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Helen Keller

 

 

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her?

They put extra doorknobs on all the doors.

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How did they punish her when she wouldn’t do her homework?

They stomped on her Braille books with golf shoes.

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How did they punish her when she really misbehaved?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing. She had her mittens on.

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Did you hear about the new Helen Keller disease?

The clap.

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Or did you hear about the three panelists on To Tell the Truth?

#1: “My name is Helen Keller.”

#2: “My name is Helen Keller.”

#3: “Mnye nnme ithk Hullne Kwuell.”