“Mommy, Mommy”
“Mommy, Mommy, can I lick the bowl?”
“Shut up and flush the toilet.”
*
“Mommy, Mommy, can I buy a new dress?”
“You know it won't fit over your iron lung.”
*
“Mommy, Mommy, this doesn't taste like tomato juice.”
“Shut up and drink it before it clots.”
*
“Mommy, Mommy, why do I keep going in circles?”
“Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.”
*
“Mommy, Mommy, do we have to visit Grandma again?”
“Shut up and keep digging.”
*
“Mommy, Mommy, I don't want hamburger for dinner.”
“Shut up or I'll stick your other arm in the meat grinder.”
*
“Mommy, Mommy, do we have to have spaghetti again tonight?”
“Shut up or m pull the veins out of your other leg.”
*
“Mommy, Mommy, why can't I play with the other kids?”
“Shut up and deal.”
*
“Mommy, Mommy, why is everyone running away?”
“Shut up and reload.”
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