shapeme-f-2023-05-22

     Session Start: Mon May 22 01:33:11 2023

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[01:33.37] <wptmj> What's better than winning the Special Olympics?

[01:33.57] <shapeme-f> I wouldn't know

[01:34.07] <wptmj> Not being retarded. :]

[01:35.02] <wptmj> i tend to pick jokes by cues from chat

[01:35.09] <wptmj> sorry to bother you

[01:35.26] <shapeme-f> It's fine, lol

[01:35.52] <shapeme-f> But I don't get the joke lol

[01:36.11] <wptmj> yeah, its real dumb and tasteless

[01:36.25] <wptmj> i guess its not for everyone

[01:36.42] <wptmj> but i bet i do have some jokes that will make you laugh

[01:36.53] <wptmj> are you in the mood to laugh?

[01:37.23] <shapeme-f> Sure haha

[01:37.50] <wptmj> ok, challenge accepted

[01:38.23] <wptmj> how crude is your sense of humor?  i don't want to offend you at all

[01:38.52] <wptmj> cuz i have jokes at both extremes

[01:39.01] <wptmj> i'm a laugh collector :]

[01:40.01] <wptmj> im also a long distance walker/journalist with a bitching new blog about world peace through laughter and marijuana.  

[01:40.15] <wptmj> would you care to check it out?

[01:40.33] <wptmj> wait, i need to deliver on some jokes first

[01:40.46] <wptmj> or you might think i'm a scammer :]

[01:40.57] <wptmj> telling jokes is one way i spread light 

[01:41.04] <wptmj> and brighten moods

[01:41.08] <shapeme-f> Lol you could still be a scammer with a sense of humor

[01:41.35] <wptmj> yes, you're right, ANYTHING is possible

[01:42.00] <wptmj> life's a gamble

[01:42.50] <wptmj> My pet rock leaves pebbles all over the house.

[01:43.28] <wptmj> How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

[01:43.34] <wptmj> 10-tickles.

[01:43.39] <wptmj> :P

[01:44.15] <shapeme-f> That made the left corner of my mouth curl

[01:44.28] <wptmj> seductively or in disgust?

[01:45.09] <wptmj> ok ill turn up the raunch

[01:45.21] <wptmj> My doctor just told me I'm a compulsive liar.  

[01:45.25] <wptmj> Then she gave me a blow job in her office.

[01:45.30] <wptmj> :P

[01:46.50] <wptmj> ok ill stop being a human joke bot

[01:47.03] <wptmj> there's a time and a place for everything

[01:47.28] <shapeme-f> I don't get it. You lied about her giving you a bj?

[01:48.07] <wptmj> yes, exactly

[01:48.15] <shapeme-f> Ok

[01:48.16] <wptmj> you did get it

[01:48.46] <wptmj> Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.   

[01:48.56] <wptmj> damn i said i'd stop

[01:49.18] <wptmj> ok will you please look at my amazing blog when you get the chance?

[01:49.50] <wptmj> i wont post it until you agree.  no point in wasting anyones time

[01:50.44] <shapeme-f> Sure I'll take a look

[01:50.49] <wptmj> ＋http://laughdispenser.blogspot.com，

[01:51.01] <wptmj> thank you, i just might make your day :]

[01:51.10] <wptmj> enjoy the gift

[01:51.32] <wptmj> where are you?

[01:52.30] <wptmj> it will help greatly if you are 420 friendly

[01:54.01] <shapeme-f> I don't do drugs

[01:55.33] <shapeme-f> But I can see why you want people to do drugs, some of these jokes are really bad

[01:56.44] <shapeme-f> (that was a joke)

[02:05.58] <wptmj> i like that you have a good sense of humor

[02:06.14] <wptmj> you don't have to do drugs.  mine is an interesting perspetive regardless that has the potential to reach milions, even if they disagree

[02:06.29] <wptmj> all i ask is you please wish me luck

[02:06.36] <wptmj> thanks for looking

[02:06.39] <shapeme-f> I'm not against drugs, I just don't do drugs myself

[02:06.58] <wptmj> i really wish marijuana would lose that stigma

[02:07.45] <wptmj> how old are you?  and please know i am happily married and not perverted and have no bad intentions

[02:08.09] <wptmj> i'm just trying to share and have nice conversations

[02:08.28] <wptmj> where are you from?  how old are you?

[02:08.56] <wptmj> sorry for repeating, i've been practicing what i preach :]

[02:09.08] <shapeme-f> I'm 16

[02:09.12] <shapeme-f> From the Netherland

[02:10.08] <wptmj> wow, so young, then i'm positive you want world peace too 

[02:10.13] <wptmj> im 45

[02:10.38] <wptmj> all the kids got my back :]

[02:11.15] <wptmj> thanks for talking to me and share if you deem worthy

[02:11.29] <wptmj> wait

[02:11.35] <wptmj> i have a joke :]

[02:11.39] <shapeme-f> Lol ok

[02:12.20] <wptmj> How long does it take the Dutch to make eggs benedict? 

[02:12.30] <wptmj> It takes Holland days.

[02:12.34] <wptmj> :]

[02:12.38] <shapeme-f> Lol

[02:12.54] <wptmj> you got that one, right?

[02:13.13] <shapeme-f> Yes it's the sauce

[02:13.32] <wptmj> right on

[02:13.42] <wptmj> The doctor gave me some anti-gloating cream.  

[02:13.46] <wptmj> I can't wait to rub it in.

[02:13.57] <wptmj> :P

[02:19.19] <wptmj> ok shapeme, it was nice chatting with you, goodnight.  i hope you have a great day tomnorrow, cheers.

[02:19.56] <shapeme-f> Thanks, sweet dreams