Lepers
Did you hear about the leper who made his living as a gigolo?
He was doing great until business fen off.
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Why was time-out called in the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
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How can you tell when a valentine is from a leper?
The tongue’s in the envelope.
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How could you tell when the poker game between lepers was over?
Someone threw his hand in.
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Why did the brothel in the leper colony close down?
The tips weren’t worth it.
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Know anyone who wants to do charity work in India?
They need people to sort unclaimed feet in the leper colony.
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