Dead Baby
W hat’s small, screams, and can’t turn corners?
A baby with a spear through it.
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What’s red and has a million holes in it?
A baby on a bed of nails.
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What’s grosser than 1,000 dead babies stacked one on top of the other?
One live baby on the bottom trying to eat his way out.
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What’s red and silver and crawls into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
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What’s red and white and hangs from a tree?
A baby run over by a snowblower.
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If you fit ten babies in a test tube using La Machine, and you get them out with a straw, how do you put them back together?
Krazy Glue!
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What’s red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
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What’s more gross than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
Ripping it off!
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