WASP
What does a WASP do when his car breaks down?
Fixes it.
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How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
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Two WASPs were walking down the street. One turned to the other and said, “You know, you’re my best friend but you never ask how I’m doing, how things are going, how’s business?”
“Okay,” said his friend, “how’s business?”
“Fine.”
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What do WASPs do instead of making love?
Rule the country.
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What does a WASP mom make for dinner?
A crisp salad, a hearty soup, a lovely entree, and a delicious dessert.
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