Dead Baby
What does it take to make a dead baby float?
One scoop of ice cream and a scoop of dead baby.
How did the dead baby cross the road?
Stapled to the chicken.
What's the difference between unloading a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
You can use a pitchfork on the dead babies.
Why do they boil water when a baby's being born?
So that if it's born dead, they can make soup.
How do you fit a thousand dead babies in a phone booth?
Use a blender!
How do you get them out?
With a straw!
What's red and squirms in the corner?
A baby playing with a razor blade.
What's blue and squirms in the corner?
A baby in a baggie.
What's green and sits in the corner?
The same baby two weeks later.
What's red and hangs from the ceiling?
A baby on a meathook.
Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can watch its expression.
What's the perfect gift for a dead baby?
A dead puppy.
What's red and goes around and around?
A baby in a garbage disposal.
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the window?
A baby in a microwave.
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