Herpes
How does herpes leave the hospital?
On crotches.
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Seen the new bumper sticker?
Herpes, the love bug.
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A man was out walking his dog, and a woman stopped to admire the animal. “What's your dog's name?” she asked.
“Herpes,” replied the dog's owner.
“How ... odd,” said the woman. “Why Herpes?”
“Because he won't heel.”
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What do you call an Indian with herpes?
Chief Running Sore.
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What do you get when you fuck a Coke?
Burpies.
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What's the difference between a midget con artist and a case of herpes?
One's a cunning runt.
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A Polish man made the acquaintance of a young woman in a bar, and she accepted his invitation to come back to his apartment. After a few drinks and some soft music the Pole suggested retiring to the bedroom, and the young woman was willing. Soon they were going at it hot and heavy.
Right in the middle of everything the Pole stopped dead, looked at her, and said, “Hey, you don't have herpes, do you?”
“NO!” she said. “Why would you ask that?”
“That's a relief,” said the Pole. “The last girl didn't tell me until it was too late.”
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