: concentrate on that, then see where it goes
Giz4u: dont you think if all the world leaders got together and smoked a fat joint..that all our problems would just dissapear?
Giz4u: hey, they didnt call them peace pipes for nothing
Giz4u: not only do i plan to get it legalized...but recommended as well
Pamela3163: it will take a good 10 years of research after its legalized for med. research before it could or would ever be considered legal for us
Giz4u: hehe, anything is possible...and ya gotta start somewhere...
Pamela3163: yes you do
Pamela3163: its a long haul though
Giz4u: with the technology today, one person will make a difference..
Giz4u: i just cant find anything better to do
Pamela3163: college?
Giz4u: if you want to be like everybody else, go to college..
Giz4u: if you want to be yourself, learn it on your own
Pamela3163: there is nothing that says you cant do both
Giz4u: but why waste your time and money?
Giz4u: colleges are just cloning factories
Pamela3163: i got my degrees so that i could have a career that i enjoyed doing
Pamela3163: and now i play and get paid
Giz4u: yeah...would you do it for free though?
Giz4u: money doesnt mean shit
Giz4u: thats what college is all about
Pamela3163: alot can be done without money
Pamela3163: but power is another thing
Pamela3163: and with money comes power
Pamela3163: people respect m and my decision, they see those degrees on my wall and suddenly I am an expert
Pamela3163: of course i knew much of what i do now before i had them, but no one listened because i wasn't schooled
Pamela3163: so you pay the price, get your degrees
Pamela3163: hang them on your wall
Pamela3163: and with that you realize that you can go anywhere and do anything that you dreamed of before
Giz4u: sorry im on the phone
Pamela3163: but now people listen, now they suddenly think your super intelligent
Pamela3163: whether you use the degrees or not they give you unlimited bargaining room
Giz4u: ok
Pamela3163: ok, well, i have to get going now. need part of a manual written by this afternoon. going fishing.
Giz4u: sorry i was on the phone
Pamela3163: thats ok
Giz4u: do you mind if i send you my stuff?
Giz4u: the smart man backs his shit up..
: no, go ahead
Giz4u: cool
Pamela3163: i'd enjoy reading ti
Pamela3163: go out, enjoy the day
Pamela3163: bye
Giz4u: ok, thats the bulk of it..now dont mail this sn, its kinda stolen..
Giz4u: i hate paying for stuff..
Giz4u: :]
Pamela3163: ah yes
Giz4u: if you want to email me, write me at writeprotect@hotmail.com
Giz4u: ill be sure to save your address and send you my book(for free) when i type it up
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