trulyherpes

 

Herpes

 

 

What’s the difference between mono and herpes?

You get mono when you snatch a kiss.

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Did you hear about the Polish hooker with herpes?

She charged extra for multiple organisms.

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What’s the fourth biggest lie?

It’s only a cold sore.

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Did you hear about the gay guy who was so hip he got Herpes III?

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Did you hear about the cure for herpes?

Extra-Strength Tylenol.

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What do you call herpes above and below the waist?

Herpes duplex.

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What do you get when you fuck a midget?

Twerpies.

 

When you fuck a bird?

Chirpies.

 

And when you fuck ice cream?

Slurpies.

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What’s the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes is forever.