Viljami-2023-05-24

 Session Start: Wed May 24 12:11:07 2023

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[13:08.40] <WPTMJ> laughdispenser.blogspot.com

[13:08.53] <Viljami> thanks

[13:09.02] <WPTMJ> any feedback would be really cool. thanks for letting me share

[13:09.13] <WPTMJ> thats sadly becoming so rare these days

[13:09.33] <Viljami> personally I prefer to chat not to read papers :))

[13:10.14] <WPTMJ> ill chat all you want too, save my blog for when you dont have anything else to do

[13:10.22] <Viljami> sure

[13:10.23] <WPTMJ> because it can be pretty distracting

[13:11.25] <WPTMJ> to start off with its a massive quality jokes and puns dump

[13:11.51] <WPTMJ> peace through laughter is just one angle i'm exploring :]

[13:13.15] <Viljami> true laughter can be very important agreed

[13:13.28] <Viljami> humour can be a powerful tool

[13:14.37] <WPTMJ> against the assault of laughter nothing can stand!

[13:15.15] <Viljami> yes I agree there

[13:15.37] <Viljami> dont always take life TOO seriously :p

[13:15.49] <Viljami> life IS serious of course

[13:16.41] <Viljami> but humour is important too

[13:16.48] <WPTMJ> seriousy depressing with how they keep robbing us of any improved, non-imprisoned life

[13:16.55] <WPTMJ> that we deserve just for being born!

[13:19.08] <WPTMJ> a long time ago i found this awesome report called the Letter of Appreciation from the Rich to Everybody Else

[13:20.15] <WPTMJ> if you dont want to read it on my blog, i can type it out here.  i found it decades ago and promptly memorized it fifteen minutes later.  it's my FAVORITE thing to tell strangers.

[13:20.34] <Viljami> oh ok

[13:20.45] <WPTMJ> ok what?

[13:20.59] <Viljami> yes the chat in the channel :)

[13:21.29] <Viljami> I dont read newspapers either :)

[13:21.38] <Viljami> but i do like to chat

[13:21.43] <WPTMJ> great!  thats how you become misinformed!

[13:21.49] <Viljami> oh yes

[13:21.57] <Viljami> hard to find independent turth

[13:21.59] <Viljami> truth

[13:22.11] <Viljami> but in democratic countries we at least have free press

[13:22.41] <WPTMJ> we just have a bigger cell :]

[13:22.45] <Viljami> haha

[13:22.49] <WPTMJ> that no one can find the bars to

[13:23.03] <Viljami> too much misery in the news as well

[13:23.11] <Viljami> which you cant change

[13:23.11] <WPTMJ> ok ill begin

[13:23.15] <WPTMJ> the note from the rich

[13:23.30] <WPTMJ> Dear slaves,

[13:23.43] <WPTMJ> Let's be honest: you'll never win the lottery. On the other hand, the chances are pretty good that you'll slave away at some miserable job the rest of your life. 

[13:24.03] <WPTMJ> That's because you were in all likelihood born into the wrong social class. Let's face it - you're a member of the working caste. 

[13:24.08] <WPTMJ> Sorry!

[13:24.29] <WPTMJ> As a result, you don't have the education, upbringing, connections, manners, appearance, and good taste to ever become one of us. In fact, you'd probably need a book the size of the yellow pages to list all the unfair advantages we have over you.

[13:24.50] <WPTMJ> That's why we're so relieved to know that you still continue to believe all those silly fairy tales about "justice" and "equal opportunity"

[13:25.23] <WPTMJ> Of course, in a hierarchical social system like ours, there's never been much room at the top to begin with. 

[13:25.31] <WPTMJ> Besides, it's already occupied by us - and we like it up here so much that we intend to keep it that way.

[13:25.56] <WPTMJ>  But at least there's usually someone lower in the social hierarchy you can feel superior to and kick in the teeth once in a while. Even a lowly dishwasher can easily find some poor slob further down in the pecking order to sneer and spit at. 

[13:26.20] <WPTMJ> So be thankful for migrant workers, prostitutes, and home less street people.

[13:26.35] <WPTMJ> I can stop now if you dont like it

[13:26.42] <Viljami> no prob

[13:26.44] <WPTMJ> but it gets way better

[13:27.30] <WPTMJ>    Always remember that if everyone like you were economically secure and socially privileged like us, there would be no one left to fill all those boring, dangerous, low-paid jobs in our economy. And no one to fight our wars for us, or blindly follow orders in our totalitarian corporate institutions. And certainly no one to meekly go to their grav

[13:27.30] <WPTMJ> e without having lived a full and creative life. 

[13:27.48] <WPTMJ> So please, keep up the good work!

[13:28.18] <WPTMJ> You also probably don't have the same greedy, compulsive drive to possess wealth, power, and prestige that we have. And even though you may sincerely want to change the way you live, you're also afraid of the very change you desire, thus keeping you and others like you in a nervous state of limbo. 

[13:28.40] <WPTMJ> So you go through life mechanically playing your assigned social role, terrified what others would think should you ever dare to "break out of the mold."

[13:29.05] <WPTMJ>     Naturally, we try to play you off against each other whenever it suits our purposes: high-waged workers against low-waged, unionized against non-unionized, Black against White, male against female, American workers against Japanese against Mexican against.....

[13:29.30] <WPTMJ> We continually push your wages down by invoking "foreign competition," "the law of supply and demand," "national security," or "the bloated federal deficit." We throw you on the unemployed scrap heap if you step out of line or jeopardize our profits. 

[13:30.01] <WPTMJ> And to give you an occasional break from the monotony of our daily economic blackmail, we allow you to participate in our stage- managed electoral shell games, better known to you ordinary folks as "elections."

[13:30.41] <WPTMJ>  Happily, you haven't a clue as to what's really happening - instead, you blame "Aliens," "Tree-hugging Environmentalists," "Niggers," "Jews," "Welfare Queens," and countless others for your troubled situation.

[13:31.09] <WPTMJ>   We're also very pleased that many of you still embrace the "work ethic," even though most jobs in our economy degrade the environment, undermine your physical and emotional health, and basically suck your one and only life right out of you. 

[13:31.22] <WPTMJ> We obviously don't know much about work, but we're sure glad you do!

[13:31.44] <WPTMJ> Of course, life could be different. Society could be intelligently organised to meet the real needs of the general population. You and others like you could collectively fight to free yourselves from our domination. 

[13:32.09] <WPTMJ> But you don't know that!

[13:32.24] <WPTMJ> In fact, you can't even imagine that another way of life is possible. 

[13:32.36] <WPTMJ> And that's probably the greatest, most significant achievement of our system-

[13:32.43] <WPTMJ> robbing you of your imagination, your creativity, your ability to think and act for yourself.

[13:33.02] <WPTMJ> So we'd truly like to thank you from the bottom of our heartless hearts. Your loyal sacrifice makes possible our corrupt luxury; your work makes our system work. 

[13:33.11] <Viljami> do you live in Texas or California WPTMJ ?

[13:33.22] <WPTMJ> Thanks so much for "knowing your place" - 

[13:33.24] <WPTMJ> without even knowing it!

[13:33.32] <WPTMJ>  Yours Truly, The Rich

[13:33.42] <WPTMJ> P.S. Oh, and by the way, lets just keep this amongst ourselves, OK .... that's a good little slave! HA HA HA As if it would matter!! "He who hath the gold makes all the rules."

[13:33.52] <WPTMJ> thank you so much for listerning :]

[13:33.57] <Viljami> sure

[13:34.00] <WPTMJ> that means a lot

[13:34.09] <WPTMJ> and i grew up in san antonio

[13:34.14] <WPTMJ> and am currently in cali

[13:34.16] <Viljami> ooh ok

[13:34.26] <Viljami> San Antonio is the captal of Texas?

[13:34.26] <WPTMJ> what a coinkidink :]

[13:34.32] <WPTMJ> no, austin i

[13:34.33] <WPTMJ> s

[13:34.42] <Viljami> ooh ok I always CONFUSE those two ;)

[13:35.02] <WPTMJ> i prefer san antonio though and not just cuz its my hometown

[13:35.13] <Viljami> ooh ok

[13:35.18] <Viljami> its not too hot in Texas?

[13:35.19] <WPTMJ> austin is the capital, a big gear in the evil machine

[13:35.46] <WPTMJ> not too hot alll the time, but it takes getting used to

[13:35.49] <Viljami> do you like California?

[13:35.51] <Viljami> oh ok

[13:35.56] <WPTMJ> yup

[13:36.00] <Viljami> cool

[13:36.59] <Viljami> the Netherlands where I live are ok too but we have a lot of crime, even the Crown Princess isnt safe

[13:37.08] <WPTMJ> ok im gonna go be afk for a bit.  enjoy my blog and share if you deem worthy

[13:37.10] <Viljami> and the Dutch are a bit 'average'

[13:37.10] <Viljami> ok

[13:37.26] <Viljami> well thanks for the chat :)

[13:37.32] <WPTMJ> i appreciate your acceptance

[13:37.46] <WPTMJ> my pleasure, i look forward to the next :]

[13:37.51] <Viljami> sure

[13:38.18] <WPTMJ> have you heard any chuck norris jokes?

[13:38.37] <Viljami> I am not very familiar with Church Norris

[13:39.16] <WPTMJ> he was an actor back in the 80s. hes got the tough guy, can-do-anyhing persona.  

[13:39.29] <Viljami> ooh ok

[13:39.35] <Viljami> like John Wayne? :)

[13:39.47] <WPTMJ> so they started making chuck norris jokes.  basically, conceited jokes

[13:39.53] <WPTMJ> kinda

[13:40.14] <WPTMJ> When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.

[13:40.21] <WPTMJ> for example :]

[13:40.26] <Viljami> ooh haha

[13:40.32] <WPTMJ> Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

[13:41.38] <WPTMJ> thats just two of them.  i have 184 Chuck Noris jokes on my blog

[13:41.52] <WPTMJ> ＋https://laughdispenser.blogspot.com/p/chuck.html，

[14:20.54] * Viljami (~Viljami@86-94-216-74.fixed.kpn.net) Quit (Quit)