Semper Fi Jag 2B: spare any what?
GO TO HELL PUTO: marijuana
Semper Fi Jag 2B: no, I don't do that
GO TO HELL PUTO: can i send you my stuff?
GO TO HELL PUTO: would you if it were legalized and recommended?
GO TO HELL PUTO: be honest
Semper Fi Jag 2B: mabe, I don't know
GO TO HELL PUTO: dont you think if all the world leaders got together and smoked some weed, that all our problems would just dissapear?
GO TO HELL PUTO: hey, they didnt call them peace pipes for nothing..
Semper Fi Jag 2B: for a while, but then new ones would occur
Semper Fi Jag 2B: what if they started doing dumb stuff while they were high though?
GO TO HELL PUTO: dumb stuff like what?
GO TO HELL PUTO: weed doesn't make you dumb
GO TO HELL PUTO: it makes you happy
GO TO HELL PUTO: and you know what they say
GO TO HELL PUTO: if it makes you happy
GO TO HELL PUTO: it cant be that bad..
Semper Fi Jag 2B: lol, I dunno
GO TO HELL PUTO: its our natural magic..
GO TO HELL PUTO: can i send you my stuff?
Semper Fi Jag 2B: sure go ahead
GO TO HELL PUTO: the smart man backs his shit up..
GO TO HELL PUTO: cool
GO TO HELL PUTO: one second
Semper Fi Jag 2B: you seem like a cool guy
GO TO HELL PUTO: thanks
Semper Fi Jag 2B: ughhh
GO TO HELL PUTO: read it when you have time
Semper Fi Jag 2B: I hate when guys are all like, so you wanna chat
Semper Fi Jag 2B: and then are like so how much do you weigh, what's your chest size
Semper Fi Jag 2B: it gets on my nerves
GO TO HELL PUTO: hehe
GO TO HELL PUTO: those are the ones that cant score in the real world..
Semper Fi Jag 2B: lol yup
GO TO HELL PUTO: sad thing is, that there are girls on here that are looking for guys like that..
Semper Fi Jag 2B: my answer is always the sme
GO TO HELL PUTO: its truly pathetic..
Semper Fi Jag 2B: same*
GO TO HELL PUTO: you shouldnt answer them at all
Semper Fi Jag 2B: "you should ask my bf"
Semper Fi Jag 2B: lol
GO TO HELL PUTO: hehe
Semper Fi Jag 2B: lol and he asked if I was faithful to him
Semper Fi Jag 2B: and I said yes
Semper Fi Jag 2B: so he was like ok bye
Semper Fi Jag 2B: lol
GO TO HELL PUTO: well, its all a numbers game...all that dude has to do is keep at it..and hell score eventually
GO TO HELL PUTO: people are real stoooopid on aol..
Semper Fi Jag 2B: ohh, but since I didn't wanna tell him my weight, or chest size, he was like "so you're one of those fat chicks huh?"
GO TO HELL PUTO: just ignore that dude
Semper Fi Jag 2B: lol, but it was fun meeting you
GO TO HELL PUTO: or next time someone asks you, tell them, "yeah, i weigh 400lbs, wanna play?"
Semper Fi Jag 2B: can I put you on my bl?
Semper Fi Jag 2B: lmao
GO TO HELL PUTO: nope
GO TO HELL PUTO: not this sn..
Semper Fi Jag 2B: hmmm why not?
GO TO HELL PUTO: its a sub account i made off of someone elses account..
GO TO HELL PUTO: fuck paying for aol
Semper Fi Jag 2B: lol
GO TO HELL PUTO: it could die any day
GO TO HELL PUTO: here, ill IM you from my aim sn
GO TO HELL PUTO: now, be sure to accept it, it's not a porn im
GO TO HELL PUTO: hehe
Semper Fi Jag 2B: ok
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: :P
Semper Fi Jag 2B: lol
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: see, since ive been living off of other peoples accounts for so long, my favorite past time became making really offensive screen names..
Semper Fi Jag 2B: well can I add this one on to my bl?
Semper Fi Jag 2B: lol
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: shit that if people report will get the account killed
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: but i dont give a fuck
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: hehe
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: sure, but its DLCK
Semper Fi Jag 2B: ok, well I'm out, I have to go
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: have a great day
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: drive carefully
Semper Fi Jag 2B: keep in touch ok, you seem very cool
Semper Fi Jag 2B: you too
Semper Fi Jag 2B: ok
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: well gawrsh
Semper Fi Jag 2B: ohh and my name is Eliana by the way
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: = blushing on all 4 cheeks
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: :P
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: im victor
Semper Fi Jag 2B: lol
Semper Fi Jag 2B: nice to meet you Victor
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: how big are your tits eliana?
Semper Fi Jag 2B: omg
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: hehe, totally just kidding
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: :P
Semper Fi Jag 2B: I know
Semper Fi Jag 2B: well Bye
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: peace sister
Semper Fi Jag 2B: talk to you soon hopefully
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: :]
Semper Fi Jag 2B signed off at 5:15:38 PM.
Semper Fi Jag 2B: hey Victor!
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: hallo :]
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: im sorry, i forg..oh yeah danielle
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: whats going on
Semper Fi Jag 2B: noooo
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: hmm
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: im really sorry
Semper Fi Jag 2B: wrong name...
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: my bad
Semper Fi Jag 2B: lol, it's Eliana
Semper Fi Jag 2B: it's ok
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: ack
Semper Fi Jag 2B: brb
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: ok eliana, thats a prettier name anyway
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: if you say danielle in spanish, it sounds like a guys name
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: your name is bilingual, and thats cool
Semper Fi Jag 2B: lol ok
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: did you get a chance to read my story?
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i sent it to you right
Semper Fi Jag 2B: yeah you didn, but I just got back, and no I haven't read it yet
Semper Fi Jag 2B: did*
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: ok, just wondering
Semper Fi Jag 2B: so have you been online this whole time?
Semper Fi Jag 2B: since I letf?
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: nope
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: my lazy mom kicked me off to play one of her stupid games that little kids could master in a day
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: shes addicted to wasting her time..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: her whole generation is
Semper Fi Jag 2B: lol ay all mean!
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: people don't deserve respect just for their role in life..so what if she's my mom..she's still damn ignorant
Semper Fi Jag 2B: damn you're all mean!
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: doesnt mean i dont love her..but hey, its the truth
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: turth might hurt sometimes, but you cant ever change it..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: you can only hide from it and ignore it
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: if you choose to
Semper Fi Jag 2B: how old are you Victor?
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i turned 25 on groundhogs day....
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: february 2
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: aquarius
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: hehe, i like it that you call me victor..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: all the lazy asses from aol call me vic
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: vic sounds like some greasy italian dude in a pizzeria..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: "heya vic, toss me 'nuther one of them pizza-pies"
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: ok, that was dumb
Semper Fi Jag 2B: lol it was funny Vic
Semper Fi Jag 2B: j/k
Semper Fi Jag 2B: Victor*
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: haha
Semper Fi Jag 2B: lol you dont act 25
Semper Fi Jag 2B: you act like my age
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: how old are you?
Semper Fi Jag 2B: I turned 17 in feb
Semper Fi Jag 2B: the 8th
Semper Fi Jag 2B: aquarius
Semper Fi Jag 2B: lol
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: that's because i am on your level..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i dont worry about stupid shit like other people my age..
Semper Fi Jag 2B: lol
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: and you guy's are the ones who don't think i'm crazy
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: it's all the old people that think i belong in a state hospital..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: it's just simple evolution if you ask me..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: now, the kids know better than the parents
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: we've learned from their mistakes..
Semper Fi Jag 2B: yup
Semper Fi Jag 2B: ditto
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: and a lot of shit is obvious to us, but theyre ignorant to the truth..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: and slowly killing our world..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: when their dead, we'll still be around..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: now, i may be wrong, but arent there more of us than there are of them?
Semper Fi Jag 2B: lol parents?
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: more kids than there are parents
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: younger people i mean
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: modern people
Semper Fi Jag 2B: hmm yeah
Semper Fi Jag 2B: but soon, we'll be the old ones....
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i say let's start a movement around the world
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: lets have all us kids revolt against the old folk..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: and take control of this planet
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: we will have peace
Semper Fi Jag 2B: no, I love my parents
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i dont mean kill them, just accept the fact that we know better
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: and theyre doing everything wrong
Semper Fi Jag 2B: lol @ killing them it looked funny when I just looked up, and saw that
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: hehe
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: now, i might sound hypocritical because im always preaching to everyone to accept people who are different, but it's when that difference is killing the world we all live in, that i have a problem with it..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: umm..you havent read any of my stuff, have you?
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: you probably think im some lunatic..
Semper Fi Jag 2B: no, I think you're cool
Semper Fi Jag 2B: remember I told you that...
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: yeah, but that was before i started ranting like a lunatic..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: hehe
Semper Fi Jag 2B: ehh, its all good though
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: hey, do you like weezer?
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: and im talking pre-sellout weezer
Semper Fi Jag 2B: weezer who?
Semper Fi Jag 2B: brb
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: the band
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: k
Semper Fi Jag 2B: hey if I send you email, do I send it to this email address?
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: no, send it to writeprotect@hotmail.com
Semper Fi Jag 2B: ok brb
Semper Fi Jag 2B: k you got mail
Semper Fi Jag 2B: ughh, I gained so much weight, I looked all fat
Semper Fi Jag 2B: ohh well
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: mines on its way
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: do you exercise?
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: like to walk?
Semper Fi Jag 2B: now I do
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: drink water?
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: like to hike?
Semper Fi Jag 2B: cuz I'm tryin to lose weight
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: all you have to do is walk..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: it's that simple
Semper Fi Jag 2B: yeah it's like this....
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: you don't need to diet and not pig out..if you walk, you get away with so much stuff
Semper Fi Jag 2B: I would always watch the way I looked, and stuff, and be all pretty
Semper Fi Jag 2B: and then....
Semper Fi Jag 2B: I got a bf
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: what happened?
Semper Fi Jag 2B: and I didn't realy care what I looked like that much anymore, cuz he took up most of my time, and I started to not excercise
Semper Fi Jag 2B: and eat out more, and I gained more weight, so now I'm trying to lose it
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: tsk tsk
Semper Fi Jag 2B: what what?
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: im joking
Semper Fi Jag 2B: ohhh
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i know how you can lose it
Semper Fi Jag 2B: hmmm
Semper Fi Jag 2B: how?
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: walk and ride the bus around town
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: go exploring
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: we got two legs for a reason, and its not to push the gas and the brake..
Semper Fi Jag 2B: there isn't a bus here that gos around town
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: cars have made everybody lazy
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: where do you live?
Semper Fi Jag 2B: Seguin
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: oh wow, i didnt know
Semper Fi Jag 2B: south east of SA
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i thought you were in san antonio
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: how far south?
Semper Fi Jag 2B: like 30 miles
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: hmm...possible destination for one of my walks..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i could do that in a couple days
Semper Fi Jag 2B: lol
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: im gonna walk up to austin soon
Semper Fi Jag 2B: realy?
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: yes
Semper Fi Jag 2B: I'm reading your email as we speak/type
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: cool, i was gonna tell you to already
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: hey eliana, would you excuse me while i go smoke a cigarette?
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: yeah, youll have time to read my badass story
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: i hope you have as much fun reading it as i did living it..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: brbin10minorless
Semper Fi Jag 2B: ok
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: ok, im black...
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: err..-l
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: :P
Semper Fi Jag 2B: lol
Semper Fi Jag 2B: I'm not even half way trough your story...
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: hehe, whatta ya think so far?
Semper Fi Jag 2B: its one of the most interesting emails I've read
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: wow, thanks..
Semper Fi Jag 2B: it seems like you realy enjoy what you did!
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: oh yeah...i had the time of my life..
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: all for free
Semper Fi Jag 2B: lol, I wish I could do something like that
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: anyone can
Semper Fi Jag 2B: lol @ the spirits got your back, that sounds cute!
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: hehe
Semper Fi Jag 2B: hey well I need to go Victor
Semper Fi Jag 2B: I'll finish reading your awsome emails later ok
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: ok eliana, you have a good night
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: whenever you can spare time
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: just keep in mind their of global-importance
Semper Fi Jag 2B: you too, talk to you more tomorrow k
SUCK A DOGS DlCK: bye
Semper Fi Jag 2B: adios Victor
Semper Fi Jag 2B: night
Semper Fi Jag 2B signed off at 9:22:22 PM.
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